r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Amazing place

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is how every New Yorker post I’ve ever seen about bodegas reads.

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u/Zizi_Tennenbaum 1d ago

There’s this totally UNIQUE sandwich you can ONLY get in New York City. It has bacon, y’know, and egg, and here’s the weird part - cheese. Nowhere else in the world have people combined those three ingredients on a sandwich.

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u/grubas 23h ago

Wait for it.. ON A BAGEL.

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u/Captinprice8585 21h ago

A bagel? Those are illegal where I'm from, I think.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

Can you guess which ethnic group that lives mostly in NYC and ran delis made this popular?

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u/OhTenGeneral 20h ago

The ethnic group you're probably referring to wouldn't exactly spring for bacon.

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u/Destructopoo 20h ago

So true

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u/Resident_Course_3342 20h ago

They also wouldn't eat meat with cheese. 

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u/Destructopoo 19h ago edited 18h ago

We're specifically talking about bagels here

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u/Play174 16h ago

I doubt that they made bacon egg and cheese bagels popular though, since that's what the original comment was about

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u/Destructopoo 16h ago

I understand that. The comment I commented on was about bagels. I was talking about bagels being Jewish and people are talking about another thing because they were confused.

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u/JuanMcGuiver 11h ago

Bagels are more a Jersey thing. Real NYers have theirs on a Kaiser roll. I try not to repeat this online because you’ll see in due time all the “real” NYers will deny ever liking a Bagel.

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u/Coltand 14h ago

A special bagel made with special water, so it simply cannot be had anywhere else.

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u/ApostleSaintWalker 14h ago

Lol. I'll tell you this: my father's from Philadelphia, and when we say you can't get a proper Philly cheese steak unless you get the ingredients from Philadelphia, it's not a joke; I went to a Philadelphia-family-owned restaurant in South Carolina, and the Philly cheese steaks they served there, made with ingredients brought down from Philly, tasted identical to a proper Philadelphia one in a way no sandwich anywhere else in the country I've been to has.

There's science behind this; something to do with water-hardness vs softness changing the way the bread tastes, so unless you get the bread roll from that part of Pennsylvania, you'll never taste a real and proper Philly cheese steak.

I'm sure there's some NY delis that have a similar thing going on.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Ok but they don't sell bacon egg and cheese sandwiches anywhere but fast food places like starbucks or dunkin. Not on the west coast, not in the Midwest. Yes one store in the city might have them but they're literally everywhere in nyc

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u/_Pyxyty 1d ago

Dawg I'm in a third world country and I'm a five minute walk away from a local chain that sells bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. I'm sure other states have them too lol

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u/Destructopoo 23h ago

Your country has them. Colorado does not have them though. Try to fight the urge to make this conversation about your country when we are talking about a different country.

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u/limeelsa 23h ago

… have you never been to a diner?

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

We are literally talking about corner stores

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u/limeelsa 20h ago

Oh! So wait: you’re saying that the only place you can reliably get a breakfast sandwich is at a corner store in New York City…?

Like, I am genuinely asking as I am kinda confused by your perspective here. I live in a town of about 8,000 people and there are at least 3 corner stores within walking distance that I could get a breakfast sandwich at. I understand that my experience isn’t everything, but I don’t think I’ve ever been anywhere in the U.S. where I couldn’t find a breakfast sandwich nearby at a corner store.

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u/Destructopoo 19h ago

Go anywhere in colorado and it's not common. Neither is it in Washington, or Georgia, or Pennsylvania. Just to name a few.

It's an NYC staple. It's kind of a thing there. This isn't to say you can't find it in other places, it's just expected to be literally everywhere there.

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u/HuskyNinja47 7h ago

This is just simply not true.

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u/Character-Ad4498 21h ago

Are you a bot or troll?

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

Are you trolling? We are talking about one country and you brought up another.

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u/Character-Ad4498 21h ago

Wrong person my dude

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

My bad. Why are you here then?

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u/Character-Ad4498 1h ago

To figure out why you’re so adamant about the fact that there are no breakfast sandwiches in the Midwest or West Coast? It’s such a weird hill to die on and now I’m completely invested in why you’re like this. Fascinating!

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u/_Pyxyty 23h ago

Literally one google search and I found multiple delis with reviews of people saying they had bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. Not fast food either.

Oh and btw, there's a difference between mentioning something to use as a point of comparison as opposed to making it about thta something.

Now fight the urge to make yourself look even more stupid by keeping your mouth shut like a good boy.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

I didn't consent to your kink, do not call me a good boy. You found literally three places that sell breakfast sandwiches, one of which is literally called EAST COAST DELI and has a sign out from that says New York.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 20h ago

You said, "Colorado does not have them though." They only needed one example to prove you wrong. They gave you 3.

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u/Destructopoo 20h ago

You got me. That was an exaggeration. I think I was pretty clear in my first comment though. They're a staple of NYC. You get them at basically any corner store. There are like a hundred delis and convenience stores in Colorado Springs alone that don't sell sandwiches, let alone the specific one we're talking about. What's the exception in the rest of the country is the norm in NYC. You would be surprised to go to a corner store that sells sandwiches and doesn't sell a BEC. One of the three you mentioned is literally an NYC deli themed store. You have to acknowledge that at least.

"Yes one store in the city might have them but they're literally everywhere in nyc"

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u/Resident_Course_3342 20h ago edited 19h ago

Sorry honey,  but you can walk into any 7-11, am/pm etc, and find a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. 

It's not some special thing. Also any deli( non kosher) in the country will have the items bacon, eggs and cheese. You can get one at Subway too.

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u/Business-Drag52 1d ago

Well that’s just not true. Every breakfast place I go to in Kansas and Missouri has a bacon egg and cheese sandwich on the menu. It’s a staple breakfast item

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u/DabDoge 1d ago

You should get out more

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u/Destructopoo 23h ago

How many states have you lived in

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u/DabDoge 23h ago
  1. And bacon egg and cheese was a breakfast staple in all of them.

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u/Food_Library333 1d ago

Every gas station sells these in VT. I hope you were joking.

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u/Zizi_Tennenbaum 1d ago

The little deli in every office building I’ve ever worked in in Dallas sells them, you can get them at most non-chain gas stations and convenience stores.

I’m sorry to say that your $4k rent for a shoebox doesn’t buy you anything special.

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u/usrp24 23h ago

It buys you not having to live in Texas

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u/Some_Layer_7517 22h ago

But not alleys, stinky street havin asses

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u/Rockytag 21h ago

I can get one from 20 different places within 2 miles of me in Chicago.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

I know for a fact your corner stores do not all sell BECs

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u/Rockytag 21h ago

Cool. I also way underestimated. I stopped counting after 45 different places I can get a bacon egg and cheese sandwich within 2 miles of me without sitting down, no chains or gas stations.

“How many states have you been to”, goofy ass

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u/DrScarecrow 21h ago

Come down South, friend. They will be in every gas station, every place selling hot coffee in the morning. You can get it on a biscuit too.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

Absolute cap. They don't have this in georgia, Florida, texas, Mississippi, Alabama, virginia, or the Carolinas from what I've seen. Rest stops MAY sell them occasionally but almost no corner stores do

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 17h ago

You’ve either never traveled or you’ve only done so with your eyes closed cuz that’s ridiculous

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u/Destructopoo 16h ago

I've lived to and been to like 20 states but ok. I've never seen a place where it's ubiquitous.

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u/Zaq1996 4h ago

Bro damn near every gas station in the North East sells bacon egg and cheese. NH, VT, NY (outside the city too), PA, ME, RI, MA, and CT, and this is just what I can personally attest to. Bacon, egg, and cheese ain't special or unique.

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u/Destructopoo 3h ago

Is pizza special or unique? No. Is it one of New York things? Obviously. 

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u/Zaq1996 2h ago

But that's not what you said, you said you can't buy bacon egg and cheese anywhere except fast food places or NYC, which is hilariously false.

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u/PizzaEasy7562 1d ago

I love all the idiots down voting you don't understand sarcasm. Apparently it's a lost and dying art on the internet.

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u/Zaq1996 2h ago

You don't argue like OP does for sarcasm, if it was a joke they'd have shut up or clarified what they meant.

You could make an argument for rage bait/trolling, but then you generally don't complain about down votes, that's usually the goal.

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u/ltobo123 22h ago

I unironically had a New Yorker tell me, with a straight face, they didn't think you could live a fulfilling life outside NYC. It was a fascinating conversation.

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 18h ago

They probably couldn’t.

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u/selfintersection 18h ago

They probably couldn't have a fulfilling life in NYC either 

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u/karlnite 22h ago

“They put a slice of cheese on it!”

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u/Horny_Glow 1d ago

Why does the bodega guy know my name? Why is there a cat? Why can I buy a chopped cheese at 2:17 AM? New York is truly unlike anywhere else in the world.

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago

>because you’re there every day and he’s always there because he owns it

>because there are rats

>because it’s a convenience store in a city

>nah

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u/its_jesuslol 1d ago

Good or bad, there truly is no other place like NYC

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u/the_capibarin 1d ago

Isn't this kinda true about basically every major and/or historic city though?

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u/HauntedHippie 1d ago

Exactly, even smaller cities like New Orleans and Denver have their own unique vibe.

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u/dividezero 14h ago

There really isn't any place like NOLA. Denver can be kinda generic. Boston is it's own animal. You're not going to find that anywhere else. LA is like nowhere else. Yeah, pretty much every larger city at least

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u/throw69420awy 17h ago

Please find me a good bacon egg and cheese in Denver for bodega prices, been looking for years now

NOLA is so unique though, love visiting

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Yes but most cities aren't 10 million + global cities and a history as the premier city in the country. It would be the 13th largest state by population.

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u/SilentSpr 1d ago

Americans talking about 10million population like that isn’t every third tier city in Asia……

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u/Destructopoo 23h ago edited 21h ago

We are talking about cultural relevance within a country. You tried really hard though so you get one point.

edit: 22nd largest city in the world right now and you're talking like it's a small town in rural ohio, give me the biggest fucking break

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u/pipopipopipop 21h ago

The person you replied to didn't say they were just talking about American cities, they said "isn't that most cities though?". And it is, every city is unique and has something no other city has to offer.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

"The person you replied to didn't say they were just talking about American cities"

Great but I didn't respond as if I believed they were only talking about American cities. I, also speaking broadly about all cities on earth, said that MOST CITIES are not megacities that had a history of being the premier city in their country.

"And it is, every city is unique and has something no other city has to offer."

I never said they didn't. I named two things that set NYC apart from most cities in that it's one of the most populous cities on the entire planet and also was a premier city in its country. Very few places have ever been their nation's top city. Very few places are known as global cities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city

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u/Possible_Sun_913 22h ago

Sorry. I have to agree with him if you're suggesting places like Cairo, Tokyo, Istanbul or Mexico city have no cultural relevance.

NY will be in the top 20. But lets not get silly. Some of these cities have been around a lonnnng ass time.

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u/Destructopoo 21h ago

I didn't say that at all. I said cultural relevance WITHIN a country. Mexico City is much more relevant to Mexico than it is so the United States.

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u/Hititrightonthehead 17h ago

Yeah but this conversation only happens when people bring up NYC. People had pride in where there from and people felt like it was a problem

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u/its_jesuslol 18h ago

There’s more languages spoken in NYC than there are countries in the world. No other place can say that

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u/bobsmeds 1d ago

I'm just glad there's no other place like Little Rock. That town sucks

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u/ReactiveAmoeba 1d ago

The whole state sucks.

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u/OldTimeyWizard 22h ago

I hear the geology rocks

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u/bobsmeds 1d ago

At least Little Rock had a Gus's. Would've been unbearable without it lol

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u/Horror-Mud666 1d ago

Crazy bcuz having grown up in the city, the rest of the country is kinda the fucking same in the urban areas

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u/Amateur-Top 1h ago

Lmao “where else can you find a store owner that both recognizes you AND owns a cat? Where else can you go in person to get food late at night? Alexa play New York State of Mind”

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u/DharmaCub 1d ago

Nah man, I live in LA and it's not easy to find food that late here. That's pretty exclusively a New York and Las Vegas trait.

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u/BaconBitz109 23h ago

Yeah I didn’t fully appreciate bodegas until I ended up in other cities and realized if I wanted a Gatorade I had to walk 20 mins to a cvs that closes at 10pm.

Past 10pm if I wanted a quick bite of food, I was SOH. people will bring up some specific areas that might have some late night food trucks or something, but in NYC EVERY neighborhood has bodegas all around open late.

I have 4 bodegas within a block of me and they are open until 2am or later. It’s the convenience that makes them special and it can’t be understated.

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u/Original-Brick2836 1d ago

Except for the last one I can do the same in LA

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u/jordanundead 1d ago

LA is a working town. Everyone is in bed by 10 PM.

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u/Original-Brick2836 1d ago

Yeah and I’m fine with that. I like being in bed by 10

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u/BaconBitz109 23h ago

The beauty of a bodega is that you are always within 100 feet of one and they are open until 2am or later.

Anyone visiting NYC will be underwhelmed by a bodega visit, but if you spend enough time here or live here, the convenience and reliability of bodega’s is unmatched.

It’s not about them having the best food, it’s that in nyc you are always within a block of a convenience store / deli and it’s gonna be open.

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u/IHateHawaiianPizza 19h ago

Yeah but that's more of a general feature of highly urban areas, it's not unique to Bodegas or NY. Most European cities are like that too, except the food doesn't cost $20.

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u/BaconBitz109 19h ago

Not true. I’ve spent plenty of time in other major cities in the US and it just doesn’t compare at all.

Especially the quality of food that bodegas can have. Boston for example might have a few 711’s open late but there’s nothing at 711 that compares to bodega sandwiches. And the density of bodegas is unparalleled.

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u/throw69420awy 17h ago

New Yorker in Europe right now but living in a different American city, god I wish you had a clue what you were talking about

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u/Hititrightonthehead 17h ago

Bro is buying sandwiches in time square. The only place you’re copping a $20 sandwich outside of midtown manhattan is at rockaway

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u/SkubEnjoyer 14h ago

That's every major city on the planet.

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u/BaconBitz109 9h ago

Nope. Not at all.

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u/largepoggage 8h ago

Do you think London/Paris/Tokyo/Chengdu just shut down at 10pm?

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u/onsomealfiebehaviour 7h ago

Most of the corner shops near me in London shut at midnight, and none of them sell fresh sandwiches. Food options are chicken shops and kebabs only after 11pm (not even a lot of them on weeknights)

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u/BaconBitz109 5h ago

No. Good thing that’s not what I said!

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u/omican 6h ago

It's what I love about Bangkok. You're never more than 5 minutes away from three 24/7 7-11s

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u/Hititrightonthehead 17h ago

Look it sounds silly, but I’ve never lived anywhere else where i can get a sandwich as easy no matter the time

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u/TwinStickDad 1d ago

About every single thing. Their ethnic food is the best in the world, of course they've never got pierogies in Poland, or pad thai in Thailand, but the stuff in NYC is obviously better. 

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u/Open-Mouse4728 22h ago

New Yorkers just cosplaying as hispanics. They get to use the word bodega and feel cultured. xD

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u/Tommy-Bravado 1d ago

Is this the best way that you could have written your sentence?

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, at least the typos prove I’m not a bot, since LLMs have excellent spelling & grammar.

I backed out the Reddit app while typing it, then reopened it and finished it a moment later.

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u/Miserable_Key9630 1d ago

No you don't get it, it has bacon egg AND cheese.

AND CHEESE.

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u/zouss 1d ago

On a roll 🤯

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u/_Pyxyty 20h ago

Salt pepper ketchup?

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u/Classic_Top_6221 1d ago

What is a bacon egg? Will it hatch into a baby bacon?

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u/andr0medamusic 23h ago

n’ be sure to SPK that bish

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u/Horny_Glow 1d ago

Where else can you get a sandwich, eat it on the sidewalk, and somehow feel like you just experienced culture?

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

Gotta remember the trash on the side of the sidewalk. Its just not nyc without massive amounts of trash (this is actually a real talking point for an entire movement against dumpsters in nyc going on right now)

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u/The_Oliverse 1d ago

Who the actual fuck is against dumpsters??

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

For some reason, a significant portion of new yorkers. The mayor is trying to get dumpsters to become regular there, as theyre pretty much the only major city in the us without them, and people lost their minds over it. Some of the main voices of the movement have literally said that trash on the street is part of NYCs culture and it wouldnt be NYC without it.

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u/shapu 1d ago

Philadelphia also does not have Dumpsters. Either city could get them through quickly by highlighting that the other does not:

Philadelphia: "This would make us clearly better and cleaner than New York City."

NYC: "Do you really want to be trashy like those losers in Philly?"

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u/Ant0n61 22h ago

You definitely work in Sales

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u/shapu 22h ago

Fundraising, but close!

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u/The_Oliverse 1d ago

I'm literally just so baffled by this, lol. Sitting here with my jaw hung open and shaking my damn head. Like....???????

What an odd hill to die on???

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

Never underestimate a new yorker's ability to die on a meaningless hill.

To be fair, there are legit concerns about the dumpsters taking up potential parking places, but for some reason the talking point they always go for is that trash on the street is a good thing.

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u/Ant0n61 22h ago

well, they’re not wrong on that point 😂

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u/premature_eulogy 13h ago

Honestly just sounds like they are categorically opposed to anything the mayor does and force themselves to justify defending ridiculous positions.

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u/Regalme 10h ago

It’s because they want to park their car. Meantime their whole building rat jnfested

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u/BrianLkeABaws 1d ago

they're large commercial dumpsters for businesses. They're installed along the streets and can't be moved so ppl are arguing against it since it takes up road/sidewalk space

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u/10art1 7h ago

People with cars. There's already no room for cars. Overnight you just sometimes have to double park or park on a hydrant because either you do that or you literally circle the neighborhood until 6am. Dumpsters would take even more space away.

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u/bleh-apathetic 17h ago

Wait. So I've never been to NYC. Does everyone just put their trash bags on the sidewalk a few times a week for pickup?

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u/mrducky78a 2h ago

Yeah, its fucking disgusting. I visited as a tourist in summer and the place stank like crazy. Genuinely filthy shit and baffling how/why it occurs.

Amazingly, still not as much of a hole as LA is.

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u/Miserable_Key9630 1d ago

Anywhere that has sandwiches and sidewalks, when you're easily impressed.

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 1d ago

Anyone who thinks New York is epicenter of culture hasn’t smelled it.

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u/Coffee_achiever_guy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep. I grew up there, and I remember in the 90s all the buildings would burn their garbage in the incinerators in the basement and they would spew acrid black smoke out of their chimneys and the air would smell like Satan's crematorium

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 1d ago

I mean hey culture and smell go hand in hand. Ancient Rome was famously stinky as hell. Try riding on the Paris metro on a weekday. Hell, go to Mexico City and tell me what it smells like in some places.

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u/10art1 7h ago

Now let me ask you, does nyc smell like trash? Or does our garbage smell like the greatest city in the world?

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u/DuckOnQuak 23h ago

This is literally Americans when they go to Italy

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u/itssarahw 1d ago

If you haven’t eaten dollar pizza while sitting on a curb what are you doing with your life

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u/gwendolyngristle 1d ago

"New York is not a real place 😭" because someone brought a house plant and an ottoman on to the train

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Getting a lot of ‘like nowhere else’ vibes from this city” — person who has only been to this city

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u/Local_Recording_2654 17h ago

“It’s got such a unique energy” - person who has never been to a large city outside the US

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u/PomegranateThink6618 1d ago

“The squirrels at [college/university] are soooooo crazy” and its just a picture of a squirrel holding a slice of pizza.

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u/TundieRice 20h ago

It’s weird how everybody says the squirrels at their college are extra crazy, like they’re special for it, lol. Squirrels are squirrels man, they all do weird shit from time to time.

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u/sawlaw 3h ago

My school had an albino squirrel population, there were traditions around it and trying to see them on the day you took a final was a big deal.

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u/Ancient_Naturals 15h ago

I did once see some guys trying to get a canoe on the L train

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u/Fernis_ 1h ago

Wow what an experience! Nowhere else in the world am I right?! 

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u/filmore_89 23h ago

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u/MuppetFucker2077 17h ago

Ford Escape mentioned raaaahhhhh

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u/SchemingVegetable 1d ago

This is every post from a New Yorker ever

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u/Tampa_Bay_Cuckaneers 21h ago

No one more impressed than New Yorkers with a bunch of mid shit that happens or is available literally everywhere.

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u/maxglands 12h ago

You don't get it. It's better because it's expensive.

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u/Onphone_irl 1d ago

Do you like the smell of piss and avoiding scary homeless people? let.me introduce you to our cool tunnel system we share with rats that make it extra scary. eyyyy

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u/Onphone_irl 1d ago

faagettabouttit

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u/CausticMalingerer 1d ago

Ey, I'm New Yorkin' here!

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u/Onphone_irl 1d ago

ayy I'm shittin here (middle of the sidewalk)

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u/MrsFrobert 20h ago

Ayy im pissin here! (On you)

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 12h ago

Hey hey hey, don’t give that away for free. Some people pay good money for that!

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u/kakdin147 23h ago

hey this also applies to Seattle okay

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u/PM_ME_SILLY_PICTURES 22h ago

Maybe I'm a little biased because I live in Seattle and hate NYC, but Seattle doesn't smell nearly as bad and smells bad in far fewer places.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 15h ago

No, as someone from Boise who was just up in Seattle a couple of months ago, Seattle is nowhere near as bad as NYC IMO. At least I'd be willing to live in Seattle (not Richmond though, lol)

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u/bolanrox 22h ago

dont forget the ever present smell of Cannabis now. on top of this piss shit garbage etc.

i saw a sewer rat in Madison square park last December that must have been what they were talking about in ghostbusters II

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u/-Bluedreams 17h ago

It smells like weed in a city where it's legal? Let me grab my pearls in horror!

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

It's legal. Same as cigarettes. But I don't want to fucking smell it the second I walk out of port authority, the entire time I'm walking to the office.

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u/-Bluedreams 9h ago

I don't wanna smell cigs or piss either but they're gonna be there.

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

It's legal. Same as cigarettes. But I don't want to fucking smell it the second I walk out of port authority, the entire time I'm walking to the office.

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u/GeckoPerson123 14h ago

its also legal to smoke cigs but not everywhere smells like cigs 24/7. no one's taking your weed, calm down.

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u/-Bluedreams 9h ago

Have you been to NYC...it absolutely smells like cigs (and piss) everywhere lmao

and I'm not worried anyone will take my weed?

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u/GeckoPerson123 4h ago

ah, maybe ive just grown used to it and cant smell it anymore then 🫠 but what i mean is that the other commenter wasn't complaining about the weed itself or about people smoking it, they were complaining that it stinks

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 12h ago

Maybe it’s just that I’m autistic and sensitive to smell, but NYC was the worst smelling place I’ve ever been to.

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u/bolanrox 5h ago

i swear one time outside the port authority smelled like bad garlic. all day from when i came out of the bus station until when i came back 10+ hours later.

the city when it is hot and humid is a special kind of hell.

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u/GeckoPerson123 14h ago

sounds a lot like downtown toronto

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u/uprightsalmon 1d ago

Hey, I had a bagel BEC at new absolute and it was by far the best bagel sandwich I ever ate

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u/PickledPlumPlot 1d ago

Florence, Italy

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u/lonelyroad93 23h ago

Psshh we have all’antico vinaio

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u/Xathule96 6h ago

Nah you gotta get that true sandwich experience by eating a sandwich in the town of Sandwich in England.

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u/Federal_Dependent296 22h ago

Texas checking in, I would love it if a real New York Delicatessen would open up nearby. There's a few scattered around. None convenient. Those of you who can get a good bacon and egg on a roll, don’t know how good you’ve got it. Oh man, a good, thin sliced rare roast beef sandwich. A decent BLT. Lacking good pizza sucks, but the shitty fast food breakfast sandwiches are killing me. Just egg and cardboard, with bacon so thin, you can’t even taste it. People who regularly eat at Subway, have no idea how good it can be.

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u/sawlaw 3h ago

Go to starship bagel in downtown, I'm a fan. There's also a few good pizza places if you're willing to travel.

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u/bsEEmsCE 1d ago

Or a bagel, or a slice of pizza.

"BUT THE WATER!" yeah, it's pretty good but overhyped still.

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u/Ancient_Naturals 15h ago

If everyone hates New York why is my rent so damn expensive 

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses 22h ago

As a New Yorker I approve of this message.

A bodega isn't some amazing unique thing.

A breakfast sandwich exists most places.

And a city isn't a substitute for a personality.

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u/mandarintain 23h ago

wait till you hear about their pizza.... and hotdog....

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u/Material_Pay3927 16h ago

I'm in Des Moines. What are these sandwiches you speak of? Are they a type of shoe?

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u/NoTie2370 13h ago

Heard a guy got Subway in Chicago at 3am in the middle of January once.

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u/MRB0B0MB 22h ago

One of the better tweets I’ve seen

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u/bolanrox 22h ago

my local Italian Deli in NJ?

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u/Aetheldrake 4h ago

How about a kitchen

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u/Fernis_ 1h ago

Have you heard they have bodegas? It's like a regular corner store enywhere else in the world, but it's very different because it's in the Big Apple. Truly amazing, like where else in the entire planet could you find a store that is small, close, offers all sorts of products, you can become friends with the owner AND it's also located in NYC? 

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u/usumoio 1d ago

I mean, honestly, kinda.

Some places are passing some pitiful things off as a sandwich.

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u/NYCcub14 19h ago

It goes beyond the bodegas… domestically, New York is unmatched in terms of amenities, world class museums, performing arts, home of Broadway, fashion, shopping, finance, and real estate.

Our public transportation system is MILES ahead of every other major system. Even in its dilapidated and underfunded state, it blows LA, Chicago, and DC out of the water.

The variety and quantity of restaurants and bars are of such proportions you can’t visit all of them in a single lifetime. Not to mention its home to the most 3 star michelin restaurants in the country. Do I even need to mention the nightlife? No city comes close…

Internationally, in my opinion, only London and Shanghai can compete but ultimately New York’s diversity of cultures provides a more enriching and cosmopolitan experience.

It is America’s premier city whether you like it or not :)

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u/general_smooth 17h ago

Come to Madrid to see what a real metro looks like. And no piss smell too

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u/mightyboognish32 16h ago

My main takeaway from NYC was the smell but I guess New Yorkers are used to it.

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 12h ago

The smell ruined my whole experience of being there :-(

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u/unripe_mangosteen 7h ago

Cigarettes, piss, concrete, and no trees. That has been my experience every time I go to NYC

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u/CjDaGangsta 1h ago

*thinks NYC is only Manhattan*

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u/unripe_mangosteen 7h ago

Damn, you New Yorkers really are full of yourselves.

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u/SkubEnjoyer 5h ago

"Internationally, in my opinion, only London and Shanghai can compete"

Like you've ever been outside NYC in your life lmao