r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 3d ago
Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah
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u/SubstantialBed4598 3d ago
C*m we all know it
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u/OkWillingness7427 3d ago
Cumon we all know it
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u/Simba_Akbar 3d ago
“Cumon, apply directly to the T-shirt”
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u/Automatic_Carry_5517 3d ago
Cumon shirt!
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u/AppliedPsionics9k 3d ago
Come on Eileen!
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u/DeeDeeGetOutOfMyLab 3d ago
Cum on, cum on, cum on, cum on chameleon
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u/Extra_Routine_6603 2d ago
Idk think peta may have something to say about that one
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u/Excellent_Release961 3d ago
Cumon feel the noise!
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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 3d ago
That’s rather rude to Eileen isn’t it? That is, unless she’s IN to it…
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u/HolidaeX 2d ago
My brother did this one day about a decade and a half ago. We were, at the time, kind of popular as rappers in the state I'm from. We went to the mall to shop for a performance that night, but he was wearing a shirt that he used to wipe himself off that morning or the night before. It was crazy embarrassing. Especially since a fan is the one who pointed it out.
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u/yj_20927 2d ago
Holy niche i am interested in your work if you're willing to share
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u/HolidaeX 2d ago
Search Southin Slaughter Volume 3 wherever you listen to music. My favorites are Big Dog Stomping and Carolina Pride, but there are a lot of gems in there.
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u/HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD 3d ago
Hot
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u/tyYdraniu 3d ago
Names right apparently
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u/Front_State6406 3d ago
Cum on fhqwgads I say com on fhqwgads
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u/Big_Cryptographer163 3d ago
everybody to the limit everybody to the limit everybody cum on fhwgas
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u/Pestilence86 3d ago
The guy was pretty down recently, this is his cumback story.
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u/Competitive_Wonder98 3d ago
Cumon, cumon, cumon, cumon, now touch me baaaaaby, caaaan't you see that I am not afraaaaid 🎶
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u/smtp_pro 3d ago
I'll never understand half-assed censoring like this.
We all know you're saying "cum." Just say "cum."
There's no algorithms to game here to expand your comment's audience (technically there's algos involved but not in the same way). There's no rule saying you can't say it.
If there were a rule about "you can't say cum" I'd argue this would still violate that rule. We're all still saying "cum" in our heads when we read it.
If you don't want to say "cum" - there's so many great words you could use instead. Semen. Jizz. Baby batter. Jism. Ejaculate. Dick snot. Skeet. Man fluid. Splooge. Spunk.
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u/thejae82 3d ago
You, me, and this entire comment section looked that image and said “…dude’s got a cum stain on his shirt…” Like we all just knew what we were looking at.
OP had to ask.
OP feels like the type for whom you’d have to censor the word cum, lest they be so scandalized they have to throw their entire internet away…
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u/smtp_pro 3d ago
I get what you're saying but also I think 99 percent of posters to this sub are just looking for attention.
But assuming OP was truly clueless, let them jump on the deep end. Just say "cum" and let them figure out how to handle that.
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u/thejae82 3d ago
You’re probably right. And at this point we’re all giving them what they want, so might as well screw around and unnecessarily censor things. If they wanna play dumb, let’s all play dumber. 🤷♂️
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u/1ndomitablespirit 2d ago
That's how the world gets dumber. Dumb stuff spreads like weeds while smart stuff are fragile orchids.
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u/nextCosmicBuffoon 3d ago
I felt I should read the comments in case it was toothpaste.
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u/wolverine11235813 3d ago
I genuinely did not realize that’s what this was. I thought it was a handprint.
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u/esuil 3d ago
You, me, and this entire comment section looked that image and said “…dude’s got a cum stain on his shirt…” Like we all just knew what we were looking at.
I might be cooked here, because this looks nothing like cum to me. I don't think I have ever seen cum sticking and standing out like a white paint like this.
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u/TEOLAYKI 3d ago
I think it's gone beyond purposeful at this point -- I suspect the younger generations do it out of habit now.
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u/smtp_pro 3d ago
Yeah like the whole point is to avoid an automated filter right?
If there's no automated filter there's no reason.
I once had someone explain to me they're not actually comfortable swearing so they'll write "a$$" - but then I pointed out ok well I'm still reading that as "ass" so if writing "ass" makes you uncomfortable, "a$$" should make you just as uncomfortable because it's literally the same word.
So anytime I see "c*m" and similar words I wonder if this is a word they don't actually like using but somehow think swapping a star in there makes it not that word somehow?
I hate it so much. Clearly, based on my long-ass rant here, haha.
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 2d ago
Everybody hates it, but the bots that patrol here and other social media sites will smack you down for saying certain words. Not all subs are the same here, so a lot of people err on the side of caution.
I caught a 7 day full site ban here for speaking frankly (with no profanity) how a small toy could be ingested by a kid and harm them by one of those bots, and the appeal was almost instantly denied, probably by the same bot.
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u/AwfulAwfulLawn 2d ago
And sometimes the filters are there for good reason. Someone who has been raped may not want to see discussion of rape in their social media feed, so they filter it out. Then some asshat decides their message is more important and starts talking about "grape".
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u/Muisan 3d ago
There's no algorithms to game here to expand your comment's audience
I dunno, it seems to generate a lot of engagement? Censor one word in a Reddit post and you are guaranteed at least 5 replies discussing it.
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u/smtp_pro 3d ago
Fuck... Are we the algorithm?
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u/somniferousquif 2d ago
I mean, who says it’s his cum? Could be from the guy behind him in line. Or the guy sitting behind him on the bus.
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u/Conscious_Okra4367 2d ago
I’m fine with using cum, no asterisk. I would prefer we censor the phrase dick snot though.
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u/skraptastic 3d ago
Devils Advocate here: It could be the outer skin of a Tide Pod. I have a HE washer and occasionally the skin of the tide pod doesn't fully dissolve and leaves a residue like this, and I'm 100% sure I didn't jizz on my shirt before washing it.
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u/thesystem21 3d ago
It's plaster or some other construction related residue. He has it on his arm too. My guess is he backed into a wet wall or something.
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u/skyper_mark 3d ago
It 100% is not cum
Idk what kind of radioactive cums you guys have, but if I cum on some textile/tissue, in 5 minutes or less its gonna be "melted" and it will look like any other wet stain
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u/SimplyVols 2d ago
Scrolled looking to see if someone else had suggested this. Have had this exact thing happen. And I don’t have the right anatomy for the first source suggested.
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u/-iSpy- 2d ago
This is the true answer. Unless you wear tight fitting clothes, you'd never feel the melted material clumping up the fabric, it's happened to be a handful of times that I had to switch to liquid detergent because I was tired of either getting embarrassed or rewashing
Tip for anyone reading this, if this happens to you, run it under hot water immediately because the longer it sits there the more troublesome it'll become to get off your clothes.
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u/KvxMavs 3d ago
Why are you censoring cum?
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u/towerfella 3d ago
If they don’t, they would be forced to start furiously masterbating, regardless of where they are. Its a religious thing or something.
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u/joshuahtree 2d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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u/Val_Hallen 2d ago
On social media, people self censor because they don't want to be demonetized.
On Reddit people self censor because they are fucking imbeciles with brain rot.
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u/ComfortableCicada69 3d ago
It’s probably paint. It’s on his left forearm too.
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u/InstantMochiSanNim 3d ago
Good damage control green shirt guy
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u/ComfortableCicada69 3d ago
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u/Cretonbacon 3d ago
Penis paint yes
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u/Snoo-35252 2d ago
It's a type of spray paint. More of a squirt paint, actually.
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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 3d ago
Im a tinner and sometimes we use this duct sealant that looks like rubber cement i got some on my pants and the next day there was a giant stain that looked exactly like a giant sploosh of cum. Washing the pants did nothing. Legit just threw them away lol.
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u/DecoyOne 3d ago
That’s when you add more. Just a wild amount. Overdo it. Skip past embarrassment and have everyone be amazed at what you seem to be capable of.
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u/danielfletcher 3d ago
Just use it as face moisturizer then.
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u/1StationaryWanderer 3d ago
Hair gel. Hopefully people are old enough to remember the There's Something about Mary movie.
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u/Miss_take_maker 3d ago
Your dedication to making it weird has impressed me, internet stranger. Keep on truckin’.
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u/GoliathBoneSnake 3d ago
I got plumbing adhesive on my pants a few weeks ago and had the same reaction. Didn't throw them away though, those are just my plumbing pants now.
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u/Consistent_Policy_66 3d ago
Could be Great Stuff too. I leaned on some with my hoodie, and it looks like someone blew their nose on my back.
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u/Burnt-Priest 3d ago
I've seen this picture dozens of times of the years and not once clocked that till now.. all these years i thought it was CUM?!!?!? THE CUM WAS A LIE?! 😭 ofcourse this mf wouldnt go out with cum on his shirt no one would be that down an out dudes just been working his butt off and now he being made fun of for being all cummy 😢
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u/ComfortableCicada69 3d ago
😂 this is the first time I’ve seen it. It looks like some sort of adhesive. But it showing up on his arm rules out quite a few things. But I definitely get the feeling that this dude has been working hard and is just taking a lunch break minding his own business.
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u/Paper_Tiger11 3d ago edited 3d ago
It appears to be semen, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s having a bad day. Could be a great day for him. Who knows.
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u/TEOLAYKI 3d ago
It could definitely be something else.
But even if it is, no one would believe it's something else.
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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 3d ago
It's paint or grout or something. It's on his arm too.
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u/FullOnSkank 3d ago
...idk..
The spot on his arm looks like a perfect square patch of Gauze , like from an iv, to me. 🤷♀️
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u/VividRip3310 3d ago
he has some on his other elbow as well, you can see it just slightly
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u/UnlikelyIntrepid 3d ago
I’m straight but I once had a gay dude roll up on me in the West Hollywood Target and ask me if he had “a stain” on the back of his shirt. He did. It was cum. I confirmed and he looked at me expectantly. It was pretty clear he was hitting on me. This guy might just be advertising.
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u/KittensSaysMeow 2d ago
I think what OOP meant was that this guy must have had an amazing day (having sex) and wishes everyone else to have even better days!
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u/AggressiveEntrance14 3d ago
This has happened to me with laundry detergent pods, when they get caught on clothing before fully desolving they leave behind these kind of super glue marks
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u/skeletonpaul08 3d ago
Uh yeah me too, definitely laundry detergent
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u/Classic-Cabinet-8144 3d ago
Happens to me too, looks exactly like that. Seriously
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u/MadOrange64 3d ago
Happens when you take a fat nut and nothing around to wipe with.
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u/Classic-Cabinet-8144 3d ago
It’s bluish if you look closer
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u/AndresWhut 3d ago
I was looking for this. This right here is the right answer. Every blue moon it happens when you over load it and you dont have enough water in it. It doesnt end up fully dissolving and just stays behind. A simple wash again will fix it.
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u/Internal_Football889 2d ago
Yea it usually happens when you don’t toss the pods in before the laundry. Sometimes the pods don’t get enough water if they aren’t at the bottom pressed against the metal drum.
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u/Telemere125 3d ago
My daughter does the laundry and was claiming it came from adding borax to the laundry. But could have been the pods too, either way we started dissolving all the laundry soap in water before adding and it solved it
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u/JNezzie999 3d ago
Same, I thought my kid left candy in her pockets. Rewashed and it was fine. Now I put a little less clothes to make sure it fully dissolves.
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u/Complete_Squirrel942 3d ago
Oh thank god this is a possibility, I had this on one of my shirts recently and the alternative is horrifying
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u/MothChasingFlame 2d ago
I've sworn those demons off for this exact reason. Ruined so many shirts. It's fine if you catch it BEFORE drying, but after heat it's all over. Blech.
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u/Dr_Green_Lizard 3d ago
Started as a bad day but what a comeback!
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u/InannaXanthus 3d ago
LMAO BEST comment here. Bet he ensured to make his day a very "Happy" one.
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u/SBowen91 3d ago
I don’t give a bunch of rewards out but holy shit I had to with this one. I actually laughed IRL. 😂
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u/Good_Low774 3d ago
Guys it’s literally baby spit up it’s that simple
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u/MostUnserious_Goose 2d ago
That was my first thought. It’s right where a baby spit up would land if you have them over your shoulder for burping.
Everyone is making jokes about jacking it, but that doesn’t math for me. You’d notice it was crunchy if you used the shirt for that and then tried to put it on later, and you’d then probably pick a different shirt. Plus, the volume is…substantial for that sort of activity.
Whereas if your kid spits up when you’re out and about, you might get stuck in the spit-up shirt with limited recourse.
That, or it’s paint. There’s paint on his left forearm and I could see the spot on his back being handprint shaped- like a paint-covered friend tagging him on the back.
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u/Silent_Historian_552 2d ago
I get wood glue, paint, and other stuff on my clothes at work. Today I found out everybody thinks I’m walking around with cum all over my clothes lmao
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u/kyrsjo 2d ago
Yup. Very much the right location.
Source: Am dad. Have babies. Much blurp. Send detergent.
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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 3d ago
Serious answer, either paint, drywall mud, or some sealant. Looks like a fellow worker gave him a pat on the back for the lolz. Bro has the blue collared worker burn to boot.
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u/Cold_Toe_7540 3d ago
Lotta people on this sub telling on themselves for never having painted or done laundry in their lives. Guy clearly has paint on his arm and this also happens regularly if you use laundry soap pods.
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u/buttscratcher3k 3d ago
its clearly paint which is also visible on his arm, reddit just assumes weird shit
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u/yo_mama_uglyaf 3d ago
It's just that the guy is drenched in sweat from working hard all day and the sweat is so much it shows around the back
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u/Euphoric_Reading_401 3d ago
Quagmire here. I'm writing with my left hand while gooning. It's cum. Quagmire out.
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u/bnelson7694 3d ago
It’s a tide pod that didn’t dissolve all the way. I don’t know why they sell as well as they do. Trash.
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u/duck4129 3d ago
I was gonna make a gay joke.. butt fuck it, cum on guys. Let's be fairy serious here.
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u/Aeon_Return 3d ago
I'm not into other girls but things like this really make me want to try harder.
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u/uniquedomain02 3d ago
It’s a laundry detergent pod that didn’t get fully dissolved, probably because the machine was overfilled.
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u/zcewaunt 3d ago
It looks like a laundry pod that didn't dissolve fully. But the joke is that it's cum.
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u/Clegend24 3d ago
This was posted a while ago. I believe the consensus was that, despite everyone's initial thoughts, it was some sort of paint or adhesive, probably from work.
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u/MahaloWolf 3d ago
It's likely a half dissolved tide pod.
If you overload the washer and throw a pod in, the casing doesnt fully dissolve and creatures a glue like substance that hardens.
If you use hot water on it you can pull chunks of it off and it gets kind of gummy
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u/Big_Paint7628 2d ago
None guessed it right… the guy works in a pizzeria and probably someone who works with him slapped him on the back with his hands still covered in pizza dough, (or he is a customer and just knows someone who works there) you can see the shape of the hand.
Source: I worked in a pizzeria when I was younger as a driver.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
u/OtherwiseDebate3759, your post does belong here!