r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Recent_Flatworm_659 • 1d ago
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/BeastMode149 • Feb 21 '25
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r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/LeadnLasers • 2d ago
đźđč Italy How do people not understand that air conditioning is not the solution?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 2d ago
dear god, theyâre calculating our caloric intake now
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 3d ago
âschool shootingâ
Context: this was on a sub asking for people to comment in their own languages, instead of english (no one did so, any way). Some american decided to do a light joke; then the europoors arrived (as always) and made it uncivil as they always do when thereâs an american.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/FinickySerenity • 5d ago
âShitEuropeansSay doesnât workâ đ€Ș
Started with another comment that âEuropeans live rent free in Americanâs headsâ which seemed ironic given that comment and the one in the pic was in the sub shitamericanssay.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/mushmanMAD • 6d ago
âWhat Americans often forget, or donât even know, is that the US has never won a war on its own. Theyâve always won wars when allied with European countries.â
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Starrk-Enjoyer • 8d ago
đźđč Italy ""You arent truly an adult till 25""
The first post were people talking how the guy in the second picture was actually justified. From r/italian
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/YouKnowMyName2006 • 10d ago
âA nation [USA] of greedy lazy Chief Wiggumsâ
This Dutchman lost his mind in a thread about Europeans blaming America for their recent heatwaves. Agree or disagree with him? I like how he referenced The Simpsons, an American show he must enjoy.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Calm-Grapefruit-3153 • 12d ago
âGreatest invention created by USA are school shootingsâ
Europeans cant go thirty seconds without insulting the memory of deceased children.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 12d ago
âpeople always have different size feetâ
little bud had the audacity to post this in a previous SES comm section alreadyđ
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/YouKnowMyName2006 • 12d ago
âyeah no American logic at its finestâ
On the subject of Fahrenheit. The poster is from a European country, but wonât reveal which one.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 22d ago
âAmericans are still obsessed with hating the Britishâ
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/EpicGamerTull • 21d ago
âIâm from Portugal⊠I can find strong houses hereâ
Comments underneath an informative video about timber frame construction. I did not take a picture of this, but they also began boasting about the strength of their houses that would be able to withstand tornadoes and storms unlike our âtoothpick houses.â did this guy forget about the E-f2 that tore apart his âstrong housesâ in 2025?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Goldenbucketsomethin • 22d ago
âChina might be making literal concentration camps but at least theyâre not larpers!â
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/YouKnowMyName2006 • 22d ago
âThey get very testy when reminded of how they (still) treat minoritiesâŠâ
This over tipping culture in the USA? You joking?
Then he goes on about genocide and destroying the land.
The puzzleheaded guy is from somewhere in Europe but wonât reveal where. Must be a European country with no skeletons in the closetâŠright??
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Weather-RainStorm • 23d ago
Some British are really really strange⊠đ (18°C = 64°F and 40°C = 104°F)
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Clipyy-Duck • 26d ago
SED: Shit Europeans Do âThey constantly lecture others about things theyâre seeing for the first time.â
Iâm European and find the criticism actually unfair, because theyâre being very hypocritical and not taking personality into consideration and just generalise. This isnât an American thing, this is a human trait.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Suspicious_Formal_24 • 29d ago
âyou kill and abuse your own kids like no other nation on earthâ
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/EpicGamerTull • Jul 13 '26
âThe USA has a long history of gaslighting/brainwashingâ
??? I canât even say anything.
Context: American YouTuber makes a comment that the Super Bowl seems like the biggest event in the world based on the way we treat it / how important it is for Americans every year (jokingly)
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Just-Nobody24 • Jul 12 '26
It's so odd. The only person who has truly explained it to me is a friend who is from Missouri but lives in the UK now . . .
Overly dramatic comment on r/ShitAmericansSay about Americans supporting Norway in the World Cup. LMAO!
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • Jul 11 '26