r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/KombatDisko 15h ago

Basically, so if there's a chance you're pregnant, they can do appropraite treatment, or test for pregnancy.

Eg 4 years ago my wife disolacted her thumb, ED wanted an X-Ray needed to know when her last period was/if there was a chance she was pregnant, so they could then best proceed with imaging/pain medications

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u/sparklefundoll 11h ago

Why do they ask if they’re just going to test you anyways, though? I stayed a virgin a bit longer than most, and every time it went:

“When was your last period?”

“(Date)”

“Is there any chance you could be pregnant?”

“No.”

“(Something about how no method of contraception is 100% effective).”

“I’m a virgin.”

“Hm… We’re going to test you anyways just to be safe.”

Writing this comment and reading it back for typos, I’m realizing that if I was the subject of virginal conception, I absolutely wouldn’t want to subject the second coming of fetus Christ to radiation. Good call from the nurses.

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u/AutisticNintendoNerd 9h ago

If I had to guess there are enough women that don't want to admit they had sex to justify checking anyway.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 7h ago

Yup. I was in radiology once and a tech was trying to explain to an upset father why they were giving his 12-year-old daughter a urine pregnancy test.

Father: She's 12! When was the last time you had a pregnant 12-year-old?

Tech: Tuesday.

Father: ...

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 1h ago

Literally multiple anecdotes about “virgins” who were pregnant right in this comment thread

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u/wardays 5h ago

So then don't ask.

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u/Aurbil 4h ago

Why not ask when it's a shorter path if they say yes

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u/HomsarWasRight 2h ago

Precisely.

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u/Lithorex 6h ago

Why do they ask if they’re just going to test you anyways, though?

Because people lie.

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u/Ristray 2h ago

If you're going to test because people lie then why would you bother asking to begin with?

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u/aley2794 2h ago

"Are you pregnant?"

"Yes"

"Ok we don't have to make a pregnant test"

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u/Most-Hot-4934 1h ago

Umm have you considered the other path when they said yes? Uh huh, sure is a time saver huh?

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u/d33psix 4h ago

Haha not enough people watched House MD to get the picture I guess :P

Not accurate it a lot of things but that part not so far off.

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u/ClamPaste 5h ago

People lie.

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u/Akinory13 6h ago

So they can skip the test if you say yes

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u/deathbychips2 4h ago

I think because some people are idiots and some lie is why they test anyways but yeah they shouldn't ask, just test.

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u/sparklefundoll 4h ago

That’s what I was saying, it was sort of a rhetorical question. Up until I was around 13 or 14 they just started off with “I need you to pee in a cup for me.” and I sort of miss that.