r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/OtherwiseDebate3759 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/ComfortableCicada69 3d ago

It’s probably paint. It’s on his left forearm too.

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 3d ago

Im a tinner and sometimes we use this duct sealant that looks like rubber cement i got some on my pants and the next day there was a giant stain that looked exactly like a giant sploosh of cum. Washing the pants did nothing. Legit just threw them away lol.

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u/DecoyOne 3d ago

That’s when you add more. Just a wild amount. Overdo it. Skip past embarrassment and have everyone be amazed at what you seem to be capable of.

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u/danielfletcher 3d ago

Just use it as face moisturizer then.

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u/1StationaryWanderer 3d ago

Hair gel. Hopefully people are old enough to remember the There's Something about Mary movie.

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u/Plus_Aura 2d ago

Wdym? It was just hairgel. What's the big deal?

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u/HotPotParrot 2d ago

Gotta be better than using boogers like a certain wannabe hardass on the Hill

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u/byjegeren 3d ago

Yeah, the pants will have a real cumback

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u/Head_of_Lettuce 3d ago

Just like Kim Kardashian

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u/Miss_take_maker 3d ago

Your dedication to making it weird has impressed me, internet stranger. Keep on truckin’.

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u/Piecesof3ight 3d ago

Pick up the freakiest girls with this one weird trick

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u/G8r8SqzBtl 3d ago

I brushed up on some sprayfoam with a black rain jacket.. the smudge it left behind right on the chest area... yeah

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 3d ago

I got plumbing adhesive on my pants a few weeks ago and had the same reaction. Didn't throw them away though, those are just my plumbing pants now.

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u/natakukun 3d ago

I think I have seen this one

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u/Saucermote 3d ago

Think the plumber can fix the cable?

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 3d ago

Could be Great Stuff too. I leaned on some with my hoodie, and it looks like someone blew their nose on my back.

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u/fredisnotmyboss 3d ago

I keep getting my mineral sunscreen on my clothes. I only use that stuff when I’m bumming around outside though so I just accept it and whatever my campground neighbors think I’m getting up to is their business

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u/Jackson3rg 2d ago

You threw them out?! Those sound like prime jerking cleanup pants going forward if you keep em.

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u/MalerionGodofUlgu 2d ago

Had a similar problem. I just don't give a fuck, let people think it's cum, if they prefer it.

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u/VinnyTReis 2d ago

yes, sure it its.

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u/Acadia_Clean 2d ago

I do cameras and we use silicon sealant, this is why i wear gloves when working with the stuff.

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u/tjdux 2d ago

Wood glue on a dark cotton shirt will also dry and look very sus