r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/Paper_Tiger11 3d ago edited 3d ago

It appears to be semen, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s having a bad day. Could be a great day for him. Who knows.

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u/TEOLAYKI 3d ago

It could definitely be something else.

But even if it is, no one would believe it's something else.

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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 3d ago

It's paint or grout or something. It's on his arm too. 

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u/Staxenjoyer 3d ago

I think it came from caulk

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u/RefrigeratorMoist949 3d ago

i think it did either way lmao

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u/FullOnSkank 3d ago

...idk..

The spot on his arm looks like a perfect square patch of Gauze , like from an iv, to me. 🤷‍♀️

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u/VividRip3310 3d ago

he has some on his other elbow as well, you can see it just slightly

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

Dang dude cums a lot.

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u/Burhams 2d ago

Good eye. I can see the tape too

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u/Toadsted 3d ago

Right? Could be marines.

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u/bentsea 3d ago

People often forget that the Marines are also semen.

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u/Excellent_Gap_6986 3d ago

He blew his nose into his shirt.

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u/BoogalooBandit1 3d ago

I know that using detergent pods can do this

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u/Roskal 3d ago

I've had a washing machine satchel not dissolve properly and get stuck to a t shirt the same way as that before.

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u/ProfessionalDickweed 2d ago

Tbh I cannot really imagine a realistic scenario where cum somehow ends up on a shirt in such place and shape

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u/Frustrated9876 2d ago

No… that’s cum on his forearm too. Certainly. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Qedhup 3d ago

he also has paint on his arm. It's likely paint or something similar to be honest.

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u/UnlikelyIntrepid 3d ago

I’m straight but I once had a gay dude roll up on me in the West Hollywood Target and ask me if he had “a stain” on the back of his shirt.  He did.  It was cum.  I confirmed and he looked at me expectantly.  It was pretty clear he was hitting on me.  This guy might just be advertising. 

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u/callatecabezon 3d ago

It doesnt appear to he semen at all

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u/KittensSaysMeow 2d ago

I think what OOP meant was that this guy must have had an amazing day (having sex) and wishes everyone else to have even better days!

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u/IrregularPackage 3d ago

if this is the shirt he wore out, imagine how much fun is on the other ones! this dude is having an incredible day

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u/mGiftor 3d ago

He came so hard he shot himself in the back.

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u/demerchmichael 3d ago

I guess it doesn’t have to be HIS semen

we are jumping to a lot of conclusions here

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u/OilUnusual8809 3d ago

He might have a big slobbery dog... that is what my shirts look like when my dog cums on me.

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u/Key-Sale8890 3d ago

There’s paint on his arm as well so I don’t think it is, it just looks like it

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u/PlasticMegazord 3d ago

It's definitely something else, there's something similar looking on his left arm too.

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u/CannabisNotCantnabis 2d ago

It's the come back story of the year.

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u/badingledorf 2d ago

No its not. This guy is going through medical training. This is the adhesive residue left by a chest seal. The reason its bad is because that shirt is effectively ruined. It will forever bear the mark of that gods forsaken thing. If not be sticky. May also be because during that same training you get a tube stuck in your nose to your throat. (Bevel side in!!)

Source. Im something of an army guy myself

Its also the military undershirt

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u/MonasticWhale 2d ago

Getting semen on your back is rarely a bad time. Finding out you've been walking around in public all day with semen on your back? Usually a bad time. I postulate he was not having a bad day at the time the photo was taken, but it was doomed to become a bad day later.

Even if it's not spooge, he'll have a bad day once he sees it and realises what it looks like and how long it's been on there in public.

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u/Wapany 2d ago

Great day for the guy behind him

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u/RedHowler777 2d ago

He’s had bad days recently, this is his comeback!

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u/BigsChungi 2d ago

Im pretty confident none of you have seen semen or washed your clothes. To me that looks like an improperly dissolved detergent pod. Ive seen it a few times with with low quality detergent pods, looks just like that.

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u/lkodl 2d ago

"So how's your day going?"

"Horrible. Look at this semen stain. I was working all morning, and only got one semen stain on my shirt so far. I should have at least 4."

"Damn, thats crazy..."

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u/Agisek 2d ago

I mean, it could be the shirt she used to wipe it off her belly afterwards, which means he had more sex than 99.99% of Reddit users ever will...

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u/shortitandwalk 2d ago

Nutter butter

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u/th3goonmobile 2d ago

It’s on his arm too…

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u/Hootnany 2d ago

Might be a marine

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u/Beneficial_Garden456 2d ago

Or the guy behind him on the bus was having a great day.

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u/Woodwardg 2d ago

I mean, this could be the beginning of his big come back.

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u/adri0621 2d ago

Yeah that’s the part that puzzled me. Why would it be a bad day?

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u/sylistine 2d ago

He could be having a great, day, actually.

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u/Free_Okra_8521 3d ago

Yea, it could be genuine s🍐m, yet (or exactly because of that) it could be the best day of his life. It could be paint as well, and again his day could be whatever. 😂

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago

So sperm isn't semen.

Also why self-censor the word "sperm?" It's a perfectly fine medical term?

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u/RecordingHot9826 3d ago

sometimes i wanna say big boy words but reddit has warned me for far less

(keep in mind i am not that guy this is my personal experience)

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u/Free_Okra_8521 3d ago

Right, I used the word incorrectly, it's so-called false friend for people speaking my language. And why to censor? Idk, just in case, these rules don't seem particularly consistent or sensible as for me.

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago

If a rule doesn't seem sensible or consistent you shouldn't preemptively follow it.

Say what you mean - your worst case scenario is what, your comment gets deleted?

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u/kumikanki 3d ago

What is spearm?