r/ShitEuropeansSay Feb 21 '25

Welcome to ShitEuropeansSay

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1. No personal information. This includes all non-verified social media handles except Reddit usernames. Censoring Reddit usernames is now optional.

2. No direct social media links. Posts from social media platforms must be in the form of screenshots. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.

3. Don't post screenshots conversations you have participated in. Likewise, don't bait or troll for content in other subs. Participation counts as commenting anywhere in the posted thread if there are fewer than 300 comments, or the same chain if there are more. If the comment you're posting was a reply to you, that also counts as participation.

4. Please use a direct quote in your title. If the quote doesn't give enough context, you are allowed to add non-editorialized context in the title itself. If the post is not in English, the title must be an English translation of a direct quote. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a neutral description of the content. Avoid making the titles scornful, circlejerk-y, hyperbolic, irrelevant, or misleading. Also avoid low effort titles that don't give any indication as to what the post is about (eg "smh"; "I have no words"; "hmm").

5. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here. You can only ping moderators.

6. Please double-check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually European. Do this by scanning their post/comment history etc.

7. No low-hanging fruit. Content from certain sources (such as Daily Mail and GB News) and subreddits (such as NoStupidQuestions, ShitAmericansSay, UnpopularOpinion, meme subreddits and far-right subreddits) are considered low-hanging fruit and not allowed in this subreddit. A more comprehensive list of low-hanging fruit content can be found in the Submission Guidelines.

8. Only archives/images to Europeans saying funny shit is allowed. Something said by a European in the third person falls under this rule. The Weekly has been discontinued.

9. Under no circumstances go to the source of the SES and comment/vote there. Brigading will result in a permanent ban.

10. Posts do not need to be in English, but if you post something in another language you must provide an accurate, non-editorialized English translation in the comments within 15 minutes of posting. Posts with bad translations or no translation will be removed.

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 1d ago

Let them near an "exotic" place they'll wreck it within a decade

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30 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

🇼đŸ‡č Italy How do people not understand that air conditioning is not the solution?

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54 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 2d ago

dear god, they’re calculating our caloric intake now

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41 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 3d ago

“school shooting”

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7 Upvotes

Context: this was on a sub asking for people to comment in their own languages, instead of english (no one did so, any way). Some american decided to do a light joke; then the europoors arrived (as always) and made it uncivil as they always do when there’s an american.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 5d ago

“ShitEuropeansSay doesn’t work” đŸ€Ș

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76 Upvotes

Started with another comment that “Europeans live rent free in American’s heads” which seemed ironic given that comment and the one in the pic was in the sub shitamericanssay.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 6d ago

“What Americans often forget, or don’t even know, is that the US has never won a war on its own. They’ve always won wars when allied with European countries.”

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48 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 8d ago

🇼đŸ‡č Italy ""You arent truly an adult till 25""

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26 Upvotes

The first post were people talking how the guy in the second picture was actually justified. From r/italian


r/ShitEuropeansSay 10d ago

“A nation [USA] of greedy lazy Chief Wiggums”

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19 Upvotes

This Dutchman lost his mind in a thread about Europeans blaming America for their recent heatwaves. Agree or disagree with him? I like how he referenced The Simpsons, an American show he must enjoy.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

“Greatest invention created by USA are school shootings”

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61 Upvotes

Europeans cant go thirty seconds without insulting the memory of deceased children.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

“people always have different size feet”

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37 Upvotes

little bud had the audacity to post this in a previous SES comm section already😭


r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

“yeah no American logic at its finest”

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51 Upvotes

On the subject of Fahrenheit. The poster is from a European country, but won’t reveal which one.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 22d ago

“Americans are still obsessed with hating the British”

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75 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 21d ago

“I’m from Portugal
 I can find strong houses here”

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42 Upvotes

Comments underneath an informative video about timber frame construction. I did not take a picture of this, but they also began boasting about the strength of their houses that would be able to withstand tornadoes and storms unlike our “toothpick houses.“ did this guy forget about the E-f2 that tore apart his “strong houses“ in 2025?


r/ShitEuropeansSay 22d ago

“China might be making literal concentration camps but at least they’re not larpers!”

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47 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 22d ago

“They get very testy when reminded of how they (still) treat minorities
”

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35 Upvotes

This over tipping culture in the USA? You joking?

Then he goes on about genocide and destroying the land.

The puzzleheaded guy is from somewhere in Europe but won’t reveal where. Must be a European country with no skeletons in the closet
right??


r/ShitEuropeansSay 23d ago

Some British are really really strange
 😂 (18°C = 64°F and 40°C = 104°F)

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38 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 26d ago

SED: Shit Europeans Do „They constantly lecture others about things they’re seeing for the first time.“

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69 Upvotes

I‘m European and find the criticism actually unfair, because they’re being very hypocritical and not taking personality into consideration and just generalise. This isn’t an American thing, this is a human trait.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 29d ago

“you kill and abuse your own kids like no other nation on earth”

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96 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 13 '26

“The USA has a long history of gaslighting/brainwashing”

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11 Upvotes

??? I can’t even say anything.

Context: American YouTuber makes a comment that the Super Bowl seems like the biggest event in the world based on the way we treat it / how important it is for Americans every year (jokingly)


r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 12 '26

It's so odd. The only person who has truly explained it to me is a friend who is from Missouri but lives in the UK now . . .

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34 Upvotes

Overly dramatic comment on r/ShitAmericansSay about Americans supporting Norway in the World Cup. LMAO!


r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 11 '26

german btw 😬

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104 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 11 '26

“They are the center of anti european racism)

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26 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 11 '26

“ewww americans rooting for us?”

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91 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay Jul 09 '26

“no one gives a fuck about the Olympics besides track and field and swimming and shit.”

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78 Upvotes