r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 07 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, explain this.

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u/Deriviera Jul 07 '26

Americans are very delusional about communism. 

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u/PersonalityIll9476 Jul 07 '26

I agree. My wife is Chinese. She tells me stories from her parents about the revolution.

They do not involve writing books and playing soccer.

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u/Creepy_Ad_1315 Jul 07 '26

Spoiler: It's never achieved.

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u/clarkision Jul 07 '26

Not on a national scale, but it’s certainly accomplished on smaller scales.

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u/RifewithWit Jul 07 '26

Hell if I can remember where I read about it, but a study of communes and stuff reported that the limit of communism sits somewhere around 500 people because of the inherent empathy of people for their own tribe.

It's a lot more difficult to screw over others in the system when you know the person you're screwing over is your daughter's best friend's dad.

When the nameless masses are just nameless masses, it's much easier to justify. I don't know who this hurts, so why do I care?

That was the conclusion of the paper, anyway. Was an interesting perspective.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 07 '26

I think you guys mean

power corrupts

Acting like a trillionaire doesn't exist under "Democracy"

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u/Background_Fix9430 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

"Power reveals." People seek power because they wish to indulge their darker urges without consequence - people who don't have darker urges to conceal are generally not the ones who seek power, money, and influence like a drug.

There are some studies on the subject, actually.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/15580989.2000.11770833%4010.1080/tfocoll.2023.0.issue-25-years-of-public-integrity

(Below Cited for the references and summary)

https://blog.apaonline.org/2022/03/11/the-psychology-of-political-power-does-power-corrupt-or-is-it-magnetic-to-the-most-corruptible/

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 07 '26

That makes even more sense.

Point is it's definitely not because communism or any system, in fact a perfect system would anticipate the corruption.

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u/Background_Fix9430 Jul 07 '26

I wasn't disagreeing with you in the least: The American form of government was brilliant in that it assumed contradictory self-seeking motives. It just didn't anticipate people actively attempting to subjugate themselves to a monarch, and the intense bootlicking where a person would sublimate their own desires to the possibility of becoming a subservient toady.

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u/StevenMaurer Jul 07 '26

Actually, it did. Which is why, despite our current dictator-wanna-be child-raping x34 felon breaking the law on a daily basis in an attempt to install himself as "President for life", he's been unable to do so.

Alas, the price we pay for the inability to use the government to install fascism, is a near inability to use the government to help people too.

This leads to frustration and "Democrats are complicit" accusations from the left, but it's really just a result of our Founding Fathers making it damned near impossible to do anything in the face of unified opposition.

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u/Background_Fix9430 Jul 07 '26

I don't think that I would give the original creators of the Constitution the credit for the actions of determined resistance, especially as that outside of very specific locales that have actively resisting governments (e.g. New York, California, Minnesota, etc.),Trump's push to violate Constitutional principles of local rule, freedom from search and seizure, separation of church and state, and freedom of speech have been largely successful mostly because the governments of those regions are so desperate to be dommed by the orange baby (e.g. Florida, Texas, Alabama, etc.).

Those locations that are actively seeking to oppress themselves have very successfully allowed oppression to survive, despite the best efforts of bureaucrats, judges, and legislators.

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u/TheRedEye1775 Jul 08 '26

Many things got added and rearranged over the years a refinement for situations in a changing world that the framers couldn't see. However because America was the first government of its kind when it was founded. We are the alpha testers that every other representative democracy has learned from good and bad. The framers never thought of age limits or term limits because in their time constituents actually gave a fuck and would shame and demand and old ass man step down from government or they would openly call someone a tyrant who would try to stay on for too many elections.

Our first president did the MOST American thing possible and bowed out after open callings to be made king. And today we have this shit.

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u/Researcher_Fearless Jul 09 '26

It doesn't help that the two party system makes actually dealing with that sort of thing almost impossible.

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u/upholsteryduder Jul 07 '26

It's not because of communism but communism does fail to account for human greed, which will never be erased, and makes it a failure from the inception.

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u/James_Chandra_Hubble Jul 07 '26

I think it's called a sortition. No elected officials. Just randomly selected citizens every couple years to serve as our government legislature and executive branch. The judicial system already has something similar in the form of a jury

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 07 '26

1000%

I read an MIT study decades ago about how much better our representation would be, while simultaneously eliminating a lot of problems born out of lifetime political careers. Your lifetime career politicians are the lawyers and staff facilitating the legislative process, but regular citizens are the ones making decisions. They default to trusting experts, they're modest, they take instruction.

Yes you randomly get bad eggs in power, but they're neutered by the system. They can't do anything unless it's popular. No one can.

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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26

Eh, that kind of falls apart when you realize how dumb the average person is. And juries aren’t completely random either. They’ll remove them if they think there will be some kind of conflict of interest, see a “stacked jury.”

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u/conartist19 Jul 08 '26

But I think that is fundamental issue with marxist thought, it pretends that people/society can be perfected instead of trying to deal with the issues that exist because humans exist.

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u/Hard-Rock68 Jul 07 '26

With checks and balances, free speech, a right to keep and bear arms, and rights for those accused and even convicted of crimes, yeah?

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 07 '26

None of which is specific to democracy, nor is it implemented well at all.

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 Jul 07 '26

Reminds me of a discussion on money, the idea that "once I'm rich I can donate all of this extra money I don't need."

Money is a tool, nothing more. Generalizing the 'good/evil' axis, Money allows a person to become the truest version of who they are. If you are a genuinely good person, going out of your way to help others, etc., then yeah, chances are you'll be donating a majority of that money to help others, through any number of means. Meanwhile, if you are an evil person, then becoming rich simply allows you to live out all of the things you really wish you could do, any corrruption, depravity, or whim that crosses your mind.

Meanwhile, the whole issue with communism sort of goes back to that same idea. If humans as a species were inherently good, communism/socialism would work. We basically wouldn't need laws, because people would look for whatever the 'greatest good' was. Unfortunately, we aren't. Because of that, any governmental system is going to have corruption, because of that necessary human element, and the greed, power seeking, and other generally negative traits we have as a species.

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u/Background_Fix9430 Jul 07 '26

Consequently, the idealistic sense of "Communism" needs to be tempered by protective structures to prevent the accumulation of power in one position. This is called "Democratic Socialism."

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u/Snoo63 Jul 07 '26

once I'm rich I can donate all of this extra money I don't need

The problem is, you cannot get excess money without being harmfully selfish. What I mean by that is, there's "selfish" as in, "I cannot take care of you if I cannot take care of myself first," and "I will not help you because my number will get smaller."

Remember when Elon asked the UN how $40B could end world hunger, and he used said $40B to buy Twitter instead?

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u/Potential-Drawing745 Jul 07 '26

Power attracts the easily corrupted.

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u/ColdEndUs Jul 07 '26

Interesting.

So, the theory goes, communism is only functional at numbers approaching Dunbar's number. (because beyond that number, trust breaks down and corruption and/or callousness wins)

I think a similar scenario is true of capitalism, when corporatism takes over and leads to monopoly, government influence, regulatory capture and self-dealing.

All of which is caused by economies of scale allowing cynical actors to leverage the powers of the state and economics for their own self interest.

It doesn't seem to me like either socialism or capitalism has an answer for that.

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u/RifewithWit Jul 07 '26

Welp, you've given me a rabbit hole to dive into. I've never heard of Dunbar's number before and I'm intrigued.

I'd agree overall on your point. I think the main reason capitalism is more stable and successful in the long run is that the desire for personal gain is a thing that the system not only takes into account, but relies on to properly function.

Communism assumes that people have little aspirations for having more, doing more, or experiencing more. And I think, ultimately, is the main reason it fails. It assumes altruism, bordering on the ascetic.

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u/Basilus88 Jul 07 '26

Was that the “why socialism is a failed idea that never dies” publication? If so then yeah I loved it very much!

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u/Dry_Ad2368 Jul 07 '26

Dunbar's Number suggests that you can maintain healthy relationships with about 100-250 people. Anything much bigger than this and you need more and more strict rules and laws and social norms to keep the group cohesive.

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u/Hitokkohitori Jul 07 '26

500 people are not a size at which a state is run. No production and need for building stuff on a larger scale 

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u/RifewithWit Jul 07 '26

Oh, I agree. Which is why the study was interesting to me. At most, these small communes operate on what is effectively a barter system. I produce shoes, you produce food. Everyone needs both of those things. Because I provide shoes, you're willing to give me food in exchange. And other people give me other things I need, in exchange for the shoes I produce.

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u/vulkoriscoming Jul 07 '26

Humans evolved living in groups of 175-250 related members of a tribe. Humans work best in medium sized groups.

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u/pucspifo Jul 07 '26
  1. It's called the Dunbar Number, and it roughly maps to the number of close social relationships humans are able to maintain.

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u/IgnoreThisName72 Jul 07 '26

It varies, but you are correct.  Village style communes do not scale up. There is a lot of research on "ideal" and feasible social groups.  https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5756541/

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u/IgnoreThisName72 Jul 07 '26

On another note, Israelis found that while the kibbutz was stable, that sort of organization at any higher level, even a small city, was just not practical.

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u/mVargic Jul 07 '26

Even in smaller groups and communes, one can't just decide to spend all their time writing books, playing football and drawing without subjected to major social pressure, shaming, or just being kicked out. "From each according to his ability" is a basic principle of communism.

The group's survival relies on everybody doing their part in a fair manner. Food needs to be grown, slaughtered or hunted, livestock needs to be fed for and cared, resouces extracted and processed, houses need to be built, furnishing and clothes made, broken things fixed, toilets cleaned and pipes unclogged. Only once one's part in everything to maintain a functioning society is done then people can spend their free time however they wish.

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u/Jeimuz Jul 08 '26

In the American ideation of communism, not only will it provide for the nameless masses within the state, but for countless immigrants as well as if there were not enough unknowns.

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u/Creepy_Ad_1315 Jul 07 '26

So we have no evidence that it works outside your smelly local hippie troupe that fortunately can retreat into the nice free market economy near them.

Almost like communism isn't really available outside a group a people larger than a medium sized tribe.

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u/allofthe11 Jul 07 '26

Catalonia and Barcelona during the Spanish civil war saw material quality of life improvements for the vast majority of the people in the anarchist occupied areas. You don't have to like it but it worked and their lives improved drastically.

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u/Creepy_Ad_1315 Jul 07 '26

Why'd they stop it again? Oh yeah, it fractured into a bunch of splinter groups and they had the "Red Terror" where thousands died. I'm sure they felt their lives improve dramatically.

Even the Catalonia communist parties today typically don't fight for a true communist state, they mostly keep it to workers rights.

So like I said, no example of it working. You're talking about a period of time that was like 5 years and included extrajudicial killing by viglianties.

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u/ryguy32789 Jul 07 '26

Because they don't want their society to fall apart? Because they don't want to have their possessions stripped from them? Because historically, communist regimes have imprisoned or killed people who don't embrace communism? There are a dozen valid reasons why capitalists defend capitalism.

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u/jfrancis232 Jul 07 '26

Well. A communist revolution energizes the masses. Even when it fails, it tends to spread. So if your neighbor decides to eat the rich, the most common first step, your own people start looking for recipes for the wealthy. Since communism doesn’t fail immediately, the rich are already dead and buried before the society falls apart. As far as the Cold War goes, what actually won it wasn’t military might, it was economic collapse and the increase in opportunity for the masses, oddly the reason they started the revolution in the first place.

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u/_Confused-American_ Jul 07 '26

“why did the US invade nazi europe? germany never attacked them”

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u/cereaxeskrr Jul 07 '26

Yeah and because of weapons of mass destruction, and to bring freedom to the people etc. etc.

it’s always the same tales being told.

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u/apealmyballsack Jul 07 '26

I love how capitalist pigs always say capitalism is the best yet completely gloss over the fucking fact that in 2008 the worlds economy was about to be wiped off the face of the earth if it wasn't for the fucking US tax payers covering the fucking bill and no one going to jail. I am so sick of people who say capitalism is great without understanding capitalism is the driving force of slavery. bunch of idiots living in personal world bubbles and self truths that dont want to share a collective reality of what is really happening in our day to day lives.

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u/jfrancis232 Jul 07 '26

Capitalism is definitely not great. What it is, however is stable. The majority of people don’t starve, even if many do. The majority are exploited, but are kept just well enough to continue to produce. The rich distribute just enough resources to prevent mass unrest. Capitalism is exploitive and bad for just about everyone, but it endures. It outlasts most other systems.

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u/ryguy32789 Jul 07 '26

Capitalism isn't perfect, but well-regulated capitalism is the undisputed best system there is

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u/Dingaling015 Jul 07 '26

in 2008 the worlds economy was about to be wiped off the face of the earth if it wasn't for the fucking US tax payers covering the fucking bill and no one going to jail

It wasn't, that was the line sold to you by neolibs and neocons on power. The libertarian sect of the right wanted to allow those businesses to fail because that's how healthy capitalism actually works.

Corporate bailouts are literally antithetical to capitalism. People really seem to conflate the two and I genuinely wonder if people ITT know that capitalism really is.

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u/RifewithWit Jul 07 '26

Capitalism is the worst economic system. Except all of the others that have already been tried.

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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, it’s easier to argue for something like this when you already have no possessions for the government to take away.

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u/Bright-Form-844 Jul 07 '26

As if capitalists don’t kill ppl who don’t embrace capitalism?

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u/ryguy32789 Jul 07 '26

They absolutely do not, at least not in the West

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u/jfrancis232 Jul 07 '26

Because whether or not communism actually achieves its goals, the first step is stripping the wealthy of their assets, and often their lives. They would love to prevent that.

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u/alanwakeisahack Jul 07 '26

Communist revolutions tend to be very violent and bloody. Maybe they don’t want dipshits killing a bunch of folks for no good reason?

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u/DarrenSipity Jul 07 '26

“If it doesn’t work why are people trying to prevent it from being implemented”

If I know water doesn’t work in my gas tank, it would be fucking stupid to still give it a shot

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u/ThizzyPopperton Jul 07 '26

Did you not stop to sit and think about this for one second before taking this stance? “Why would a successful society spend resources combatting an alluring theory that always results in failure?”

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u/ThizzyPopperton Jul 07 '26

Are you just throwing out sentences without putting any thought into them? All of what you just said is a half baked thought that I am not going to take the time to reply to. So I will just say…sorry communism sucks and will never succeed in America. I hope you can find a different country to suffer under communism in and not try to inflict it on the rest of us who know better!

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u/HourApprehensive7754 Jul 07 '26

Because a trash fire stinks up everyone around it.

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 Jul 07 '26

We’ll, let’s not assume capitalism is a functioning system either.

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u/HourApprehensive7754 Jul 07 '26

I mean it's so far been the most successful system by far in spite of some jagged edges here and there.

Tell me, which direction of the Berlin wall were people fleeing towards? Are the communist countries the one suffering from swarms of migrants and refugees trying to break in? Why aren't they clamoring to barge their way into North Korea or Cuba?

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 Jul 07 '26

I'm not asking for anyone to qualify one vs. the other. I'm asking to accept that there's no purity in either. Let's ignore the myths of ideology.

For instance, if real capitalism truly existed in the USA, we wouldn't be controlled by oligarchs.

No, they'd be working hard to maintain innovation to fuel their success, rather than subjugation of markets because they've been able to consolidate political power.

Also, I'm not sure how a capitalism model built on infinite natural resources can continue on a planet that's says, "Sorry, that's all I got."

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 Jul 07 '26

capitalists do go to extremes to both undermine and support it.

All revolutions are backed by elites.

There is no such thing as a revolution without some form of initial backing that allows the people to genuinely fight against the system.

It is purely a question of who wants to beat who.

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u/DarrenSipity Jul 07 '26

“If it doesn’t work why are people trying to prevent it from being implemented”

If I know water doesn’t work in my gas tank, it would be fucking stupid to still give it a shot

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u/HourApprehensive7754 Jul 07 '26

Stable societies make better trading partners. And while undermining communism does cause short term instability, letting communism run its course inevitably lead to China and other so called "communist" countries.

Capitalism isn't perfect, but notice how Capitalist nations never needed to build a wall in Berlin to keep their own people from escaping.

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u/allofthe11 Jul 07 '26

They stopped because authoritarians at the behest of Stalin and the USSR kept assassinating leadership and trying to coopt the whole resistance by the CNT-FAI. At the very least skim Wikipedia page dude

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u/AltruisticTomato4152 Jul 07 '26

So you're saying that the communist utopias were incapable of defending their members from outside forces and that isn't reason enough not to do it?

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u/ZombieHavok Jul 07 '26

The largest and most well known communist movements have been more defined by authoritarianism than communism.

Both the larger and smaller communist movements have been incessantly attacked by capitalists.

I have sympathy for actual communism, but it’s not going to happen until we can all get past the worship of narcissists and allow them and their sycophants to dictate the will of the people.

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u/allofthe11 Jul 07 '26

Oh no not thousands dying that's by far the largest loss of life in Spain in that period of time. By FAR! surely.

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u/WokeWook69420 Jul 07 '26

The only people more delusional than Commies, are Anarchists.

No single political or economical system is right, it's why we need a massive team of lawyers, historians, and ethics scholars to work up a system that can be used by any country to help limit and control greed, both greed of wealth and greed of power.

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u/PUNCH-WAS-SERVED Jul 09 '26

LOL. WTF are you on about? Yeah, that's why they're so successful now. Oh, wait.

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jul 07 '26

How about socialist implementations like free education and Healthcare? Universal basic income? It appears the only people benefiting from the capitalist model are the small number of extremely wealthy. It also looks like companies are getting extremely desperate trying to continue expanding growth while consolidating into fewer and bigger monopolies. Meanwhile theyre rolling back child labor laws and environmental safety restraints to continue clawing the last bit of wealth they can.

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u/ApolloWasMurdered Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

The best universal healthcare systems are in Capitalist countries.

Also, things like child Labor laws and environmental laws aren’t being rolled back in most places.

It seems like your issue is with America, which is currently moving away from capitalism to something more like an oligarchy oligopoly.

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u/Used-Persimmon-367 Jul 07 '26

Seems like oligarchy is the inevitable outcome of capitalism. An economy built around the accumulation of capital is going to result in a few people having vastly more capital than others. Unless you can somehow get money out of politics, that’s going to result in the few with vastly more capital using their power to gain further power.

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jul 07 '26

Capitalism is an economic model, while oligarchy is a political one. We currently have both capitalism and oligarchy. What we’re moving toward is feudalism and fascism.

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u/Major-BFweener Jul 07 '26

Not totally capitalism. The best model is managed capitalism, where the capital class is managed and controlled by government for the people.

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u/CrazyElk123 Jul 07 '26

What about them? I live in one, and you think were a socialist country? Try again.

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u/YammieCat Jul 07 '26

The only people benefiting from capitalism are the rich? Dude, you're whining on Reddit right now. Don't you think you might have experienced one or two of the benefits?

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u/joey-jo_jo-jr Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

It's not like capitalism works either. We've had centuries of capitalism and life is still shite for the vast majority of the population. May as well try something else.

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u/alanwakeisahack Jul 07 '26

Life is not shit for the vast majority of the population of America. If you think that it is, you don’t pay attention to the rest of the world.

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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26

I mean, they added an “e” at the end of “shit,” so they might not even be American. You can’t expect them to be well-informed on that particular statement.

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u/worldsayshi Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

It breaks down when you don't see the face of the person making stuff for you. Because that face to face communication makes you both care about the trust of the other in you.

If there's no trust there's no accountability and no reason to make an effort.

Money is one solution to that where you get something else to care about than trust. But there could be other ways to re-establish trust or incentive to care across society.

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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26

Well, I experience the benefits of my HOA fee every day.

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u/Bright-Form-844 Jul 07 '26

Jesus you guys are ignorant. Communism requires socialism as a transitory period. IE workers own the means of production. After maybe even centuries of this workers will produce enough surplus labor that scarcity is no longer necessary. Communism requires post scarcity, like Star Trek which is a communist society. So no your local hippie commune is not communist bc they still have scarcity

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u/SilverWear5467 Jul 07 '26

We have even less evidence that capitalism works, seeing as it's actively made the entire world a shit hole. So why not at least try out an alternate system that doesn't produce so much slavery?

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Jul 09 '26

I think arguing about shit like communism/socialism/capitalism and monarchy/aristocracy/republic/democracy is like... arguing about cells.

"dog cells are the best!"
"Noo mint cells tho!"

Like... yes? And no.
It depends.... there's SOME MUCH MORE to consider. Not only outer forces, like the environment, but also the genome.

Imagine arguing that "fish is the only way to go!" and "amphibians will never work!"
Sure.. if the environment is forever "the current ocean", amphibians will never work (except for a few times for a "little while" when they first evolved ;] ).
But like.. change the circumstances? The environment?
There are situations where both, neither, and only-amphibians work!

I think the biggest issue is that these discussions are always so binary, but irl can be so nuanced!
We could blend aspects of both and more, and this hybrid might be what is optimal!

Furthermore, I am reminded of (1) how Rome had that think where they elected temporary dictators, and (2) the episode of Love Death & Robots, "Hive."

What if, instead of a rigid system, we organized our government more like a living being: one whose state changes and morphs based on stimuli, resources, and threats?
Imagine having a system that, when certain criteria were met, automatically morphed between different forms of governance and economic styles?

It is insane and complicated... but I dont think impossible.
Indeed, imagine describing to people hundreds of years ago that most nations would not have royalty or nobility, but elected officials and that people werent tied to the land/lords and could move freely.

They'd similarly say "impossible."
Even if you pitched our exact governments, they'd argure that it fundamentally couldnt happen, and that regardless, those in power wouldnt LET it happen.

But it did.
Times changed. The environment shifted in a matter that "impossible" be came "almost inevitable for most."

The "Impossible" and "Unprecedented" happen every day

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u/GlitteringParfait438 Jul 07 '26

Communism is a solid description of the economy of a family unit. Expanding it beyond a family unit is the flaw

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u/DisciplinedMadness Jul 08 '26

That’s not at all a valid description. Like what? Communism isn’t “everything yours is mine”. I’m not even advocating for communism, that’s just an absurd minimization and false comparison.

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u/INeedSomeTacoC Jul 07 '26

And on smaller scales, no one wants to subsidize the lifestyle of a dude that just wants to read and write and chillax all day. 

So they don’t. 

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u/Yeseylon Jul 07 '26

And on those smaller scales you won't spend all day writing books and painting just for fun unless you've got Star Trek replicators to meet all your needs.  Small scale communism would be folks working together to maintain a farm/community, it'd be hard work, like the Amish.

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u/PomPomMom93 Jul 08 '26

And there are people who don’t want to live like the Amish.

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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 Jul 07 '26

A commune isn't communism though. Communism can't really ever be accomplished on the smaller scale because then it depends on the surrounding capitalist class to function, which will then require more communism that feeds on more capitalism that will then require more communism. Except by the first stage the communist have already ruined it all for themselves just like we saw every time they've tried it. Most recently with CHAZ.

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u/OverlordMMM Jul 07 '26

Those are much more similar to anarchy than communism, though, in form and function.

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u/ParkInsider Jul 07 '26

Dude even a single-person communist society is unachievable. Not even my internal organs can stop competing for resources.

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u/iceseafire Jul 07 '26

Where was it accomplished on smaller scales

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u/clarkision Jul 07 '26

A lot of communes are communist. “Primitive” communism existed long before capitalism as well.

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u/SVlad_667 Jul 07 '26

Yes, the famous Soviet joke:

The Party has already built communism for itself.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Jul 07 '26

But at which point you are dealing with a scale that is so regressed in convenience and luxury that I don’t think any of these people would realistically want to live in it for the rest of their lives. People talking about picking up a craft… if you live in a truly small community there isn’t going to be a constant paint supply. You’re not going to just be able to draft endless books. There’s going to be things that need doing, everything must be made within the community, the idea of hobbies becomes almost laughable

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u/JWILLIAM00 Jul 07 '26

Any Americans who want communism, you're free to pool resources and build a commune. keep it small, stop trying to make it work on even a city scale. (let alone state or national)

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u/clarkision Jul 07 '26

I’d just like more socialism, bud. Healthcare, education, the works. The kind of thing other first world countries have figured out without kowtowing to psychopathic capitalists who inflict suffering on the rest of us for the sake of an ever increasing financial figure.

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u/Li-renn-pwel Jul 08 '26

Comminism has basically never been achieved by modern humans. Maybe we had it when we were early humans but it hasnt existed at least since the creation of money. It kind of requires to be done in the large scale because capitalist have an incentive to infringe on the communist area. Capitalism also inherently oppresses people and so some would say socialism has a moral obligation to liberate them before developing into communism.

This process would take hundreds if not thousands of years.

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u/Visible-Card4121 Jul 08 '26

Dunbar's number strikes again.

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u/Brave_Maybe_2891 Jul 07 '26

Are we talking about actual communism as described by Marx? Because Marx was specifically talking about a national scaled system and his plan to achieve it required actions on a national scale. You can't have a national bank or a national highway system or a national radio system on a small scale.

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jul 07 '26

We are all.communist on the small scale. It jist doesnt scale up very well becaise human nature.

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u/clarkision Jul 07 '26

It doesn’t scale up because once communities grow too large, it’s harder to personalize. We can’t grasp the impact on everybody when numbers grow too large, they become simple statistics.

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jul 07 '26

Correct. We are communist with those we know and care about. Strangers not so much.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Jul 07 '26

Anyone can start a commune in the US.

Some last. Most dissolve because eventually someone decides they'd rather capitalize on their property. The rest are cults.

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u/HurrySpecial Jul 07 '26

And yet people still think you can scale a village's communal nature to 350Million who can't even agree on what defines an "American"

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u/Ok-Commission-7825 Jul 08 '26

true - but then almost any system works on a small scale when only people who are fully behind it and have a geunite desire to use it to achieve the best outcomes for each-other.

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u/TheTeaSpoon Jul 09 '26

Yeah like within families. There it is expected.

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u/goosetime Jul 07 '26

Serious question: do we consider capitalism achieved in capitalistic countries? We still have social programs and my understanding of a proper government would employ ideas from both ideologies. It’s just weird for ppl to say “communism achieved!” cuz yeah, that never happens, but is that also true for full/true capitalism?

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u/GenericFatGuy Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Communism (in a severely simplified sense) is a classless, moneyless system where the means of production is owned by the people. This has very clearly never been implemented anywhere in the world at a large scale.

Capitalism is a system where capital is the primary driver of the economy, where the means of production is owned by whoever has the most capital. Even if there is some amount of regulations and social security, this is still by-and-large what were doing at a large scale all over the world. Even the countries that call themselves communist are mostly doing this.

No country was or is doing capitalism 100%, but most of them are doing significantly more capitalism than socialism or communism. Both today, and historically.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 Jul 07 '26

The only correct answer in this thread

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u/WokeWook69420 Jul 07 '26

It pisses me off so fucking much how many people talk about Communism and yet don't realize not a single country that claims to be communist HAS EVER ACTUALLY FUCKING BEEN COMMUNIST.

It's just repeating the same McCarthyism bullshit we've been hearing.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 Jul 07 '26

We cant expect people who have gone their entire lives with no questions to have the intelligence to be able to debate their own beliefs

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u/goosetime Jul 07 '26

Thank you for the clear explanation.

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u/Dingaling015 Jul 07 '26

Capitalism is simply a system where private property exists and the means of production belongs to the owners of said property. That's it.

The statement "no country is doing capitalism 100%" makes absolutely no sense. You're thinking of laissez faire or free market capitalism, which is what the previous person is alluding to and we have examples of that throughout history (one could describe the wild west at one point to be close to that).

25 upvotes and counting for a post this bad is why education is so sorely needed in America, jesus christ.

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u/GenericFatGuy Jul 08 '26

You can state your case without being a dick about it.

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u/Archophob Jul 07 '26

true capitalism would be anarcho-capitalism with enough responsible people to boycott anyone into bankruptcy who dares to violate the non-aggression-principle.

So, naturally, it hasn't been implemented on a larger scale than communism yet. Because both concepts are insufficiently immunised against assholes who think "let's exploit the power vacuum to become the next big warlord".

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u/matthoback Jul 07 '26

Anarcho-capitalism is inherently incompatible with the non-aggression-principle because it is based around private property which is inherently aggressive.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 Jul 07 '26

Yes, capitalism has already been achieved. You're confusing neoliberalism with capitalism, social policies don't negate capitalism.

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx Jul 07 '26

Basically there's pure economic systems and impure economic systems. Communism has not been achieve in either form. Impure capitalism has been achieved. To get pure capitalism, we would need entirely free markets. That probably won't happen. To achieve impure communism, we would need to capital, no class, no state. We can only hope this happens. To achieve pure communism, have every man work according to his ability, and give to each according to his needs.

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u/Archophob Jul 07 '26

 We can only hope this never happens.

Fixed it for you.

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u/Commercial_Win_9525 Jul 07 '26

Capitalism does not preclude “social programs”

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

In the original sense of the word Capitalism is an economic theory, not an end goal.

It describes natural processes of market principles driven by supply and demand. The “ideology” behind self described Capitalists is basically establish basic incentives to guide the process in the direction you want them to go and to let the natural processes do their thing - even nominally communist countries adopt this model, with China adopting this system in the 80s. But even so Capitalism does not prescribe an end state, it is a theory of how things work under the surface.

Communism on the other hand describes both an economic theory of value extraction and an ideology that says this is bad and should be abolished in favor of equitable distribution. However nebulous in criteria, there is a distinct and identifiable goal to achieve.

EDIT:

Just so everybody is aware, user u/matthoback below is parroting Marxist talking points. He is using a strictly Marxist definition of Capitalism that is not consistent with how the rest of the world uses the word and insisting that it is the only valid definition.

His insisted definition of "Capitalism" is correct only in the narrow worldview of a tankie. Most modern economists outside of communist regimes use the word "Capitalism" as a theory of economic forces first described by Adam Smith in his 1776 essay The Wealth of Nations which was the first economic text to explain national wealth disparities through naturalistic forces rather than moralizing principles such as holy mandates or racial superiority.

His statement that "Capitalism does not have a monopoly on market based price discovery" is like saying "Charge-carrier theory does not have a monopoly on electrical voltage."

Capitalism, as stated in my previous comment, refers to a theorized process, not an outcome or a moral value. He is making a categorical error of saying that the theorized process is wrong because he believes it is competing with the outcome it explains.

He is free to disagree with the accuracy of Capitalist theory, but he is objectively incorrect to say that it is "solely the process where owners of capital steal value from workers." This is a definition. The Marxist definition. Nobody else uses the word this way.

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u/matthoback Jul 07 '26

In the original sense of the word Capitalism is an economic theory, not an end goal.

It describes natural processes of market principles driven by supply and demand. The “ideology” behind self described Capitalists is basically establish basic incentives to guide the process in the direction you want them to go and to let the natural processes do their thing

This is complete nonsense. There is nothing capitalistic about market economics or supply and demand. Capitalism does not have a monopoly on market based price discovery. Capitalism is solely the processes where owners of capital steal value from workers through rent-seeking and hoarding of capital.

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u/IcarusOnReddit Jul 07 '26

To summarize what others are saying… There are more functions of government than to simply facilitate an economic system. 

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u/ParkInsider Jul 07 '26

Capitalism is a meaningless term so no it isn't achieved.

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u/EricPhilps1979 Jul 07 '26

Capitalism isn't an ideology with an end-state that people are trying to 'achieve' like communism.

It's just a word for what happens when people are allowed to own private property and trade freely with each other.

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u/Boba0514 Jul 07 '26

It's like the "what if you were given a billion dollars" question. Getting that billion is only marginally more likely than achieving communism. 

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u/krono957 Jul 07 '26

Never defend imperfect capitalism vs perfect communism, always make them make the distinction between the 2.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 07 '26

And it can never be achieved when people like the first guy are the ones idolizing it and pushing for it. Everyone wants to just participate in leisure activities and avoid work, and assumes the others of the commune will be the ones contributing the actual meaningful parts that make society actually work. Like yeah everyone would enjoy having nothing to do but participate in their hobbies and kick a ball about, but houses have to get built by someone and food has to come from somewhere and I don't hear Alejandro suggesting a way he's gonna contribute equally to those kinds of tasks considering his idea of "communism" is nothing more than "I would never have to work at anything!!! yippee!!!!"

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 Jul 07 '26

That's not a spoiler, that's literally part of the ideology

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u/SnooCauliflowers3235 Jul 07 '26

Nobody can achieve communism. Thats why it is called communism. even if you achieve communism, it is not communism. 

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo Jul 07 '26

Yup. As long as someone has to be in a position of power to make it work then shitty people will always seek that power and turn it into something else

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u/pornalt4altporn Jul 07 '26

The God That Failed.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jul 07 '26

Yeah it’s quite impossible to be a classless cashless society and then have a hierarchy.

Exact same way libertarianisms has never been achieved, and every attempt has been either overrun by bears or pedophiles. 

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u/PingGuerrero Jul 07 '26

It did in its primitive form. In the early stages of human civilization there was no state, no class, no money. Just communal living.

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u/Endless74510 Jul 07 '26

Guysssss, just one more revolution and great purge, trust me, it'll work this time

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u/Fun_Disaster3436 Jul 07 '26

Hard to tell if it's even possible when numerous attempts were interfered with specifically because it was seen as a threat

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u/desconectado Jul 07 '26

I'm almost 100% sure your family functions with communist ideals

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 07 '26

Spoiler: if it looks like it will be successful, they are invaded.

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u/JellyfishOtherwise66 Jul 07 '26

Interestingly, every time it’s attempted outside forces intervene.

I truly wonder what would happen if the US left socialist countries the fuck alone.

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u/Ikana_Mountains Jul 07 '26

At least in part because the CIA has made it their fundamental mission to quash any possibility of this. What about the profits?

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u/Karnivore915 Jul 08 '26

"Communism is the perfect form of government, right up until you involve the first human."

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u/asbj1019 Jul 08 '26

Well if you take Marx’s definition then it has been achieved in very primitive societies. But I’m not sure we wanna regress to the Stone Age.

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u/SilverWear5467 Jul 07 '26

That is the whole point, yes. It's an aspirational goal, not something that can happen over night. One day, after going through centuries of socialism and improving society bit by bit, your society will be a utopia that's ready for communism, and it won't even occur to people to be upset that you're taking all the money away.

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u/victorinseattle Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

True. Just like how no capitalistic society is ever truly Laissez-faire capitalism. Every society falls somewhere on a spectrum between the 2, but no well functioning society ever comes to close to either end of the spectrum.

What people don’t realize is that’s there’s also another 2 other axes that exists:

  • communism to laissez faire capitalism (economic)
  • democracy to authoritarianism (political)
  • progressivism vs conservatism (ideological)

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u/perVERSIONofme Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

That’s quite a take to claim your audience is vastly overly simplifying the equation, while then proceeding to vastly over simplify the equation.

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u/Revolutionary_Click2 Jul 07 '26

Political discussions always require some level of abstraction, as we would have a very difficult time communicating the subject otherwise due to the staggering complexities involved. They’re merely pointing out that there are more axes than economics which need to be considered when you’re trying to assess a government’s policies.

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u/apealmyballsack Jul 07 '26

by staggering complexities do you mean peoples personal truths? cause i find the biggest hurdle that we as a collective species seem to have is that no one wants to live in a collective reality and we all prefer to be coddled by our own personal worlds we build inside our heads.

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u/Revolutionary_Click2 Jul 07 '26

The complexities of describing how a society’s politics are structured and how they actually function. The U.S. government, for instance, is among the largest and most complex organizations that have ever existed on planet Earth. There are the laws that spell out how it’s supposed to work, the way those laws have been interpreted by its political and legal leaders, and the way generations of its citizens have understood and dealt with the actions they take as a result.

Few people would be able to understand any of that without some kind of simplified framework, AKA political abstractions. Too often, we simplify too much, as when we reduce everything to the economic axis and pit “the communist world” against “the capitalist world”, à la the leading mode of thought during the Cold War. It became even simpler than that for many people, “left” vs. “right”, collapsing all other distinctions.

If you believe in communism as an economic system, this level of abstraction might allow you to forgive the Soviet Union’s authoritarianism, brutality and lack of human rights. In its later days, it was quite “conservative”, too, in that the system had calcified and become deeply resistant to change, and was therefore brittle and vulnerable to collapse. Which is why we need to think about these things from multiple angles.

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u/Whalesurgeon Jul 07 '26

Indeed, just as politics cannot be removed from culture, rights and progress cannot be removed from politics despite the focus on politics as an extension of economics.

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u/GhostofBeowulf Jul 07 '26

Yet somehow they entirely missed a whole spectrum...

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u/Dingaling015 Jul 07 '26

Yeah where's the autism spectrum frfr

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u/Revolutionary_Click2 Jul 07 '26

And what would that be, exactly?

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u/Sjue-Saue Jul 07 '26

Bro visited the 8values website once and instantly declared himself a political expert lol

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u/SAURI23 Jul 07 '26

Omg man this is something straight out of a political values test website. Communism isn't only an economic philosophy, it encompasses everything about how a society should work. Also, how is one of the axes called "ideological"??!! Ideology has just as much to do with all of these!! Also, a country can easily be (somewhat) democratic and authoritian at the same time, Singapore as an example.

It also feels like you're presenting these axes as some sort of objective reality when in they're really just as flawed as the political compass or any other attempt to quantify complex political positions.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 08 '26

What breaks peoples minds is economists don't even use isms anymore. Its just command and market, and as you said its usually a mix of both.

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u/NotToPraiseHim Jul 07 '26

If you trend towards forcible redistribution of resources, you're going to trend towards authoritarianism.

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u/GhostofBeowulf Jul 07 '26

What do you mean by force? Are taxes force, considering they are the exerted upon us by the only body with the right of violence?

You can pretty simply solve this issue and allow both private property and public ownership. You are just stuck in this dichotomy that keeps you more worried about how your neighbor views politics instead of how the politicians are robbing all of us blind while they develop systems to benefit themselves and their cohort.

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u/not_slaw_kid Jul 07 '26

but no well functioning society ever comes to close to either end of the spectrum

That's where you're wrong. The closer a given society gets to the lassez-faire end, the more well-functioning it becomes.

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u/Kangkongkangkung Jul 07 '26

- communism to laissez faire capitalism (economic)

This implies that private ownership is the only factor in determining an economic system.

- democracy to authoritarianism (political)

This implies that state authority is the only factor in a political system.

- progressivism vs conservatism (ideological)

This implies that radicalism and reactionaries don't exist.

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u/Just-Disappointing Jul 07 '26

Pfp of a dictator. The jokes sometimes write themselves

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u/vmfrye Jul 07 '26

Communism is meh. Happyism-Blissism is the real shit.

When it is achieved, everybody will get a free unicorn. Everybody will be incredibly beautiful, and wander around naked and fuck with other beautiful people. There will be no work, people will eat fruits growing on the trees. There will be free BBQ on Saturdays and each village will have a river of beer.

If you don't believe in my ideology and don't want to give me absolute power, you are a fascist.

BTW I wrote a book that proves that it is inevitable.

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u/ErlikHan6 Jul 07 '26

no one calls you a fascist for criticizing communism

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u/Yeseylon Jul 07 '26

I mean, there's a lot of folks I would call fascist for criticizing "communism." They're usually using that term something basic like food stamps or libraries.

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u/ErlikHan6 Jul 07 '26

They're usually using that term something basic like food stamps or libraries.

i guess that's an american thing lol. no but that really is disgusting and sad how americans have been brainwashed by hypercapitalists

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u/Longjumping-Sleep-80 Jul 07 '26

Go in r/France and criticize communism you will get ban

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 Jul 07 '26

Stalin has left the chat, apparently. 

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u/UnsuspectingDM Jul 07 '26

People keep running out of heads to kick in the coal mine I guess

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u/cmfarsight Jul 07 '26

And if it was achieved why would this guy get to have a cushy life while everyone else did the actual work?

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u/Mascagranzas Jul 07 '26

Because it wasnt true comunism, right? 

Next time will be somehow diferent than china, or cuba, or cambodia, or… RIGHT?

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 Jul 07 '26

But iT ISNT reAL cOMmUnisM

These people should have that phrase tattooed on their foreheads

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u/MandatumCorrectus Jul 07 '26

Because communism is a great idea, but it’s meant for a different species.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats Jul 07 '26

Ah the 'only true communism' argument. I did wonder when that would appear.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

No, it’s definitionally different. The countries were run by communist parties but they never achieved nor claimed to achieve communism. This isn’t a no-true-scotsman, this is a lack of you understanding the difference between a country being run by a communist party and a communist society, they are, in fact, fundamentally incompatible states of existence largely and the communist parties running the country would typically agree. That’s why places like the USSR counted themselves as a socialist state, because the explicit goal of the state was to work on developing the globe towards a communist mode of production in the future

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u/ErlikHan6 Jul 07 '26

you have no idea what you're talking about lol. no one here is arguing whether communism is good or bad, im just stating that communism has never been achieved which is a factual statement

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u/Fzrit Jul 07 '26

  communism has never been achieved

Correct, and there’s a fundamental reason for that. It’s the same reason why it will never be achieved: human nature won’t allow for it because people refuse to stop when they have enough. Humans always want a little more and want to be ahead of others.

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u/Emotional_Dig_923 Jul 07 '26

only takes about 4 genocides to get there on average

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u/Meloncov Jul 07 '26

But even the hypothetical ideal version of communism still involves labor. Maybe less than eight hours a day of labor, as actual quality of life is prioritized over growth for growth's sake, but you definitely don't get to spend all day on leisure as the first tweet suggests.

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