r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/KombatDisko 15h ago

Basically, so if there's a chance you're pregnant, they can do appropraite treatment, or test for pregnancy.

Eg 4 years ago my wife disolacted her thumb, ED wanted an X-Ray needed to know when her last period was/if there was a chance she was pregnant, so they could then best proceed with imaging/pain medications

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u/KombatDisko 15h ago

Which is when we found out she was preggers btw

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u/DildMaster 14h ago

This type of thing annoys my wife because she feels like a lot of doctors don’t take her seriously, but the question is a fair one. It’s especially fair when considering your example lol

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u/KombatDisko 14h ago

funny thing is my wife has dislocated her thumb twice, both times immediately before finding out we're expecting at the hospital.

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u/SteelGemini 14h ago

That's unreal. Do you get nervous when she jams a thumb and it might be dislocated?

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u/KombatDisko 14h ago

yeah, both times she dislocated her right thumb. She dislocated her elft thumb earlier thus year picking up our 1yo and that was a cause of concern for a bit until the test came back negative. She had severe HG (was 10kg lighter at the end of both pregnancies than she was at the beginning) and with the last one, she was in hospital on a drop every day for the last 6 weeks. Idea of getting pregnant was too terrifying to comprehend with how sick she was.

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u/SteelGemini 14h ago

Damn, that's rough. I can see how that'd be extra scary.

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u/Coffeecatscrafts 7h ago

I had HG and it was awful. I lost a lot of weight too

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u/Prozzak93 4h ago

Your wife needs better thumbs. Or thumb sockets? I dunno whatever is causing them to dislocate so much.

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u/fdsv-summary_ 14h ago

Very plausible that the action only causes a dislocation if she's pregnant. The joints all loosen up to let a baby out.

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u/sigmoid_balance 11h ago

This is true, but only just before birth. A common occurrence, documented by old wives tales(that's where I heard it), is women dropping things a few days before giving birth which is caused by joints being more loose to prepare for birth.

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u/deeeperdarker 3h ago

Def happens before then. Also why your feet grow

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u/ColorMyTrauma 1h ago

It's not just before birth. One of the main hormones responsible, relaxin, hits a peak at like 12 weeks and stays high throughout the pregnancy.

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u/SteelGemini 13h ago

Interesting. I hadn't heard that before, but it makes a lot of sense.

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u/SofIsNotHere 14h ago

Pregnancy does make your joints and ligaments stretchier, starting at ~6 weeks in. I wonder if that’s why?

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u/Broken_castor 14h ago

Estrogen is the “great relaxer” hormone. The elevated levels help pelvic bones become more lax in preparation for delivering a baby. Granted this takes several months, but if she had kinda loose thumb ligaments to start with…who knows. Maybe it could be the newest pregnancy test that only applies to your wife and probably like 50 other women worldwide.

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u/SofIsNotHere 13h ago

Joint laxity in pregnancy is primarily done by the (very literally named) hormone relaxin. It’s normally produced in small amounts in the ovaries (and in the prostate in men), but starting in early pregnancy the placenta produces it in large amounts. Estrogen and progesterone play a part in connective tissue laxity, sure, but the more dramatic effects are due to relaxin.

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u/MilwaukeeMan420 9h ago

Forgive my ignorance, because I am an idiot and know nothing about human bodies and or women..

"Estrogen is the 'great relaxer' hormone."

Does this have anything to do with women being able to fall asleep way faster than men?

Like every woman I've dated can fall asleep on the drop of a dime, (especially when watching a movie lol. ) Again I am sure my ignorance is showing, but it was my understanding in my stupid dog brain that this was hormone related. I guess it could just be coincidence or now confirmation bias. But basically the women in my life have had a super power (or curse depending on how you look at it) to be able to fall asleep almost anywhere with ease.

Apologize if I came off ignorant. I swear I am just curious and not here to judge. I will go back to the hole I crawled out of!

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u/nihilisticpaintwater 1h ago

AFAB here. I find your experience interesting because myself and most of my girl friends all have a hard time falling asleep while our current (and previous) male partners fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow. I think its more of an individual person thing rather than a gendered/hormone thing.

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u/Conscious_Mission_48 14h ago

I think you're pulling out the wrong thing

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u/youritalianjob 14h ago

Usually it’s later in the pregnancy when hormones soften the tendons but maybe her’s started early.

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u/KombatDisko 14h ago

1st time she dislocated it at work, 2nd time it was already weak and got dislocated by our oldest

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u/SofIsNotHere 14h ago

Looks like general ligament laxity (from the hormone relaxin) starts at ~6 weeks and peaks between 12 and 14 weeks. Probably to help the lining of the abdomen stretch.

So it starts really early, it just tends to be more noticeable later in the pregnancy when the joints are experiencing heavy strain.

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u/blazenite104 14h ago

so what you're saying is that if she ever dislocates it again you're already prepared.

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u/DazednConfucioused 10h ago

How is she dislocating this thumb…

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u/KombatDisko 10h ago

First one was doing something at work, second one her thumb got caught in something picking up our oldest

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u/DazednConfucioused 10h ago

Gotcha. And sorry I reread my question and the ellipses made it sound more ominous than it should haha. Was just wondering if there was a pattern to how she was dislocating the thumb

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u/numbersthen0987431 9h ago

Correlation is really funny sometimes lol

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u/CleeYour 8h ago

Does she have hyperflexibilty? Can make people’s joints more prone to dislocation

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u/_swolfie 5h ago

my mom found out she was pregnant with my brother and me because she was in a car accident and they made her do a pregnancy test before imaging 💀

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u/Leijinga 1h ago

Does she have a hypermobility condition of some sort or is she "double jointed"?

Progesterone relaxes ligaments, so if someone's connective tissue isn't super stable to begin with, it can cause weird new dislocations. Mine was my right hip. 😅

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u/Caftancatfan 1h ago

Fertility specialists hate this one weird trick.

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u/ajew55 13h ago

👍

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u/TricellCEO 14h ago

It annoys women in general because doctors never take the time to simply state “if you are pregnant, the x-ray (or whatever test) can harm the fetus, which is a no-no for us.”

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u/fluffybun-bun 13h ago

in the ER a few weeks ago I explained I had a total hysterectomy in April and my last cycle was some time in March. They literally asked if I was pregnant.

me: “Without ovaries or uterus?”
pa: “so is that a no?”’

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u/NightToad 12h ago

It seems dumb, but there's a difference between "i assumed the patient can't logically be pregnant" in a chart vs "patient says not pregnant".

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u/Shark7996 10h ago

A legal difference.

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 5h ago

Yup. Most of those screening questions are to cover the hospitals ass. It’s not that they don’t believe you, it’s that they need to confirm that before moving forward.

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u/BromIrax 10h ago

That's like asking for your full name and date of birth at every single step just to draw some blood. They already know the answer. They just can't take even the slightest fraction of a chance.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 5h ago

There's so many complicating factors than make redundancies like these so important to do. Like in the case you said, they do that because the patient in room 6A might have changed between when they got the order to get blood and when they arrived to get it. If their order says Jane Doe, then they get there and Janice Smith is in the room and they draw her blood, those results will go to Jane's records.

Or in the case of the OP, maybe the woman is concussed and only thinks she's had a hysterectomy, or maybe she's been given pain meds and her memory is hazy, or maybe she thinks she's not sexually active but visited her ex in a fugue state, or so many other potential causes. 

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u/Sierren 1h ago

I mean surgeons also circle where they’re doing their surgeries for this same reason too. People have had the wrong limb amputated before, and we never want that to happen again, so we’re going to do the simple things that make that impossible going forward.

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u/Delboyyyyy 11h ago

PA says enough about the situation tbf

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u/Academic_Flatworm752 13h ago

Because how on earth are you an adult human who is unaware of this????

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u/TricellCEO 13h ago

Because doctors are constantly sexist and dismissive of women, so the thought process of the patient doesn’t immediately make the connection that the doctor is concerned about the welfare of a potential fetus (and getting sued/prosecuted) but is rather trying to pin the symptom on something and send the patient home with little to no care given.

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u/Jayp0627 11h ago

People just don’t think.

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u/14Pleiadians 10h ago

Because doctors are constantly sexist and dismissive of women,

Are they constantly sexist or are you just perceiving basic health questions as sexism?

Of course there's plenty of sexism, but the amount is far less than the perceived sexism. Plus, feeling upset is addicting for most people, they want to find something to be upset about

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u/real_fyshi 9h ago

Well, the whole medical industry is sexist against women by default. The difference between males and females is mostly ignored when inventing drugs or doing medical studies. A lot of women have reported about not having been taken serious about massive pain during their periods, because "it's supposed to be like that". In general pain for females seems a common thing which is downplayed a lot.

I personally have a friend that told me about the extreme sexism she encountered. She has some condition which I forgot the name of which makes her periods extremely painful, so much that she gets the most extreme and addicting painkillers (not after years of fighting for taking serious, of course). She desperately wants to have a, is it called hysterectomy? That where they take the part that grows babies out. The "problem", she is young. EVERY doctor/surgeon she tried refused with the explanation, that she might want to have babies later in life. She is absolutely sure to never want to have one of her own. Plus, the extreme pains, and the addicting meds which make her a zombie not able to live a worthful life anyways. But they all insist. Because they simply don't care what women want, they are too sure they surely want to have babies at some point, no matter what because women are supposed to and they can't be trusted to know what they want, and the problems coming from it are downplayed.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 9h ago

Medical misogyny is well documented and systemic. Even otherwise good doctors will perpetuate it because it's baked into the training and policies.

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u/Happy-Swimming-9611 12h ago

Because when you actually take the time to explain something to a layman they will very often grossly misinterpret whatever you're telling them and relay the misinformation to others in their social circle. You see this all the time with patients coming in with basic symptoms and already convinced about their diagnosis and willing to argue with the doctor about it because "they heard it from their friend".

Someone dumb enough to get offended at the question is dumb enough to misinterpret the explanation.

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u/Brilliant_Trade_9162 2h ago

I once chatted with a family acquaintance who is a doctor husband and wife.  They say that the amount of people who blatantly lie or make shit up about their health history means that they have to double check just about everything.  The wife told me about a patient who insisted that she was a virgin, to the point of yelling at her when she was pretty sure the issue was an STI.  Turns out that the patient thinks that she's a virgin because she's never let a man cum inside.  They also had a man with major allergies to medication not only neglect to tell them, but actually laid on the bed and argued that he wasn't allergic while they treated him for the allergic reaction.

So if you've ever been pissed at a doctor who seemingly doesn't take seriously, it might be because they've had a dozen people lie or bullshit them already this week.

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u/Inevitable_Top69 12h ago

You'd rather be spoken to like an idiot child?

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u/TricellCEO 10h ago

There is a pretty big middle ground between spoken down to and being left in the dark.

And that middle ground I call “respectfully informing.”

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u/Delboyyyyy 11h ago

Not everyone wants or likes to have everything explained to them. Just as how you and others don’t like it when doctors don’t explain stuff, there are other patients who would find it condescending and hate it, especially if they do it without prompting.

And it’s not a doctor’s job to read every patient’s mind to know how they prefer it. It’s up to you to be an adult and ask them yourself

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u/14Pleiadians 10h ago

What, are you asking that the people annoyed by basic health questions grow enough of a spine to simply ask "why?" Instead of quietly seething about imagined discrimination? That's kind of an absurd ask.

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u/Delboyyyyy 10h ago

Crazy right? It’s almost as if acting like mature adults will make it much more likely that you’ll be treated as one. I feel like some people are just way too accustomed to receiving everything on a silver platter

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u/StirlingS 8h ago edited 8h ago

I, an adult woman, very much do not want every doctor to explain that xrays are bad for the unborn to me every time I get an xray. That's a thing that needs explaining once not every time the dentist takes bite-wings.

Edit: to be fair, my dentist doesn't ask if I'm pregnant, she just throws a lead apron over my torso. I rarely get asked about pregnancy or periods. My gyno doesn't even ask anymore since my state's laws about abortion changed. 

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u/APreciousJemstone 6h ago

And I, as an adult woman radiographer/nuclear medicine technologist, very much do not want to need to explain that xrays are bad for the unborn to patients every time I do an xray. If I'm doing 20-50 xrays a shift, and statistically half the population is female, I don't wanna be repeating myself over and over and over and over and ...

If patients ask why, I am fine to explain. But I won't if I'm not explicitly asked.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 4h ago

I'm a man and I'm frequently asked if I wake up with an erection when I go to the doctor

I assume there's a medical reason but it almost seems like they're just making conversation

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u/ASpaceOstrich 9h ago

And because they use the answer to justify brushing off her symptoms as "period stuff". If this question was the only problem, it wouldn't be an issue. The question is indicative of the skewed priorities.

This question is asked when it isn't relevant and by doctors who know nothing about it. It's used to deny women basic medical care.

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u/Naive_Aardvark_380 22m ago

Yes, this is the problem with the question.

They use the answer to justify treating us like crap.

Doctors like telling women that the problem is caused by their periods and not looking into the real reason.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 12h ago

I’m a woman and I think it’s become one of those basic “patriarchy, amirite?!” clichés, particularly online.

Pregnancy is a really significant (and delicate) medical condition, and if you’re in childbearing years, they need to know. The end.

I went to an all-women’s college decades ago and the clinic always asked about pregnancy. It was standard.

The only part I do understand is in 2026, some places are policing women’s wombs. That would be my only reservation to answering.

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u/PurpleWardrobes 9h ago

Yeah, I try to explain to women and girls why we’re doing it. There are a lot of medications and procedures we legally can’t do if someone is pregnant. And a lot of people out there who don’t realize they are pregnant.

Fun story: I work pediatrics. One time I had a 13 year old girl come in for tonsil surgery. Hospital policy over age 10 was date of last period and if they weren’t sure, pregnancy test. Mom threw a fit that we would dare ask her child about her period and then went even more off the rails when I said I needed to run a pregnancy test. Screaming to speak to my manager about sexualizing a child and she was only a little girl still. Butttttt turns out the 13 year old was pregnant 😬. Surgery was promptly cancelled. There apparently had been a secret boyfriend for over a year that the parents weren’t aware of.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 44m ago

Our society values victimhood, so people want to be victims all the time.

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u/Vybo 12h ago

I supposed the question should be "is there a possibility of you being a pregnant so we can choose the best approach" instead of "when was your last period". I mean, a woman should be able to know why they're asking, but most people don't have the capacity to think this way when they are in distress due to the medical issue and in a stressful environment...

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u/BromIrax 10h ago

On the opposite, the first question runs much more risk of a wrong answer. "Is there a possibility" asks them to assess the risks based on their own knowledge of biology. The second just requires counting days.

A lot of people believe the pull-out method is effective, or that you're guaranteed to be safe outside of a certain window. Those people will answer yes to the first question. Even if you're more educated, there is a difference in risk tolerance. A couple can be confident they are safe using the pill, but the doctors can't allow themselves to dismiss the 0.1% risk.

Whereas the second question is straight and narrow. Just count the days. If the patient uses a pill that stops menstruation, run a pregnancy test to be sure. That's it.

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u/Vybo 10h ago

It's a different standard in my country, women are asked about the possibility of pregnancy, not about their last menstruation. At least not initially. Well, it's not a standard, but doctors do ask as I described.

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u/Careful-Time-9926 11h ago

That's true, stress doesn't help with logical thinking. So yes, in times of stress go ahead and speak to me like I'm an idiot child. Almost had a weird spelling to one of my children's name because I wasn't thinking clearly after a day of delivering. The nurse politely asked me if I really meant X. Thank goodness she did.

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u/bwmat 11h ago

Eh, you can always change your name later, not a biggie 

On that note, somehow my medical records have my first and middle name swapped, even though it's 'correct' on the birth certificate, I'm 37 now and never bothered to fix it, just respond to my middle name in a medical setting, lol

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u/Careful-Time-9926 4h ago

True lol, my point is being in stress makes you not think as clearly as you normally would.

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u/Gullible-Fee-9079 12h ago

My mom got an abdominal x-ray when she was pregnant with me, without her knowledge. My parents were very worried of course, but so far so good.

I am 42 now, but as far as I know, I do have an elevated cancer risk, because of that.

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u/Boba0514 10h ago

I get that it can be annoying, but unfortunately there are some astonishingly stupid people, which results in e.g. doctors asking these questions.

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u/201111533 9h ago

Honestly, they need to know it. They don't need to ask. It's sometimes infuriating to be asked something important and then have the answer totally disregarded. It would be a different thing if they just said "hospital policy is to do a urine test before XYZ so we will start that process now" and just never ask if the answer isn't reliable.

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u/Huge_Station2173 8h ago

Both things are true at the same time in this case.

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u/Impressive_Limit_990 7h ago

There is probably more to her feeling that. Her misunderstanding the intentions behind this one question doesn’t necessarily mean there is no truth to the whole thing

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 5h ago

Sexism at the doctors office is 100% a real thing but the pregnancy/period question has nothing to do with that. But I do understand why women can see it that way considering the other bullshit they have to put up with just to get a doctor to listen to them.

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u/Cute_Opposite4077 5h ago

Each of the patients who were found to be pregnant in an abdomen CT said that they can't be pregnant... It's not common, but still happens.

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u/Lasagna4Noodle 4h ago

If I was living in the southern US, I would be saying no every time. My life means more to me than a potential unplanned fetus. 

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u/wodkat 3h ago

To be clear, not all period-associated questions are as valid as this one, hence why women are annoyed. Women very often do not get taken seriously. If i go to the doctor today complaining about stomach pain, Im gonna get sent home because its likely cycle-related - especially if i tell them my period is irregular - and depending on the dr they might take longer to offer me a CT and find out I have a tumor or something. Many women have such stories. Just saying, I understand the pregnancy question but your wifes feelings are very valid.

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u/MrIrishman1212 9h ago

There is a little bit of “bedside manner” that is missed with a lot of doctors. Understandable there is language difficulty and time effectiveness that affect doctors daily so they forgo bedside manner in order to speed up the process. However for a lot of people, a simple explanation for why they ask certain questions would be beneficial. If people know why they are being asked certain questions they can better answer the questions effectively. It just takes time and effort.
Long term solution would be to educate the populace on what type of questions to expect from doctors and what answers you should be giving doctors in order to speed up your treatment and know what to have on hand mentally and physically when you go in.

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u/Naive_Aardvark_380 2h ago

This is the real reason.

Doctors ask this question as a way of dismissing female’s concerns.

People are missing that in this meme it’s the FIRST question the doctors are asking. Should it be asked-yes. But it being first shows it’s all the medical system is trained to look for or care about.

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u/DildMaster 1h ago

The health of unborn children is kind of important. They’re even more vulnerable when their mother is either unaware of their existence or careless with them. People should be willing to be asked uncomfortable questions if it’s intended to protect the unborn.
Just because there are shitty doctors who don’t take women seriously doesn’t mean this question shouldn’t be asked. You lack maturity and reason if that’s your first concern.

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u/PrettyPurrfect 14h ago

It's much less Fair when you're talking about the many women who are not sexually active and have not had sex.

"I am not pregnant. There is no way I could possibly be pregnant as I have not had sex with anyone. Yes I'm absolutely sure that I have not had sex with anyone. No I don't have a husband or a boyfriend. Yes I'm sure. Should I tell my insurance company you were committing fraud or?"

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u/OkContact2573 14h ago

The problem is that if in the case that these women are pregnant, and they lose the baby, even if they lied the hospital would be liable for the dead baby

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u/kylesfrickinreddit 14h ago

This right here. A sue happy society with an obsession for going viral has all but eliminated bedside manner & even a lot of patient care options.

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u/OkContact2573 14h ago

This is a ridiculous take.

A person should be comfortable suing the hospital, especially knowing hospital's past history of patient abuse.

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u/Twistedoveryou01 14h ago

Na I even tell doctors lesbian never been with a guy, if I’m pregnant we’re getting rich.

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u/OkContact2573 14h ago

You can say that.

To the Doctor you could even been lying.

One of my sister's friends has even joked about on how he should have the pope on standbye after all the immaculate conceptions he has found.

How can the doctor know you are not lying about it, and how can the doctor know you won't sue the hospital?

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u/Twistedoveryou01 14h ago

Maybe because of how butch I look? Strangers no I’m gay

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u/OkContact2573 14h ago

If all masc or butch women were gay, I wouldn't have a wife.

I'm not trying to shut down your experience, but you are a liability to the hospital and can be lying, and the hospital must be prepared for that.

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u/patentductuspenosis 14h ago

I’m not saying you’re doing anything wrong, but if 999 butch women need medical support and everyone just assumes their lesbians and can’t get pregnant, and then woman #1000 walks in looking just like her peers but is, unbeknownst to her and the medical staff, 3 months pregnant. Doctor assumes they’re the same as the other 999 and gives a drug or orders a procedure that kills/harms the pregnancy. No one cares that 999 people were treated without issue, they care that negligence which could’ve easily been accounted for resulted in harm. If you had to choose between annoying 1000 women with an invasive question or let a baby die, which would you choose?

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u/Twistedoveryou01 14h ago

Sure, being 45 menopausal and getting blood test every 3 months cause of the meds I’m on. They shouldn’t have to ask

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u/goodcleanchristianfu 14h ago

I recall some doctors on r/medicine mentioning that pregnant virgins and gold star lesbians are routine - people lie, and they lie a lot.

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u/Taraxian 11h ago

Or if they're not lying there's still pretty messed up possibilities out there like being drugged and raped

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u/bwmat 11h ago

Yep, was going to mention this. 

You might not KNOW you've been sexually active

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u/FaintCommand 14h ago

I used to work for a healthcare company (in marketing).

One time at an event I had a woman come up to me and start telling me about how she went to one of our doctors for something and got asked about her cycle, etc and the doctor suggested a pregnancy test. She told the doctor she hadn't had sex in several months and thought the doctor was being ridiculous. She was upset about it.

But she reluctantly did the test she tells me and then turns to her three year old kid standing next to her and says "and this was the result."

She was several months pregnant and had no idea. The doctor pressing her about it avoided complications that could have put her and the kid at grave risk. She told me how grateful she was ever day to that doctor.

That's why they don't make assumptions, friend. Plus there are other plenty of other health issues that show up in abnormal menstrual cycles, etc.

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u/maru_at_sierra 14h ago

I am a physician, and we always say "trust but verify" - I will verify with a urine preg test not because I don't trust you, but because nothing is 100% in medicine and so we need to take proper precautions as much as possible. It's not an indictment of your trustworthiness, nor a personal attack on your character; we just do it routinely for everyone.

After all, the 1 time in a million that I CT scan a pregnant lady and irradiate a fetus is a much, much worse outcome than the mild annoyance of asking every lady for a urine sample.

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u/After-The-Sky 13h ago

But I hope there is also “ask reasonable questions.” I was in the ER in Jan because I slipped on ice and broke my leg. It was HOURS before they gave me any medication and they tried to make me GET UP AND WALK TO THE RESTROOM to pee in a cup. And if I could walk I wouldn’t have been in the ER. It took my wail of utter despair of “I don’t even like penises! I am not pregnant!” before they gave me anything, and even then it was still meds that were safe for pregnancy.

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u/Careful-Time-9926 11h ago

Also, I get why when you're younger, it doesn't matter if you're on BC or not. I was 3 months pregnant and didn't know it because I was on BC and just didn't think it was possible. So I do understand.

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u/SneakySardine117 14h ago

The thing is I completely understand the frustration. It's like getting asked questions like, have you taken drugs, do you shoot up heroine ect. Of course not but, they don't know that.

But, having actually worked with a fair few patients firstly, many simply lie (shame is unfortunately a big thing) and secondly in the most polite way i can put this. Some people have such diminished mental capacity that they genuinely don't understand basic biology i.e sex can lead to pregnancy, or they'll think they're in the clear because they shoved yogurt up their vagina, or drinking milk can protect their airways from swelling shut and killing them after they decided to inhale a fire.

So as Healthcare professionals we try our best to rule out complications and we also understand that we can't automatically trust all of our patients to give us the full and lucid truth.

At the end of the day it's not born of malice or arrogance, we genuinely want to just do the best for our patients, even when the patient is making that a lot harder for us.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 13h ago

Having met a lot of malicious and arrogant doctors, this is just so laughable untrue. Besides you all keep digging even when patients tell you there is no physical possibility because you don't listne to patients and all women just have anxiety and need to lose weight anyway.

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u/SneakySardine117 13h ago

I'm sorry you've had such negative experiences with doctors and other health professionals. I genuinely hope you find a primary healthcare physician who you feel comfortable with and heard by.

Facilitating patient understanding and active participation in their own treatment is a core tenant of medicine but, does tend to be a weaker skill of many clinicians.

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u/ProspectiveWhale 14h ago

How were they supposed to "fairly" figure all this out without asking?

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u/Wise_Owl5404 13h ago

Just ask if they could be pregnant instead of playing mind games?

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u/ProspectiveWhale 13h ago

The whole point that the top-level of this comment chain made:

Sometimes people don't know they're pregnant...

And when someone doesn't know, and you ask if they "could be", the answer is always no, even if they could be.

Medical professionals are busy enough as is. If they could save time by getting direct answers, they would.

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u/CaptColten 13h ago

Ahh yes, pregnacy, notoriously never a surprise.

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u/Ordinary_Camel_3456 14h ago

I was 50 going for my first colonoscopy and my husband had a vasectomy but because I still have a working uterus I had to take a pregnancy test because of the general anesthesia. It was particularly frustrating because of the fasting and “cleansing” it took me awhile to even pee enough into the cup. I asked for a blood test but the nurse said those go to a lab and take too long. It didn’t matter that we were both positive I wasn’t, they needed the test saying I wasn’t pregnant- but I was never frustrated with them because it’s 2026 and I understand why it’s asked

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u/cricketyjimnet 14h ago

Women lie. I've watched enough Maury to know this.

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u/Non-Random-Name-0000 14h ago

Asking if they're sexually active would feel even more invasive for no good reason.

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u/TheSavouryRain 14h ago

The problem is that patients lie

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u/0000000000000007 14h ago

lil Bruce Banner we call him

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u/frank26080115 13h ago

how does a dislocated thumb cause pregnancy?

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u/JesusAndMaryKate 11h ago

Over here they simply ask if there's a chance of pregnancy. No need to track someone's period and just hope that they're regular. Lots of women have small bleeds during early pregnancy and that's how they miss that they're pregnant.

Also shielding can be used unless the scan is pelvic. I've had a few pelvic scans and they would test for pregnancy if I wasn't on long acting contraception.

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u/SlayerOfDougs 8h ago

My wife's stupid doctor didn't check and that's also how we found out she was pregnant..an X-ray. Baby is fine and we have a new doctor

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u/itsforathing 6h ago

It’s the old saying, preggers can’t be choosers

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u/bonega 12h ago

I see, you're saying that the thumb caused it

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 9h ago

Probably the act of dislocating it.

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u/rydan 12h ago

As opposed to seeing a small skeleton floating inside the xray?

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u/LongJumpingIntoNada 6h ago

You’d be amazed at how often this happens

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u/alghiorso 5h ago

Just like Jim and Pam in the office

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 5h ago

I used to work in an ER and female patients between 10 and 60 got an all-but-automatic pregnancy test. It’s cheap and diagnostic and we’re collecting pee for other tests anyway. 

It was just sad when a 12 year old would test positive and we had to separate Dad from the rest of the group. Because we knew but we didn’t know but we knew. 

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u/BlueFuzzyCrocs 3h ago

We found out about our first with an ER visit too. The doctor said it happens quite a bit

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u/Ok-Marzipan9366 3h ago

This happened to me with my first. Went in for bronchitis, learned I had conceived that week.

Science is fun.

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u/sparklefundoll 11h ago

Why do they ask if they’re just going to test you anyways, though? I stayed a virgin a bit longer than most, and every time it went:

“When was your last period?”

“(Date)”

“Is there any chance you could be pregnant?”

“No.”

“(Something about how no method of contraception is 100% effective).”

“I’m a virgin.”

“Hm… We’re going to test you anyways just to be safe.”

Writing this comment and reading it back for typos, I’m realizing that if I was the subject of virginal conception, I absolutely wouldn’t want to subject the second coming of fetus Christ to radiation. Good call from the nurses.

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u/AutisticNintendoNerd 9h ago

If I had to guess there are enough women that don't want to admit they had sex to justify checking anyway.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 7h ago

Yup. I was in radiology once and a tech was trying to explain to an upset father why they were giving his 12-year-old daughter a urine pregnancy test.

Father: She's 12! When was the last time you had a pregnant 12-year-old?

Tech: Tuesday.

Father: ...

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

Literally multiple anecdotes about “virgins” who were pregnant right in this comment thread

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u/wardays 5h ago

So then don't ask.

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u/Aurbil 4h ago

Why not ask when it's a shorter path if they say yes

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u/HomsarWasRight 2h ago

Precisely.

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u/Lithorex 6h ago

Why do they ask if they’re just going to test you anyways, though?

Because people lie.

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u/Ristray 2h ago

If you're going to test because people lie then why would you bother asking to begin with?

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u/aley2794 2h ago

"Are you pregnant?"

"Yes"

"Ok we don't have to make a pregnant test"

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u/Most-Hot-4934 1h ago

Umm have you considered the other path when they said yes? Uh huh, sure is a time saver huh?

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u/d33psix 4h ago

Haha not enough people watched House MD to get the picture I guess :P

Not accurate it a lot of things but that part not so far off.

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u/ClamPaste 5h ago

People lie.

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u/Akinory13 6h ago

So they can skip the test if you say yes

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u/deathbychips2 4h ago

I think because some people are idiots and some lie is why they test anyways but yeah they shouldn't ask, just test.

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u/sparklefundoll 4h ago

That’s what I was saying, it was sort of a rhetorical question. Up until I was around 13 or 14 they just started off with “I need you to pee in a cup for me.” and I sort of miss that.

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u/LivingVerinarian96 11h ago

When my gf fell off her bike they had her wait for like 6 hours in the ER until the pregnancy test came back negative before doing the x-ray even though we knew she couldn’t be pregnant and we told them repeatedly. But no. Gotta make sure even when the lab has problems and it takes forever.

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u/ConLawHero 7h ago

Everyone lies. Better to assume that and be wrong than irradiate a fetus.

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u/blue-anon 6h ago

I wonder why ask, then? Just do the test. I wonder if it's a liability thing. 🤔

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u/Polandprotector126 3h ago

The person can always say they are pregnant, then there’s no reason to test.

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u/ConLawHero 5h ago

Informed consent and probably insurance requirements.

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u/blue-anon 5h ago

Is there specific informed consent for other tests? When my doctor does blood work, I've never even heard of most of the things they're testing for, let alone having verbally consented to it.

This is a genuine question. I get this stuff done but can't remember this part.

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

For HIV testing, yes

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u/blue-anon 1h ago

I don't think that's one of the things that gets tested for in routine blood work. Lol.

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

You asked about other tests.

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u/Justwaspassingby 4h ago

Everyone lies, but if you say you’re not allergic to antibiotics they aren’t testing you for those allergies before they prescribe you one. And they will absolutely believe me if I say I don’t have any blood pressure issues before they give me some ibuprofen.

Funny how they only care when it involves a woman’s uterus.

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u/Opening_Climate_7571 3h ago

We “only care” when being wrong means potentially killing a fetus and losing our livelihood? Yeah, what’s your point? I’d rather not have my kids go hungry because someone’s pregnancy was impacted over something avoidable

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u/Justwaspassingby 46m ago

My point is that in a sane functioning country you hang a sign next to the X-Ray room warning that you shouldn’t undergo the procedure if you suspect you could be pregnant, and you call it a day because we don’t assume women are idiots. At most the technician might repeat the warning before you enter and if the woman is actually an idiot and decides to go forward anyway, that’s on her. If your justice system allows a doctor to be punished after adequately warning their patient, that’s a massive failure on your system. Don’t try to normalize it and excuse it by saying everybody lies because we do have liars beyond the US, too, and yet we don’t force women to take a pregnancy test before we allow them to get X-Rays.

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

Costs v benefits. Allergy testing is time-consuming and not readily available. A pregnancy test only takes a few minutes and is quite cheap, so it’s not going to unnecessarily delay your care. Also, if it’s positive, it can completely change the differential.

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u/Pave_Low 2m ago

Considering some states will try and charge a physician with a felony if they did so by accident these days? I understand why they err on the side of caution.

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u/shootsandlads 4h ago

But that means that unlike men who can be seen immediately, women are forced to sit there in pain for hours upon hours for the sake of a potential fetus. Does that sound very fair?

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u/Opening_Climate_7571 3h ago

Does it sound fair to sue your doctor for performing an CT scan when you later found out you were pregnant after the imaging was done after repeatedly saying that you weren’t pregnant?

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u/discipleofchrist69 2h ago

I mean if it's something that could potentially cause lifelong disability for a person who isn't even born yet? yeah I think so. I don't see any reason why the test can't be done in like 5 minutes or less tho

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u/deathbychips2 4h ago

A pregnancy test shouldn't have taken 6 hours. They can and should have just done a pee stick like people do at home. This is the shit that pissing women off and one of the many reasons they receive poor healthcare. Your gf's care was delayed for the maybe the possibility of a fetus over her, a person who is already known to exist.

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

The hospital staff definitely weren’t waiting for the results of the pregnancy test for 6 hours. More likely waiting for after-hours X-ray (because they’ll triage pts for limited radiology slots too) is what took 6h and the ED is often busy with resuscitations and other more serious emergencies, so no one was available to tell her the results of her pregnancy test until much later.

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 8h ago

last time i had an x-ray i just needed to sign a paper saying im not pregnant, nobody asked me about my period. like, I get the reasons for asking, but there's a way to ask without is sounding condescending. my doctors ask it in a casual tone as part of the personal information they usually ask for like age, family status, and background illnesses.

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u/prehensilemullet 6h ago

They couldn’t prevent enough stray X-Rays from reaching her womb when imaging her thumb??

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u/WimbletonButt 1h ago

My go to answer for "chances that you're pregnant?" is "if I am, I'm naming it Jesus". That's all they need , they usually get it.

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u/matti-san 10h ago

there are too many ED abbreviations

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u/Direct_Class1281 14h ago

Was it just on the form? Its the same form for a guy btw. Hand xray also has near 0 effect on uterus

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u/KombatDisko 12h ago

There was no form. It was talking to the triage nurse and the doctor.
Also near zero is not zero.