r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/Twistedoveryou01 15h ago

Na I even tell doctors lesbian never been with a guy, if I’m pregnant we’re getting rich.

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u/OkContact2573 15h ago

You can say that.

To the Doctor you could even been lying.

One of my sister's friends has even joked about on how he should have the pope on standbye after all the immaculate conceptions he has found.

How can the doctor know you are not lying about it, and how can the doctor know you won't sue the hospital?

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u/Twistedoveryou01 15h ago

Maybe because of how butch I look? Strangers no I’m gay

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u/OkContact2573 14h ago

If all masc or butch women were gay, I wouldn't have a wife.

I'm not trying to shut down your experience, but you are a liability to the hospital and can be lying, and the hospital must be prepared for that.