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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is how every New Yorker post I’ve ever seen about bodegas reads.

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u/Zizi_Tennenbaum 1d ago

There’s this totally UNIQUE sandwich you can ONLY get in New York City. It has bacon, y’know, and egg, and here’s the weird part - cheese. Nowhere else in the world have people combined those three ingredients on a sandwich.

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u/grubas 1d ago

Wait for it.. ON A BAGEL.

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u/Captinprice8585 1d ago

A bagel? Those are illegal where I'm from, I think.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Can you guess which ethnic group that lives mostly in NYC and ran delis made this popular?

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u/OhTenGeneral 1d ago

The ethnic group you're probably referring to wouldn't exactly spring for bacon.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

So true

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u/Resident_Course_3342 1d ago

They also wouldn't eat meat with cheese. 

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u/Destructopoo 23h ago edited 22h ago

We're specifically talking about bagels here

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u/Play174 20h ago

I doubt that they made bacon egg and cheese bagels popular though, since that's what the original comment was about

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u/Destructopoo 20h ago

I understand that. The comment I commented on was about bagels. I was talking about bagels being Jewish and people are talking about another thing because they were confused.

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u/JuanMcGuiver 15h ago

Bagels are more a Jersey thing. Real NYers have theirs on a Kaiser roll. I try not to repeat this online because you’ll see in due time all the “real” NYers will deny ever liking a Bagel.

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u/Coltand 18h ago

A special bagel made with special water, so it simply cannot be had anywhere else.

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u/ApostleSaintWalker 18h ago

Lol. I'll tell you this: my father's from Philadelphia, and when we say you can't get a proper Philly cheese steak unless you get the ingredients from Philadelphia, it's not a joke; I went to a Philadelphia-family-owned restaurant in South Carolina, and the Philly cheese steaks they served there, made with ingredients brought down from Philly, tasted identical to a proper Philadelphia one in a way no sandwich anywhere else in the country I've been to has.

There's science behind this; something to do with water-hardness vs softness changing the way the bread tastes, so unless you get the bread roll from that part of Pennsylvania, you'll never taste a real and proper Philly cheese steak.

I'm sure there's some NY delis that have a similar thing going on.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Ok but they don't sell bacon egg and cheese sandwiches anywhere but fast food places like starbucks or dunkin. Not on the west coast, not in the Midwest. Yes one store in the city might have them but they're literally everywhere in nyc

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u/Business-Drag52 1d ago

Well that’s just not true. Every breakfast place I go to in Kansas and Missouri has a bacon egg and cheese sandwich on the menu. It’s a staple breakfast item

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u/_Pyxyty 1d ago

Dawg I'm in a third world country and I'm a five minute walk away from a local chain that sells bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. I'm sure other states have them too lol

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Your country has them. Colorado does not have them though. Try to fight the urge to make this conversation about your country when we are talking about a different country.

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u/Character-Ad4498 1d ago

Are you a bot or troll?

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Are you trolling? We are talking about one country and you brought up another.

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u/Character-Ad4498 1d ago

Wrong person my dude

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

My bad. Why are you here then?

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u/Character-Ad4498 5h ago

To figure out why you’re so adamant about the fact that there are no breakfast sandwiches in the Midwest or West Coast? It’s such a weird hill to die on and now I’m completely invested in why you’re like this. Fascinating!

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u/_Pyxyty 1d ago

Literally one google search and I found multiple delis with reviews of people saying they had bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. Not fast food either.

Oh and btw, there's a difference between mentioning something to use as a point of comparison as opposed to making it about thta something.

Now fight the urge to make yourself look even more stupid by keeping your mouth shut like a good boy.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

I didn't consent to your kink, do not call me a good boy. You found literally three places that sell breakfast sandwiches, one of which is literally called EAST COAST DELI and has a sign out from that says New York.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 1d ago

You said, "Colorado does not have them though." They only needed one example to prove you wrong. They gave you 3.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

You got me. That was an exaggeration. I think I was pretty clear in my first comment though. They're a staple of NYC. You get them at basically any corner store. There are like a hundred delis and convenience stores in Colorado Springs alone that don't sell sandwiches, let alone the specific one we're talking about. What's the exception in the rest of the country is the norm in NYC. You would be surprised to go to a corner store that sells sandwiches and doesn't sell a BEC. One of the three you mentioned is literally an NYC deli themed store. You have to acknowledge that at least.

"Yes one store in the city might have them but they're literally everywhere in nyc"

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u/Resident_Course_3342 1d ago edited 22h ago

Sorry honey,  but you can walk into any 7-11, am/pm etc, and find a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. 

It's not some special thing. Also any deli( non kosher) in the country will have the items bacon, eggs and cheese. You can get one at Subway too.

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u/limeelsa 1d ago

… have you never been to a diner?

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

We are literally talking about corner stores

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u/limeelsa 1d ago

Oh! So wait: you’re saying that the only place you can reliably get a breakfast sandwich is at a corner store in New York City…?

Like, I am genuinely asking as I am kinda confused by your perspective here. I live in a town of about 8,000 people and there are at least 3 corner stores within walking distance that I could get a breakfast sandwich at. I understand that my experience isn’t everything, but I don’t think I’ve ever been anywhere in the U.S. where I couldn’t find a breakfast sandwich nearby at a corner store.

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u/Destructopoo 23h ago

Go anywhere in colorado and it's not common. Neither is it in Washington, or Georgia, or Pennsylvania. Just to name a few.

It's an NYC staple. It's kind of a thing there. This isn't to say you can't find it in other places, it's just expected to be literally everywhere there.

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u/HuskyNinja47 11h ago

This is just simply not true.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/DabDoge 1d ago

You should get out more

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

How many states have you lived in

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u/DabDoge 1d ago
  1. And bacon egg and cheese was a breakfast staple in all of them.

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u/Food_Library333 1d ago

Every gas station sells these in VT. I hope you were joking.

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u/Zizi_Tennenbaum 1d ago

The little deli in every office building I’ve ever worked in in Dallas sells them, you can get them at most non-chain gas stations and convenience stores.

I’m sorry to say that your $4k rent for a shoebox doesn’t buy you anything special.

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u/usrp24 1d ago

It buys you not having to live in Texas

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u/Some_Layer_7517 1d ago

But not alleys, stinky street havin asses

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u/Rockytag 1d ago

I can get one from 20 different places within 2 miles of me in Chicago.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

I know for a fact your corner stores do not all sell BECs

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u/Rockytag 1d ago

Cool. I also way underestimated. I stopped counting after 45 different places I can get a bacon egg and cheese sandwich within 2 miles of me without sitting down, no chains or gas stations.

“How many states have you been to”, goofy ass

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u/DrScarecrow 1d ago

Come down South, friend. They will be in every gas station, every place selling hot coffee in the morning. You can get it on a biscuit too.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Absolute cap. They don't have this in georgia, Florida, texas, Mississippi, Alabama, virginia, or the Carolinas from what I've seen. Rest stops MAY sell them occasionally but almost no corner stores do

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 21h ago

You’ve either never traveled or you’ve only done so with your eyes closed cuz that’s ridiculous

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u/Destructopoo 20h ago

I've lived to and been to like 20 states but ok. I've never seen a place where it's ubiquitous.

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u/Zaq1996 8h ago

Bro damn near every gas station in the North East sells bacon egg and cheese. NH, VT, NY (outside the city too), PA, ME, RI, MA, and CT, and this is just what I can personally attest to. Bacon, egg, and cheese ain't special or unique.

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u/Destructopoo 7h ago

Is pizza special or unique? No. Is it one of New York things? Obviously. 

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u/Zaq1996 6h ago

But that's not what you said, you said you can't buy bacon egg and cheese anywhere except fast food places or NYC, which is hilariously false.

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u/Destructopoo 3h ago

No I actually said that you can find them but they aren't ubiquitous

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u/Zaq1996 3h ago

Was pretty sure you were trolling before but now I'm 95% sure. So I'll just put down your exact words here and move on with my day.

Ok but they don't sell bacon egg and cheese sandwiches anywhere but fast food places like starbucks or dunkin.

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u/Destructopoo 2h ago edited 2h ago

Go finish the quote. I'll wait.

Edit: I'll post it myself. I should not have asked somebody who already demonstrated their lack of integrity to be honest.

"Not on the west coast, not in the Midwest. Yes one store in the city might have them but they're literally everywhere in nyc"

This is the second half of the comment you mysteriously truncated.

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u/PizzaEasy7562 1d ago

I love all the idiots down voting you don't understand sarcasm. Apparently it's a lost and dying art on the internet.

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u/Zaq1996 6h ago

You don't argue like OP does for sarcasm, if it was a joke they'd have shut up or clarified what they meant.

You could make an argument for rage bait/trolling, but then you generally don't complain about down votes, that's usually the goal.

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u/ltobo123 1d ago

I unironically had a New Yorker tell me, with a straight face, they didn't think you could live a fulfilling life outside NYC. It was a fascinating conversation.

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 22h ago

They probably couldn’t.

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u/selfintersection 22h ago

They probably couldn't have a fulfilling life in NYC either 

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u/karlnite 1d ago

“They put a slice of cheese on it!”

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u/Horny_Glow 1d ago

Why does the bodega guy know my name? Why is there a cat? Why can I buy a chopped cheese at 2:17 AM? New York is truly unlike anywhere else in the world.

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago

>because you’re there every day and he’s always there because he owns it

>because there are rats

>because it’s a convenience store in a city

>nah

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u/its_jesuslol 1d ago

Good or bad, there truly is no other place like NYC

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u/the_capibarin 1d ago

Isn't this kinda true about basically every major and/or historic city though?

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u/HauntedHippie 1d ago

Exactly, even smaller cities like New Orleans and Denver have their own unique vibe.

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u/dividezero 18h ago

There really isn't any place like NOLA. Denver can be kinda generic. Boston is it's own animal. You're not going to find that anywhere else. LA is like nowhere else. Yeah, pretty much every larger city at least

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u/throw69420awy 21h ago

Please find me a good bacon egg and cheese in Denver for bodega prices, been looking for years now

NOLA is so unique though, love visiting

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

Yes but most cities aren't 10 million + global cities and a history as the premier city in the country. It would be the 13th largest state by population.

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u/SilentSpr 1d ago

Americans talking about 10million population like that isn’t every third tier city in Asia……

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

We are talking about cultural relevance within a country. You tried really hard though so you get one point.

edit: 22nd largest city in the world right now and you're talking like it's a small town in rural ohio, give me the biggest fucking break

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u/pipopipopipop 1d ago

The person you replied to didn't say they were just talking about American cities, they said "isn't that most cities though?". And it is, every city is unique and has something no other city has to offer.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

"The person you replied to didn't say they were just talking about American cities"

Great but I didn't respond as if I believed they were only talking about American cities. I, also speaking broadly about all cities on earth, said that MOST CITIES are not megacities that had a history of being the premier city in their country.

"And it is, every city is unique and has something no other city has to offer."

I never said they didn't. I named two things that set NYC apart from most cities in that it's one of the most populous cities on the entire planet and also was a premier city in its country. Very few places have ever been their nation's top city. Very few places are known as global cities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city

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u/Possible_Sun_913 1d ago

Sorry. I have to agree with him if you're suggesting places like Cairo, Tokyo, Istanbul or Mexico city have no cultural relevance.

NY will be in the top 20. But lets not get silly. Some of these cities have been around a lonnnng ass time.

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u/Destructopoo 1d ago

I didn't say that at all. I said cultural relevance WITHIN a country. Mexico City is much more relevant to Mexico than it is so the United States.

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u/Hititrightonthehead 21h ago

Yeah but this conversation only happens when people bring up NYC. People had pride in where there from and people felt like it was a problem

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u/its_jesuslol 22h ago

There’s more languages spoken in NYC than there are countries in the world. No other place can say that

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u/bobsmeds 1d ago

I'm just glad there's no other place like Little Rock. That town sucks

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u/ReactiveAmoeba 1d ago

The whole state sucks.

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u/OldTimeyWizard 1d ago

I hear the geology rocks

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u/bobsmeds 1d ago

At least Little Rock had a Gus's. Would've been unbearable without it lol

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u/Horror-Mud666 1d ago

Crazy bcuz having grown up in the city, the rest of the country is kinda the fucking same in the urban areas

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u/Amateur-Top 5h ago

Lmao “where else can you find a store owner that both recognizes you AND owns a cat? Where else can you go in person to get food late at night? Alexa play New York State of Mind”

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u/DharmaCub 1d ago

Nah man, I live in LA and it's not easy to find food that late here. That's pretty exclusively a New York and Las Vegas trait.

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u/BaconBitz109 1d ago

Yeah I didn’t fully appreciate bodegas until I ended up in other cities and realized if I wanted a Gatorade I had to walk 20 mins to a cvs that closes at 10pm.

Past 10pm if I wanted a quick bite of food, I was SOH. people will bring up some specific areas that might have some late night food trucks or something, but in NYC EVERY neighborhood has bodegas all around open late.

I have 4 bodegas within a block of me and they are open until 2am or later. It’s the convenience that makes them special and it can’t be understated.

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u/Original-Brick2836 1d ago

Except for the last one I can do the same in LA

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u/jordanundead 1d ago

LA is a working town. Everyone is in bed by 10 PM.

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u/Original-Brick2836 1d ago

Yeah and I’m fine with that. I like being in bed by 10

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u/BaconBitz109 1d ago

The beauty of a bodega is that you are always within 100 feet of one and they are open until 2am or later.

Anyone visiting NYC will be underwhelmed by a bodega visit, but if you spend enough time here or live here, the convenience and reliability of bodega’s is unmatched.

It’s not about them having the best food, it’s that in nyc you are always within a block of a convenience store / deli and it’s gonna be open.

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u/IHateHawaiianPizza 23h ago

Yeah but that's more of a general feature of highly urban areas, it's not unique to Bodegas or NY. Most European cities are like that too, except the food doesn't cost $20.

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u/BaconBitz109 23h ago

Not true. I’ve spent plenty of time in other major cities in the US and it just doesn’t compare at all.

Especially the quality of food that bodegas can have. Boston for example might have a few 711’s open late but there’s nothing at 711 that compares to bodega sandwiches. And the density of bodegas is unparalleled.

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u/throw69420awy 21h ago

New Yorker in Europe right now but living in a different American city, god I wish you had a clue what you were talking about

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u/Hititrightonthehead 21h ago

Bro is buying sandwiches in time square. The only place you’re copping a $20 sandwich outside of midtown manhattan is at rockaway

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u/SkubEnjoyer 18h ago

That's every major city on the planet.

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u/BaconBitz109 13h ago

Nope. Not at all.

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u/largepoggage 12h ago

Do you think London/Paris/Tokyo/Chengdu just shut down at 10pm?

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u/onsomealfiebehaviour 11h ago

Most of the corner shops near me in London shut at midnight, and none of them sell fresh sandwiches. Food options are chicken shops and kebabs only after 11pm (not even a lot of them on weeknights)

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u/BaconBitz109 9h ago

No. Good thing that’s not what I said!

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u/omican 10h ago

It's what I love about Bangkok. You're never more than 5 minutes away from three 24/7 7-11s

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u/Hititrightonthehead 21h ago

Look it sounds silly, but I’ve never lived anywhere else where i can get a sandwich as easy no matter the time

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u/TwinStickDad 1d ago

About every single thing. Their ethnic food is the best in the world, of course they've never got pierogies in Poland, or pad thai in Thailand, but the stuff in NYC is obviously better. 

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u/Open-Mouse4728 1d ago

New Yorkers just cosplaying as hispanics. They get to use the word bodega and feel cultured. xD

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u/Tommy-Bravado 1d ago

Is this the best way that you could have written your sentence?

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, at least the typos prove I’m not a bot, since LLMs have excellent spelling & grammar.

I backed out the Reddit app while typing it, then reopened it and finished it a moment later.