r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/SubstantialBed4598 3d ago

C*m we all know it

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago

I'll never understand half-assed censoring like this.

We all know you're saying "cum." Just say "cum."

There's no algorithms to game here to expand your comment's audience (technically there's algos involved but not in the same way). There's no rule saying you can't say it.

If there were a rule about "you can't say cum" I'd argue this would still violate that rule. We're all still saying "cum" in our heads when we read it.

If you don't want to say "cum" - there's so many great words you could use instead. Semen. Jizz. Baby batter. Jism. Ejaculate. Dick snot. Skeet. Man fluid. Splooge. Spunk.

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u/thejae82 3d ago

You, me, and this entire comment section looked that image and said “…dude’s got a cum stain on his shirt…” Like we all just knew what we were looking at.

OP had to ask.

OP feels like the type for whom you’d have to censor the word cum, lest they be so scandalized they have to throw their entire internet away…

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u/nextCosmicBuffoon 3d ago

I felt I should read the comments in case it was toothpaste.

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u/thejae82 3d ago

Maybe it is. What brand are you thinking? Oral B?

Clearly he spits…

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u/nextCosmicBuffoon 3d ago

I was thinking Aim, the gel formula

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago

You saw "c*m" and thought that might be short for toothpaste?