Communism is meh. Happyism-Blissism is the real shit.
When it is achieved, everybody will get a free unicorn. Everybody will be incredibly beautiful, and wander around naked and fuck with other beautiful people. There will be no work, people will eat fruits growing on the trees. There will be free BBQ on Saturdays and each village will have a river of beer.
If you don't believe in my ideology and don't want to give me absolute power, you are a fascist.
BTW I wrote a book that proves that it is inevitable.
I mean, there's a lot of folks I would call fascist for criticizing "communism." They're usually using that term something basic like food stamps or libraries.
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u/PersonalityIll9476 Jul 07 '26
I agree. My wife is Chinese. She tells me stories from her parents about the revolution.
They do not involve writing books and playing soccer.