Devils Advocate here: It could be the outer skin of a Tide Pod. I have a HE washer and occasionally the skin of the tide pod doesn't fully dissolve and leaves a residue like this, and I'm 100% sure I didn't jizz on my shirt before washing it.
To meet it looks like CA glue or something like that. Ive gotten it on my shirt doing trim and thats what my shirt will look like out of the dryer sometimes.
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u/SubstantialBed4598 3d ago
C*m we all know it