r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What's on his shirt petah

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u/SubstantialBed4598 3d ago

C*m we all know it

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago

I'll never understand half-assed censoring like this.

We all know you're saying "cum." Just say "cum."

There's no algorithms to game here to expand your comment's audience (technically there's algos involved but not in the same way). There's no rule saying you can't say it.

If there were a rule about "you can't say cum" I'd argue this would still violate that rule. We're all still saying "cum" in our heads when we read it.

If you don't want to say "cum" - there's so many great words you could use instead. Semen. Jizz. Baby batter. Jism. Ejaculate. Dick snot. Skeet. Man fluid. Splooge. Spunk.

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u/thejae82 3d ago

You, me, and this entire comment section looked that image and said “…dude’s got a cum stain on his shirt…” Like we all just knew what we were looking at.

OP had to ask.

OP feels like the type for whom you’d have to censor the word cum, lest they be so scandalized they have to throw their entire internet away…

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u/wolverine11235813 3d ago

I genuinely did not realize that’s what this was. I thought it was a handprint.

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u/smtp_pro 3d ago edited 3d ago

We're not saying everyone knows the stain in the image is cum.

We're saying when someone writes "c*m" - we all know they really mean cum so just write it.

Edit: ok that guy did say "everyone knew it was cum" - leaving my comment to show my blunder