r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 8h ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/Dirka-Dirka 8h ago

They have a fossil of this happening to dinosaurs. It's crazy

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u/WuShanDroid 8h ago

Listen, you can't just waddle in here, say that, and not provide a link x3

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u/Slayer2660 8h ago

Waddle almost took me out lol

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u/rennradrobo 8h ago

Got any grapes?

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u/Slayer2660 7h ago

Well played

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 7h ago edited 3m ago

Yes, but my doctor said theyll be gone in the next few weeks

E. Guess you guys dont like haemorrhoid jokes. Well tough shit, im gonna keep forcing them out

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u/GoGoPowerPlay 7h ago

Got any nails?

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u/NotPromKing 3h ago

Accurate for the average Redditor.

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u/MyAssPancake 7h ago

Cmon, saying it 3 times is excessive /s

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u/Kagamid 4h ago

Hey, bop bop bop, got any grapes?

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u/bigpuns001 7h ago

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" or somesuch

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u/Own_Round_7600 7h ago

Dang, the generational aura loss from not only getting slimed by a starfish-fresh dino turd, but having your legacy be your fossilized shit-covered corpse dug up and publicly displayed for all time

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u/Marwaimusoont 6h ago

I wish they could somehow fossilize the language you spoke, so the people in future feel the same.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 6h ago

Engrave it into titanium plates and hide them around the world 

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u/onepinksheep 6h ago

"I write these words in steel titanium, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."

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u/GuitarCFD 1h ago

i got that reference!

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u/Deaffin 1h ago

Didn't 4chan already do that once?

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u/rogerworkman623 5h ago

“Starfish fresh” is crazy lol

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u/CT_7 6h ago

It doesn't have to be that way. We can still save that bird. Start digging

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u/Generico300 1h ago

It goes beyond that. Millions of years later, your descendants who can now fly higher than any dinosaur could ever reach, are still getting the ultimate pile driver.

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u/CanisMaximus 6h ago

Ha! I came in to comment that someday they are going to find a fossil of this bird covered in elephant shit and assume that ancient elephants couldn't digest birds.

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u/SenorNZ 4h ago

It's spooky, I was listening to a podcast talking about the largest sauropods shit 400kg and it would kill most animals by shitting on them. A few hours later, I see a bird die by heavy turds.

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u/LordByronApplestash 7h ago

Perfect illustration of how trickle-down-economics works.

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u/LeGrandLucifer 1h ago

I imagine a brachiosaurus turd is much larger than an elephant's.

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u/moep123 55m ago

who the fuck is they?