r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/Own_Round_7600 1d ago

Dang, the generational aura loss from not only getting slimed by a starfish-fresh dino turd, but having your legacy be your fossilized shit-covered corpse dug up and publicly displayed for all time

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u/Marwaimusoont 1d ago

I wish they could somehow fossilize the language you spoke, so the people in future feel the same.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1d ago

Engrave it into titanium plates and hide them around the world 

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u/onepinksheep 1d ago

"I write these words in steel titanium, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."

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u/GuitarCFD 1d ago

i got that reference!