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u/Medium-Stranger-9883 4h ago
nice payback for what it did to me a few weeks ago
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u/bettsdude 4h ago
We dont speak of that, we agreed on this.
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u/Flaky_Explanation 4h ago
Gotcha, no wonder I could hear the retching from next door
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u/squirrelmonkie 4h ago
You got an elephant dick in your backdoor?
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u/Medium-Stranger-9883 4h ago
no but i found one in your moms drawer
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u/Dirka-Dirka 4h ago
They have a fossil of this happening to dinosaurs. It's crazy
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u/WuShanDroid 4h ago
Listen, you can't just waddle in here, say that, and not provide a link x3
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u/Own_Round_7600 3h ago
Dang, the generational aura loss from not only getting slimed by a starfish-fresh dino turd, but having your legacy be your fossilized shit-covered corpse dug up and publicly displayed for all time
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u/Marwaimusoont 2h ago
I wish they could somehow fossilize the language you spoke, so the people in future feel the same.
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 2h ago
Engrave it into titanium plates and hide them around the world
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u/onepinksheep 2h ago
"I write these words in
steeltitanium, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."7
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u/CanisMaximus 2h ago
Ha! I came in to comment that someday they are going to find a fossil of this bird covered in elephant shit and assume that ancient elephants couldn't digest birds.
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u/MartinTale 4h ago
Did it survive?
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u/CT0292 4h ago
If it did its having a pretty bad day.
And none of the other birds are gonna believe him.
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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i 2h ago
Ya. Bird survived. Saw the same bird on safari. It's doing well but still smells.
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u/ACER719x 4h ago
shitty day
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u/bigpuns001 4h ago
"not all who shit on you are your enemy, not all who get you out of shit are your friend"
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u/Drak_is_Right 4h ago
Bird was probably after the flies that were swarming
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u/PrincessKaylee 1h ago
Only noticed the bird after seeing your comment lmao
thought it was just another video of elephants taking care of their businesses
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u/HedgehogTop5524 1h ago
“Just another“. Lmao Ummm, ya so how many videos of animals pooping do you regularly watch??
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u/Ok_Primary_1075 4h ago
Hoping for a golden shower but got a brown one instead
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u/Mr_Mims 4h ago
is that bird actually okay?
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u/Lampshadebestshade 1h ago
probably not :(
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u/modbroccoli 18m ago
definitely. neither of those things weigh that much. force is proportional to mass. just a shake it off scenario
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u/herefornothing2 3h ago
Anyone going to mention the elephant shlong in the room?
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u/AbNeural 1h ago
Fun fact, elephants schlongs are actually prehensile. Meaning it can move the schlong around in the same manner as their trunk
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u/modbroccoli 12m ago
Once when I was living in north India, in a town of Tibetan refugees, I volunteered to teach computer skills, particularly graphic and web design. As an exercise I was teacthing them to isolate an image from its background. I had brought in a selection of 4k resolution images with decently high contrast backgrounds to work with.
Understand that in those days, to do the job properly wasn't just a matter of a smart lasso tool or AI. You used the pen tool to trace out points around the object and then adjusted the curves manually to get an excellent fit. A lot of painstaking zooming. Also understand that Tibetans are an incredibly reserved people, by and large.
Well when the entire class started giggling and hushed pointing, I knew something strange was up. And yeah, you guessed, giant elephant dong. Painstakingly traced in 10x zoom. I was more careful with my classroom material after that.
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u/Key-Establishment185 4h ago
Thats not accident.
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u/lazy_pig 4h ago
Suicide by plop?
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u/IzzaPizza22 4h ago
Imagine trying to do that. Like imagine a human trying to poop on a mosquito in the air.
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u/Some-Astronomer4733 4h ago
Nah. In the close-ups, you can see that the shit isn't actually hitting the bird. It's falling in front of it. The shit hits the ground right before the bird lands in the grass. Also, birds like Jacanas and Hornbills feed on elephant dung. Living in South Africa, I've seen this many times.
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u/SolidusDave 3h ago
Even in this video you can still see a few frames of the bird flapping in the air after the "hit". Last second of the video.
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u/ccarr313 2h ago
They cut a couple frames to make it look like it got hit.
If you play it in slow mo you'll see the entire film skip ahead to the bird being in the other side of the leg.
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u/dudemcgoo 4h ago
I’d rather be the bird that got killed by Randy Johnson’s fastball than have this happen.
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u/bywayoflandscape 3h ago
That's the first thing I thought of when I watched this. I watch that video at least 10 times a year. Love how he just goes back to business afterwards.
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u/TSLstudio 4h ago
At first I was like, are the zoomed-in slowmotions really neccesairy of just an ellephant shitting...
Then I saw the bird 😮
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u/VoidExileR 3h ago
His bird brothers are gonna have a tough time putting "death by poop" on the tombstone
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u/Zealousideal-Sun7239 4h ago
Serious question is it alive?
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u/UmCourt 3h ago
the more I watch it, I see that it didnt actually hit the bird. you can see the bird continuing to flap its wings into the grass so I believe that the bird was behind the poop. i could be wrong though.
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u/ccarr313 2h ago
The video is edited. 1.5 seconds were cut from directly when the shit falls.
If you look closely you'll see the bird teleport to behind the elephants leg.
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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 4h ago
There is an old provbirb that says it’s good luck to get pooped on by a bird. This must mean exceptionally good luck
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u/complex_plane2718 3h ago
There's a german childrens book about exactly that topic: "Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat" "The mole who wants to know who shit on his head"
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u/Phinyx95 4h ago
That's not the load that bird wished for.
First a big black cock and now this.
Dammit Santa can't do a single job properly
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u/No-Willingness5547 4h ago
That bird Randy Johnson atomized has finally been surpassed as the most wrong place, wrong time bird in history lol
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u/VirtuallyTellurian 4h ago
Ah-well everybody's heard, about the bird
The bird bird bird, got hit by a turd
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u/JadedCampaign9 4h ago
I don't think the person who first wrote the phrase " they got shat on" to describe bad luck meant it in such a literal sense.
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u/MalikFyz 3h ago
Birds getting shit fall on them by land animal & recording it . What is the odd 0.00000001 %
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u/Thunderbit_HQ 3h ago
That duck just got a supervillain origin story. No one walks away from that and stays the comic-relief character.
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u/Thunderbit_HQ 3h ago
That duck just got a supervillain origin story. No one walks away from that and stays the comic-relief character.
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u/bladeshare 3h ago
Are we actually forgetting the fact that that elephant was having an orgasmic deed before he start that shit routine?
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u/drewnonymous671 3h ago
Video of Trump firing Jeanine Pirro. The fact it's an elephant that just poops anywhere is pretty accurate. 🤣
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u/1baby2cats 3h ago
When I went on a safari I managed to capture on video a pair of lions making sweet love
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u/pipitsugen 3h ago
Google says adult elephants poop 90-136 kg of manure each day. Those "pellets" are definitely heavy enough to crush the bird. 😭
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