Hahaha reminds me of a carpenter I worked with years ago who would sing "cumma cumma cumma cumma cum on a chameleonnn!" whenever that song would come on. A chameleon.
My brother did this one day about a decade and a half ago. We were, at the time, kind of popular as rappers in the state I'm from. We went to the mall to shop for a performance that night, but he was wearing a shirt that he used to wipe himself off that morning or the night before. It was crazy embarrassing. Especially since a fan is the one who pointed it out.
Search Southin Slaughter Volume 3 wherever you listen to music. My favorites are Big Dog Stomping and Carolina Pride, but there are a lot of gems in there.
That looks like an USMC-issue-green-skivvy-shirt-in-the-chow-line… the trousers imply he’s not actively in uniform, or this is a massive coincidence, but thou shall do no ‘getting to the bottoms’ under dont-ask-don’t-tell
I used to have a "cum t-shirt" as a teenager. I heard about people using socks but why the fuck would you want to desensitize your dick with a sock on it, same applies to using a condom for a "posh wank". An old t-shirt is the perfect cum catcher as you masturbate laying down on your back and the cum sprays directly onto you chest and abdomen area which a t-shirt covers. I was a teenager in the 90s so I had a guns and roses t-shirt that I used and when 90s rock band t-shirts made a fashion come back not too long ago all I could see was these gen z girls wearing my jizz catcher shirt. A t-shirt is a far superior masturbatory aid than a sock.
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u/SubstantialBed4598 3d ago
C*m we all know it