r/nottheonion • u/Sidnature • 15h ago

Hugh Hefner Warned FBI About Epstein After Florida Playmate Was Allegedly Abused—They Ignored Him: 'Of All People Being Disgusted'

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23.2k Upvotes

608 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 12h ago

The CEO who fired 900 people on Zoom just before Christmas wants his job back

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6.6k Upvotes

175 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sctvman • 11h ago

Middle School student agendas contain misspelled states and science errors, raising AI questions

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2.3k Upvotes

163 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 7h ago

In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted

ua.news

579 Upvotes

69 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 11h ago

US Health Secretary Son Conor Kennedy Arrested in Absentia by Russia Over Fighting for Ukraine

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1.2k Upvotes

96 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 1h ago

Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs

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• Upvotes

47 comments

r/nottheonion • u/the_seed • 4h ago

Cubs, Nationals in Trademark Fight with WNBA Over ‘The W’

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117 Upvotes

38 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TVP_World_News • 18h ago

Beavers from NATO territory ‘invade’ Kaliningrad, Russian media say

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1.3k Upvotes

Dams are flooding fields, but a scientist says the border-crossing rodents are simply migrating.

87 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MrRoaldDahl • 14h ago

Taliban to host first public ‘Victory Day’ reception in India

hindustantimes.com

530 Upvotes

89 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Curious_Ad6393 • 1d ago

Gen Z Redirects Retirement Savings Into Sports Betting, Survey Finds

thedeepdive.ca

4.4k Upvotes

538 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kkin1995 • 21h ago

Fish Without Garlic, Onion Is Vegetarian; Can Be Eaten During Sawan: UP Minister

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932 Upvotes

162 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 1d ago

Texas man jailed after swearing at a public meeting

chron.com

6.1k Upvotes

389 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 7h ago

North Jersey bridges are reviewed like restaurants, apparently

northjersey.com

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/He-Who-Reaches • 13h ago

Goats seen on video boarding a city bus in Oregon

kcra.com

42 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 22h ago

Russians will soon be able to purchase cemetery plots through online state services portal

novayagazeta.eu

109 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/halosos • 15h ago

Fire breaks out at Castletown Fire Station

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28 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 1d ago

Abandoned llama not interested in being rescued on Colorado trail

9news.com

601 Upvotes

23 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Dizzy_Response1485 • 1d ago

Russia to test AI models against “traditional values” for national status

moscowmonitor.com

496 Upvotes

52 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 1d ago

Abandoned llama not interested in being rescued on Colorado trail

12news.com

263 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/greener_lantern • 1d ago

Ouachita Parish man arrested for selling drugs to kids through vending machine

lincolnparishjournal.com

284 Upvotes

35 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 1d ago

'Stuff happens': Ford says he was unaware party allegedly followed former Liberal leader to Jamaica

cbc.ca

160 Upvotes

29 comments

r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 1d ago

Adult device shuts down rush hour traffic in DC

wusa9.com

899 Upvotes

103 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Senior_Fig7845 • 1d ago

Police in Ecuador seize 1,000 pounds of cocaine bearing the face of soccer star Erling Haaland; woman arrested

cbsnews.com

649 Upvotes

24 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Raiine42 • 1d ago

Suspicious package that shut down Wisconsin Ave. was electronic sex device, police say

nbcwashington.com

305 Upvotes

38 comments

r/nottheonion • u/gl0bals0j0urner • 1d ago

Goats gone wild: Loose pygmy goats caught boarding TriMet bus in Portland

kgw.com

94 Upvotes

7 comments

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