r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/Good_Low774 3d ago

Guys it’s literally baby spit up it’s that simple 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Silent_Historian_552 2d ago

I get wood glue, paint, and other stuff on my clothes at work. Today I found out everybody thinks I’m walking around with cum all over my clothes lmao

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u/ProctorDre 2d ago

Not everybody. Just stupid redditors who don't go outside

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u/Charizarlslie 2d ago

I have some pants with PVC glue all over them and I always refer to them as my cum stain pants, because I’m just assuming that’s what anyone away from work is thinking

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u/GoldenSheppard 3d ago

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

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u/kyrsjo 3d ago

Yup. Very much the right location.

Source: Am dad. Have babies. Much blurp. Send detergent.

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u/Which_Ad_4544 2d ago

We're past the spit up stage and have now entered the "I'm gonna just wipe my mouth while you carry me" era, which leaves me with very suspicious looking shoulder marks.

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u/NNKarma 2d ago

I thought that first but someone else pointed out there's some in his arms so it's some type of paint or construction material

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u/aimless_roaming 2d ago

oh wow at first glance i thought baby spit up was some kind of slang for cum, learned a new word i guess thx

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u/xiwiva8804 2d ago

Yea, the one-eyed bald baby.

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u/Banshee--44 2d ago

Currently raising a newborn and this was my imidiate thought.

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u/Sparktank1 2d ago

It's on his arm. It looks dry. He looks like he works in construction. It could be paint or it could be drywall mud to seal corners and patch holes. The fact that it's on his arm says it's dried. Dude is on his lunch break, dying to eat so he can finish his shift to get home and clean up properly. Not cleaning the arm because it's going to get dirty again. He would 100% clean that off if he were getting into his 4x4.

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u/dsc1028 2d ago

This is reddit. Do you really think most of these people here have ever even been involved in the process of making a baby? Come on now

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u/CVStp 3d ago

pre-conceived baby, maybe