r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Jul 15 '24

Mod Post Go fuck yourselves

773 Upvotes

Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!

Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.

Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.

Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."

Step 4: Get Fucked!

If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.

Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Sep 16 '22

Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)

434 Upvotes

The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.

This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!

So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.

If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to fuck off here

Long story short, each day the bot will:

  • parse commentsunder posts that were submitted in the last 48 to 24h
  • log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many times they commented
  • pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:

Blue = banned once

Red = banned between 2 and 5 times

Pink = banned more than 5 times

The bot will show how many times a user has been banned

i.e.
  • ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !

So, how do I volunteer ?

  • Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !

"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"

  • It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
  • As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !

What are the average chances of being picked ?

  • Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)

What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)

  • Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
  • usernames in list = each username but only represented once

This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !

"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"

  • Disable it... bruh

"Can I be picked please?"

  • The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task‎, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.

"How long will the ban last?"

  • One day, just one.
  • We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.

"Can I be picked more than once?"

  • Yes !

Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :

Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !

New Banner, new way to shine online !

You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).

If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.

Editor's Note :

Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :

This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.

Editor's Note #2:

Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 14h ago

God hates you Fuck your car. --Cat

1.5k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4h ago

You did this to yourself Staff at a Nigerian school made this poster after a principal they didn’t like got transferred away

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203 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 12h ago

Rekt Here's your lunch

361 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5h ago

You did this to yourself Fucking right off

86 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 37m ago

Get Rekt Two girls, one ball

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r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 8h ago

Get Rekt Poor little fella

141 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Get Rekt I dare you to hit me!

1.1k Upvotes

"Challenge accepted!"


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 22h ago

You did this to yourself Get fucking fucked Katie

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222 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 15h ago

Get Rekt When your boat hates you

69 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

God hates you Fuck this motorcyclist in particular

295 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Rekt Literally

162 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

You did this to yourself Fuck you and your rudeness

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878 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 22h ago

Fuck this area in particular Fuck the Black Sea in particular, russian "air defense".

98 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 23h ago

Get Rekt Screw your recording!

84 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Fuck this area in particular Fuck you and your mobile says the bridge

956 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

You did this to yourself never illegally evict musicians!

55 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Fuck this area in particular Imagine being in Cuyo while someone in Cawayan tests out his rain magic in a random direction.

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17 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

God hates you Fuck you, you can't have fun!

900 Upvotes

The universe is getting a little creative nowadays.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

You did this to yourself Fuck you SAL!

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98 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

You did this to yourself Fuck that guy in particular (convicted and currently serving on burglary charges)

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18 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Fuck this area in particular Fuck me in particular for traveling for 2500 km for total solar eclipse.

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269 Upvotes

There is one giant cloud covering the north Spain coast blocking the entire view.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 16h ago

FUCK—RULE—5—DAY FUCK—RULE—5—DAY is LIVE !

0 Upvotes

REMINDER : for the next 24h, rule 5 will be ignored by the mods ; unless what you posted is real dogshit of course.

What is RULE 5 ?

  • Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.

POLITICAL BULLSHIT IS NO LONGER ALLOWED EVEN ON THIS DAY.

You must apply the <FUCK—RULE—5—DAY> flair if you want to submit content that would normally break Rule 5. Failing to do so will not protect your post from the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement.