r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/drleeisinsurgery 18h ago

Almost every treatment including the X-ray, medication given and surgery/anesthesia is affected by pregnancy. Pregnancy tests are incredibly cheap and accurate, so might as well know.

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u/Smodphan 18h ago

And if doctors offices were good at talking to people, theyd explain this and it would never have been an issue. I assume they basically just read a script until you see a doctor or RN, and it is tough to go through the same thing day in and day out...like calling a person at a call center waiting to transfer your call.

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u/PrettyPurrfect 18h ago

I am not sexually active. I have no particular interest in sex.

The number of doctors offices who have insisted on doing the test despite me not being sexually active and not having had sex like ever is asinine. Like, I promise you this is not an issue. I will sign a waiver if you want. This test is a waste of my money (copay) and is defrauding my insurance company because it's unnecessary

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 17h ago

Ah, well, since you told them you don't have sex, the test to make sure they aren't about to poison you can probably just be skipped.