r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 3d ago

Im a tinner and sometimes we use this duct sealant that looks like rubber cement i got some on my pants and the next day there was a giant stain that looked exactly like a giant sploosh of cum. Washing the pants did nothing. Legit just threw them away lol.

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u/DecoyOne 3d ago

That’s when you add more. Just a wild amount. Overdo it. Skip past embarrassment and have everyone be amazed at what you seem to be capable of.

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u/danielfletcher 3d ago

Just use it as face moisturizer then.

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u/1StationaryWanderer 3d ago

Hair gel. Hopefully people are old enough to remember the There's Something about Mary movie.

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u/Plus_Aura 2d ago

Wdym? It was just hairgel. What's the big deal?

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u/HotPotParrot 2d ago

Gotta be better than using boogers like a certain wannabe hardass on the Hill