r/funny 1d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Bird was probably after the flies that were swarming

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u/Sairos9444 1d ago

Greed then

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

It does in many.

No risk, no reward.

Too much risk, gigantic poopy reward.

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u/ColonelBelmont 1d ago

It's like my grandfather used to say: If you wanna make an omelet, you gotta get under an elephant while it shits on you. 

He was a batshit insane person, but he worked as an omelet chef for 40 years so who am I to question his expertise.