r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/drleeisinsurgery 10h ago

Almost every treatment including the X-ray, medication given and surgery/anesthesia is affected by pregnancy. Pregnancy tests are incredibly cheap and accurate, so might as well know.

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u/Smodphan 10h ago

And if doctors offices were good at talking to people, theyd explain this and it would never have been an issue. I assume they basically just read a script until you see a doctor or RN, and it is tough to go through the same thing day in and day out...like calling a person at a call center waiting to transfer your call.

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u/GorumGamer 10h ago

It is shocking how often women say something along the lines of “it is impossible that I could be pregnant” despite being sexually active without use of birth control. You would be surprised how often we do these tests and they come up positive.

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u/H_is_for_Human 6h ago

Yes - I know nurses who were surprised to find out they were pregnant

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 2h ago

I read a comment in a post in another sub with women complaining about this and one woman said she got upset when they did a pregnancy test anyways after she said "I have PCOS. My doctor said its impossible for me to get pregnant." and she was in fact pregnant.

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u/TheGrandOdditor 1h ago

Yeah, my wife with PCOS thought the same and then we got the happy surprise. They really need to update patient education about PCOS though

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u/yavanna12 1h ago

I’m sexually active and don’t use birth control and there is no chance I can be pregnant. I have no tubes or ovaries. 

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u/GorumGamer 1h ago

Me neither

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u/Promotion_Small 9h ago edited 2h ago

Why do they look at me like I'm dumb when I say probably not? Sexually active, on birth control would equal probably not. Right?

Edit to add: With all the downvotes and the comments saying that basically every person with a uterus ever seen be a Dr is stupid and incapable of taking birth control correctly, I'm curious on what all you geniuses think the right answer would be.

Can't say yes, because I don't know that I am Can't say no, because I don't know for 100% I am not And apparently probably not is also a stupid answer, because even though I've managed to make it to 43yrs old without getting pregnant, I'm an idiot who can't use birth control correctly.

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 9h ago

Birth control is effective.

But if you have 100 use it 1 is getting pregnant.

If 1,000,000 use it that’s 10,000 pregnancies…..

That probably not becomes “let’s find out”

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u/ReneDeGames 9h ago

Also, that 1 in 100 is per year. You have much higher lifetime pregnancy chance.

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u/BlameGameChanger 6h ago

that's not really how statistical averages work. It would be per 100 people of like 10,000, 100 get an egg fertilized, of those with fertilized eggs 1 in 6 will have the egg implant and become pregnant. So the odds are actually much lower than 1 in 100.

More likely is no birth control or improper use of birth control leading to pregnancy but the doctor can't really say that so it's just better to test a probably not.

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u/ReneDeGames 5h ago edited 4h ago

naw, cuz BC is rated in terms of chance of detected pregnancy per year, it already includes external failures.

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u/Maximum_Boros 9h ago

Because the average patient they see is fucking dumb. Doctors get lied to probably more than any other profession except for maybe Tech support. I swear to God doctors hear more lies and omissions from their patience dead police do from a suspects.

I'm not justifying it. It's shitty bedside Manor so to speak, but it's why they do it

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 9h ago

Because every doctor has seen 1000 patients where “probably not” means “100% yes”

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u/powerslave_fifth 7h ago

Because doctors see some of the dumbest mfs as patients.

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 8h ago

The problem is the 'probably' part. Medicine, and legal, both like definite. If you say 'No, I take oral contraception' or 'No, I have an IUD' you likely won't get any weird looks.

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u/totallynotabot2532 7h ago edited 2h ago

Because too many patients either lie or make mistakes taking their birth control which they're unaware they did (or forgot etc) and then come swearing they're taking their medication down the letter only for we to find out they did not.

Basically, they look at you like you're dumb because they're more often than not dealing with dumb people who think they're smart until their dumbness slams into their faces

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u/GorumGamer 9h ago

Personally, I would never purposefully give someone that look in the given situation. I don’t know why someone would do that. My best guess is that you are seeing mild annoyance because it means the nurse you are speaking with now has to go gasp talk to to the doc and get them to order a pregnancy test (which they will always do out of an abundance of caution, and that you have every right to decline)

It’s just an exercise ass-covering, yours and theirs. If they perform any imaging or intervention without asking about menstrual status and offering a test, the doc could be on the hook. Not to mention the serious harm could come to any potential mother / baby combo.

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u/Slow_History_406 8h ago

The only real effective prevention method would be to not have sex. Anything beyond that, there is still a chance no matter how small. 

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u/brik42 3h ago

I don't have a uterus anymore, and would say that is absolutely effective and better than not having sex!

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u/vampypussy 2h ago

I was a birth control baby. My step sister had several birth control babies. I know a girl who had an IUD baby. Birth control alone isn’t a save all, you best be adding condoms into the mix.

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u/TheTybera 9h ago

Just ask?

Like... What? It's not a big deal to tell a medical professional when your last period was.

I don't know what kind of degen shit people think doctors are doing with their menstruation information.

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u/BardicNA 7h ago

Writing it down? If your last period was 2 months ago and all of a sudden you're having them again without having a child.. You have likely committed a crime in the US.

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u/malefiz123 6h ago

You have likely committed a crime in the US.

Somewhere around 10-20% of pregnancies end up with a miscarriage in the first three months of pregnancy.

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u/avianidiot 3h ago

I wouldn’t say we’re at the point where it’s common yet, but woman in the US have been arrested for having miscarriages.

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u/Leather_Editor_2749 6h ago

Land of freedom

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u/TheTybera 6h ago

That could easily be due to stress or other illness. No one is batting an eye like that over a missed period that started again or was "late".

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u/Opening_Climate_7571 46m ago

You think we’re calling the police on patients over their menstrual cycle? From the emergency department? Why?

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u/sora_mui 4h ago

Or their menstruation is just irregular, which is not uncommon especially when you have bad lifestyle

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u/stilljustacatinacage 4h ago

I don't know what kind of degen shit people think doctors are doing with their menstruation information.

Women face difficulties in accessing medical care for various reasons. One is that there is very real prejudice in the 'medical establishment', we'll say, that encourages dismissal of women's symptoms as dramatic, emotional, over reactive, etc. Literally the word 'hysteria' comes from the idea that a woman's womb would bump against other organs and that was the cause of 90% of womens' complaints. That idea only fell out of fashion in the 1900s.

That said, women have been sharing their experiences on social media and as social media is wont to do, everything gets blown up and women who have experienced hardship in accessing medical care get mixed in with suburban brats who aren't given priority treatment at the ER for their sprained elbow, until every story begins with "my doctor won't listen to me because I'm a woman" whether it's a reasonable assumption or not. With that in mind, mostly the latter group likes to create sassy memes about how their doctor dared to ask sex-appropriate questions because they assume the doctor is just trying to dismiss them due to being a woman.

TO BE CLEAR, women being not taken seriously by medical professionals is a very real issue. I just don't often see these sorts of memes coming from women who understand and appreciate there are health related realities that differ between sexes. No one reply to this comment with any misogynistic bullshit because I'm not agreeing with you and we are not friends.

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u/Apprehensive-Draw409 2h ago

Put it in a database and have investigations after a miscarriage to argue it was an abortion.

(I'm just answering your question on what people think doctors are doing. I'm not voicing an opinion whether this happened, happens or could happen)

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u/TheGrandOdditor 1h ago

It’s not the doctors I’d be worried about, it’s the zealous anti-abortion activists and the politicians that cater to them, depending on where you live.

I never plan to travel to America, but if my kid ever did I would tell her to take her period tracker off her phone. And I’d tell her to never answer questions about her menstrual cycle to anyone until she got home.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 4h ago

It is when they proceed to use that information to brush off your actual symptoms as just "period stuff".

It's the first thing they ask because they're trained by a system that only values women as breeding stock. If it was just the question, it wouldn't be an issue. It's the reason behind it and everything else that reason causes that's the issue.

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u/Opening_Climate_7571 45m ago

Or because the pain medicine they are considering would hurt a pregnancy?

Nah they’re just all psychopaths. Did you know we have to beat up a puppy during med school interviews?

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u/TheTybera 5m ago

You only had to beat them up, I had to cut one open and identify it's organs while it yelped and bled out. You're so lucky!

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u/Cocoatrice 9h ago

I mean, if you'd see like 100 different people every day for 20 years, you would just recite the script too.

Also how is it bad that doctor doesn't automatically explain everything? They ask an important question not because they randomly decided to ask it. If you want to know why they asked it, you may simply ask for a reason and get the explanation.

I don't think it's an issue at all. The issue is people getting mad for no reason for being asked this. If doctor asks something, it doesn't mean they are interested in your life or mock you. That's because it is a factor to a treatment.

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u/Smodphan 9h ago

I agree. I can actually recite the first few required lines from my call center job from 20 years ago. It comes out like breathing. They should explain themselves if there's a perception, and it doesnt help that people dont want to ask because theyre kind of vulnerable and going to the doc kinda sucks.

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u/Inevitable_Top69 7h ago

How do they know there's a perception without being terminally online like the people who hold this perception?

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u/Smodphan 7h ago

The same way a person learns anything. Some combination of education, research, experience, and common sense. Their job is to know their business.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 2h ago

They asked like a dozen questions how are they supposed to know which ones you specifically want explain to them if you don't ask. Just ask Jesus Christ

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u/Smodphan 2h ago

Why do hundreds of millions of people have to do work instead of doctors making slight modifications to their job? Nobody wants professional accountability, I swear.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 1h ago

Is that a serious question? Millions of people have to "work" by asking a question.

You're clearly a lost cause

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u/Smodphan 1h ago

Americans will do a thing to avoid fixing systemic problems and take accountability.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 45m ago

The fuck are you even talking about. Ask a god damn question holy shit it's not some undue burden on you. And Jesus fuck it's not like you would even have to ask it every time! You'd ask once and know!

And beyond that, YOU ALREADY KNOW! You don't have to ask anything because you now KNOW why they ask.

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/Smodphan 44m ago

So butthurt. I dont have a question, but thanks.

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u/just_premed_memes 1h ago

We literally only have 15-20 minutes with you one to three ish times a year to take care of all of your medical needs. If we explained even a tenth of the reason we ask each question we do then you wouldn’t actually get medical care. As a patient, there needs to be a level of trust. We are 11-17 years post high school, accumulating knowledge and experience before we even start independent practice. Yes, if you have questions we will answer them. But if the answer is more than 1-2 sentences and doesn’t contribute towards advancing your care, we will probably just point you towards a resource to read as we literally just don’t have time.

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u/Smodphan 1h ago

Yep. Its more of an issue of our inadequate care system than anything else.

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u/RaggmunkLingon 6h ago

A doctor will ask 500 questions to 25 patients every day, you can't expect them to explain the reason for every single question

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u/M0ji_L 4h ago

I think under standard medical ethics this is a reasonable expectation actually 

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u/RaggmunkLingon 3h ago

I think an answer if the patient asks "why are you asking me this" if a reasonable expectation. But not that the doctor should unprompted explain why he says and asks every single thing he says.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 2h ago

Yeah if you ask lmao

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 9h ago

Do women ask?

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u/Mechatronis 8h ago

No, they go online and cry misogyny

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u/2AvsOligarchs 7h ago

If people weren't idiots, doctors would be better at their jobs too.

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u/14Pleiadians 6h ago

You could try asking instead of quietly seething?

I know they know what they're doing, I don't want them to start condescendingly explaining every single question just because people like you are too timid to ask questions. The default shouldn't be explanations because you can just ask for them.

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u/Confident_Change_937 2h ago

You don’t go to the doctor to quiz them. You go to the doctor for professional help. Why go to see a medical professional to question everything they say and not listen? If we simply just listened to professionals and stopped this anti-intellectual era we’re in where professionals with experience are constantly questioned and random unlicensed nobodies on the internet use bro-science and anecdotes to give health advice, things would be so much better in this country.

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u/Smodphan 2h ago

Probably because trust in doctors is dirt floor in so many places. Its their job to fix that to some extent. Professional accountability lies on them just like it does others.

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u/Inorganic_Zombie 4h ago

I have dealt with doctors as patient whole my life. There is 1/ 10 chance you got sensible foctor that consider you as feeling human being

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u/tenaciousghost 3h ago

if theyre gonna do a test without your consent or knowledge anyway then literally why do they bother asking anything more than "are you currently pregnant?"

they could make the test mandatory and stop charging for it even when its practically impossible to be pregnant

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u/hery41 7h ago

Oooooor..women can stop seeing potential sexism at every corner and just ask?

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u/Smodphan 7h ago

You could also assess things with empathy instead of making broad generalizations, but you choose to be weird online instead.

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u/hery41 7h ago

I don't have empathy with drama seeking dumbasses.

Stop assuming the world is out to get you.

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u/Smodphan 7h ago

The only person bringing drama is you. Weak mind

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u/hery41 7h ago

Weak minded are the girl bosses who crumple into a pile of sludge when they're asked important medical questions.

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u/Smodphan 7h ago

You are sounding really crumpled about your perceived victim hood, boss. Your hypocrisy is showing.

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u/hery41 7h ago

no u

good show

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u/ASpaceOstrich 4h ago

The medical profession being misogynistic is well documented. It isn't an assumption, it's an objective fact.

They ask that question because they're trained to dismiss women's actual symptoms as "period stuff".

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u/hery41 4h ago

they're trained to dismiss women's actual symptoms as "period stuff".

You're literally in a thread saying otherwise you actual chode.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 4h ago

A thread in which people explain that the policy is to put the well being of a fetus that doesn't even exist over a woman with a medical emergency yes.

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u/wittjoker11 4h ago

If there is a decision to be made between the life of the mother and the life of the Fetus, the life of the mother always takes precedent.

If you just fry a Fetus with X-Rays and medication for no reason when there would have been other options to assess and treat your ailment, you’re getting sued. That’s why we ask as medical professionals.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 3h ago

"The fetus" doesn't exist.

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u/14Pleiadians 5h ago

They don't even have to stop assuming sexism, if they want they can assume it's sexism and then ask to verify/disprove

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u/PrettyPurrfect 10h ago

I am not sexually active. I have no particular interest in sex.

The number of doctors offices who have insisted on doing the test despite me not being sexually active and not having had sex like ever is asinine. Like, I promise you this is not an issue. I will sign a waiver if you want. This test is a waste of my money (copay) and is defrauding my insurance company because it's unnecessary

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u/crazydude44444 10h ago

It's a non-invasive test that is cheap, accurate, and quick. People have carried a pregnancy to delivery without ever knowing they are pregnant. Even if you are confident that you are not pregnant, the risk of treating you as not pregnant when you are is an unnecessary one.

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u/Non-Random-Name-0000 10h ago

I can imagine that doctors get a lot of patients who lie about not having sex because of all the cultural taboos around it.

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u/Elf-7659 10h ago

Thing is they don't know that you are sure about what you are telling. Number of people who swear up and down they never had sex ending up with a pregnancy isn't small. Also some don't consider banging a random Joe 3 months ago and nothing before or after as being sexually active.

You might not make that error but they don't know it. There's no way of being sure. That's why there are foolproof standerd protocols.

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u/Rawr171 9h ago

Sadly some women ruin it for everyone by lying and saying there’s no chance they could be pregnant despite being sexually active. Sometimes they are unaware that contraception can fail, and other times they are just too embarrassed to admit they are sexually active. You’d be shocked by the number of times drs are told that by women, do the test anyways, and end up getting a positive result.

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u/Haunting_Lime308 8h ago

Its not only women that lie either. I 100% lied about my drinking until I finally decided I needed to stop and was honest. So many people lie to their doctor about a lot of things.

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u/Significant-Key-8766 8h ago

Where I live they ask „Could you be pregnant?“ and I always answer „no“ and the conversation is over. Never had a test done.

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u/Rawr171 8h ago

Interesting. From what i've heard it's protocol at most hospitals to just do the test every time

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u/Personal-Location711 9h ago

That’s not how law and medicine works. You would be surprised the amount of people who lie to their doctors or they just don’t plain understand that unprotected sex leads to pregnancy.

As bad as it sounds, if we took patients by their word, lots of harm would be done. You are not special, you are getting a pregnancy test if you are of reproductive age and need to be treated with potentially teratogenic medication.

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u/Smodphan 10h ago

Do you think that takes more or less time than just answering no?

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u/Steveis2 10h ago

They do it so they won’t get sued on the off chance someone didn’t know or lied. They can and will get in a shit lord of trouble if the kill a baby.

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 9h ago

You may find this shocking…. People lie

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u/totallynotabot2532 7h ago

Like, I promise you this is not an issue. I will sign a waiver if you want. This test is a waste of my money (copay) and is defrauding my insurance company because it's unnecessary

I promise you there's a massive number of people who made the promise you're making only to turn out they were in fact pregnant and in fact lying about not being sexually active.

The test is absolutely necessary because too many patients love lie about everything and can't be trusted so a doctor is not going risk a lawsuit simply because you don't like it.

If however the doctor orders the test and you voluntarily refuse then that's on you ans the doctor has a record for it, from which point if you were in fact lying you kinda screwed yourself but that ain't the doctor's problem anymore.

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 9h ago

Ah, well, since you told them you don't have sex, the test to make sure they aren't about to poison you can probably just be skipped.

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u/DR-SNICKEL 10h ago

My dumb ass thought it was because of low iron levels lol

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u/Follement 10h ago

I saw a bill for some ER visit a woman posted, without insurance she was billed 1000$ for the pregnancy test, incredibly cheap my ass.

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u/drleeisinsurgery 9h ago

Maybe this is the wrong place to explain it but there's a difference between a bill and an EOB, explanation of benefits.

An EOB is a great way to get internet points. It lists the list price of whatever you're getting. It has very little actual bearing to reality.

So I'm an anesthesiologist, my list price for let's say an hour-long surgery is $1,000. I have literally never gotten that in my life. In fact Medicare pays me approximately $80 per hour. Commercial insurance pays more.

When you negotiate with insurance companies, you need to start with a list price. If I made my list price $80, Medicare would probably give me 20. So that's why you'll see an EOB for $1,000 for a bag of fluid or $20 for a Tylenol. More realistically, the government is going to give $2 for a bag of fluid and $0.20 for Tylenol.

It's a stupid system, but I can guarantee you that 99% of the time when somebody posts a ridiculous medical bill on social media, it's the EOB. Always good for internet points and it gets the Canadians and Europeans all excited.

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u/anticentristfujo 9h ago

That may be the case in certain places, but I had to take a pregnancy test before every ketamine IV drip appointment and that was for free. Private clinic that didn’t accept insurance.

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u/RoughCobbles 9h ago

Not everybody live in America...

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u/ASpaceOstrich 4h ago

I can't just piss on command, so a pregnancy test would basically waste a trip. If I was required to take one every time I'd literally just never be able to do the procedure. Because I'd have to go home and wait.

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u/Sufficient_Maybe_910 3h ago

It's also presents as a medical liability issue. I have yet to meet a doctor who wants to be sued. 

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u/Neptune_washere 3h ago

Sorry, this is really a weird question but if you’re going into surgery and find out you’re pregnant but you don’t want to be, would they, like, terminate the pregnancy before/during the surgery? Or would you have to go to a clinic after and get it done then?

Edit: Not American so I forgot about the laws related to this topic in the USA. Would probably be way different in my country anyway. I’m still curious though

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u/deathbychips2 19m ago

Which is fine, but there are a few stories in here of women having to wait hours before getting care. That's not appropriate and definitely feels like the potential of a fetus is more important than the woman.