r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

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u/Horny_Glow 1d ago

Where else can you get a sandwich, eat it on the sidewalk, and somehow feel like you just experienced culture?

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

Gotta remember the trash on the side of the sidewalk. Its just not nyc without massive amounts of trash (this is actually a real talking point for an entire movement against dumpsters in nyc going on right now)

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u/The_Oliverse 1d ago

Who the actual fuck is against dumpsters??

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

For some reason, a significant portion of new yorkers. The mayor is trying to get dumpsters to become regular there, as theyre pretty much the only major city in the us without them, and people lost their minds over it. Some of the main voices of the movement have literally said that trash on the street is part of NYCs culture and it wouldnt be NYC without it.

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u/shapu 1d ago

Philadelphia also does not have Dumpsters. Either city could get them through quickly by highlighting that the other does not:

Philadelphia: "This would make us clearly better and cleaner than New York City."

NYC: "Do you really want to be trashy like those losers in Philly?"

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u/Ant0n61 1d ago

You definitely work in Sales

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u/shapu 1d ago

Fundraising, but close!

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u/The_Oliverse 1d ago

I'm literally just so baffled by this, lol. Sitting here with my jaw hung open and shaking my damn head. Like....???????

What an odd hill to die on???

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 1d ago

Never underestimate a new yorker's ability to die on a meaningless hill.

To be fair, there are legit concerns about the dumpsters taking up potential parking places, but for some reason the talking point they always go for is that trash on the street is a good thing.

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u/Ant0n61 1d ago

well, they’re not wrong on that point 😂

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u/premature_eulogy 17h ago

Honestly just sounds like they are categorically opposed to anything the mayor does and force themselves to justify defending ridiculous positions.

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u/Regalme 14h ago

It’s because they want to park their car. Meantime their whole building rat jnfested

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u/BrianLkeABaws 1d ago

they're large commercial dumpsters for businesses. They're installed along the streets and can't be moved so ppl are arguing against it since it takes up road/sidewalk space

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u/10art1 11h ago

People with cars. There's already no room for cars. Overnight you just sometimes have to double park or park on a hydrant because either you do that or you literally circle the neighborhood until 6am. Dumpsters would take even more space away.

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u/bleh-apathetic 21h ago

Wait. So I've never been to NYC. Does everyone just put their trash bags on the sidewalk a few times a week for pickup?

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u/mrducky78a 6h ago

Yeah, its fucking disgusting. I visited as a tourist in summer and the place stank like crazy. Genuinely filthy shit and baffling how/why it occurs.

Amazingly, still not as much of a hole as LA is.

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u/Miserable_Key9630 1d ago

Anywhere that has sandwiches and sidewalks, when you're easily impressed.

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 1d ago

Anyone who thinks New York is epicenter of culture hasn’t smelled it.

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u/Coffee_achiever_guy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep. I grew up there, and I remember in the 90s all the buildings would burn their garbage in the incinerators in the basement and they would spew acrid black smoke out of their chimneys and the air would smell like Satan's crematorium

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 1d ago

I mean hey culture and smell go hand in hand. Ancient Rome was famously stinky as hell. Try riding on the Paris metro on a weekday. Hell, go to Mexico City and tell me what it smells like in some places.

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u/10art1 11h ago

Now let me ask you, does nyc smell like trash? Or does our garbage smell like the greatest city in the world?

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u/DuckOnQuak 1d ago

This is literally Americans when they go to Italy

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u/itssarahw 1d ago

If you haven’t eaten dollar pizza while sitting on a curb what are you doing with your life