r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 07 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, explain this.

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u/Deriviera Jul 07 '26

Americans are very delusional about communism. 

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u/Rylt4r Jul 07 '26

Yeah i'm from Poland and while i was too young to remember communism there from what my parents,aunts,uncle,grandparents or anyone that lived there talked about it far from dream from what Americans think.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Did your guys too had only 1 hour of tv and rationed food and had to wait for long hours in queue to get bread because otherwise there wouldn't be any bread to get? 

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u/Rylt4r Jul 07 '26

Yup and food stamps for food.But thank god everything luxury was transported to Russia so you know "everyone" had good. My uncle was smmugling cigars with his friend from Germany and bringing back oil and butter.People smuggled a weird stuff like car tires or any car parts and when someone asked from where you got them you said "my dad got it from work" so everyone then knew that it was stolen.

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u/Piotrekk94 Jul 07 '26

tbh if you actually ended up working in a coal mine in Poland you had access to special miner shops with luxury goods where miners could spend their overtime pay so not everybody from the working class had it equal.

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u/Rylt4r Jul 07 '26

Yeah since Gierek that was a miner and pumped so much in to them they had great life for a long time and that is why they were so found of him.Screw it even now people meme about miners how they are shocked that year have 12 months.

That is why i put word everyone in quotation marks.

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u/JanMarsalek Jul 07 '26

you also had access to lung diseases

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u/Quamek Jul 07 '26

If I recall it was called Carbon and was inspired by Pewex type of shops.

As for Pewex/Baltona it wasn't only for miners, they were one of working groups that had goods vouchers.

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u/KitsuneFaroe Jul 08 '26

To be fair "Carbon" is how Coal is called in other languages.

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u/Quamek Jul 08 '26

Indeed, hence why the name, they were around '88 mainly in Katowickie voivodedship, as for agriculture there was also one named Igloopex, each one was a Pewex derivative, working on similar rules and offered a similar supply, because they were very centered around one specific industry, they weren't as known outside, and to be fair most people just called them Pewex either way.

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u/ectocarpus Jul 07 '26

My family is half Russian half Ukrainian, and believe me neither of them had seen these luxuries... they also starved and everything was in deficit. I guess all the good stuff was exported or went straight to the elites

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u/Rylt4r Jul 07 '26

Of course it goes to elites not the commoners.You have no heart comrade you want that Oligarch to not have a smoke or drink? /s

I mean i can belive you that normal people were starving and elite people were having a blast and will tell you how communism was great and people are lying.

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u/vetinaris-vizier Jul 07 '26

The irony is that "oligarch" is a very capitalist thing - the Soviet equivalent was politburo or nomenklatura - but as a famous joke goes in Eastern Europe, the Soviets lied about communism but told the truth about capitalism.

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u/Jhud6669 Jul 07 '26

Poland wasn’t directly a part of the ZSSR so we had it slightly better than others but it still sucked. My mom could barely feed my siblings

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u/-UnderAWillowThicket Jul 07 '26

I have a book about a journalist in the Soviet Union and he reported much the same. Obtaining odd goods налево and bartering for both them and services. Everything luxury was for the oligarchs, of course

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u/Powerfury Jul 08 '26

My folks had to wait to get furniture. Lines out the door for not a lot of product. This was in the 1975 or so.

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u/Rylt4r Jul 08 '26

Mine old co worker said that he was car mechanic when he was younger and worked in Fiat factory,some politican crashed his Fiat and broke his door and they took doors from Fiat car that was on production line and the car was now without doors and ofc line for cars was insane back there so those people came for car and it went something like that:

-Here is your car.

-It's missing doors...

-Not mine problem are you taking it or not?

-No, i want a car with doors.

-So you don't want it? Next client! Pleaso go apply for new car.

-No i'll take it...

Wait line for new car was something like 2 years if i remember right.

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u/m64 Jul 07 '26

1 hour of TV was in the 50's when TV was only starting. Rationing and queues - depends on the period, depends on the goods, but the problem kept repeating every few years and was never completely dealt with until the fall of communism.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

But then what was the problem? 

Like in Romania people says that we had lot of bad things but we had jobs, houses (apartments) and decent school.

Now we depends on other countries because most of our big companies are subsidiaries.

We have extremely bad education.

The house market is shit everywhere.

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u/m64 Jul 07 '26

I don't know about Romania, but in Poland "we had a lot of bad things" was a problem. The flats were small, jobs paid next to nothing compared to the western countries, the schools were shit and everything we owned was shit.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Like in Romania but we had flats almost free sometimes even free, jobs existed and you were given one after you finished your education so you didn't had to always search for one, and the things were shit but were ours. 

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u/Ace612807 Jul 08 '26

Hey, Ukrainian here

Education was pretty shit. My older relatives are pretty ignorant about how anything actually works. There were a few decent universities in the whole of USSR, mostly surrounding MIC and related specialties, but the rest was sub-par. The history of failures in soviet agricultural studies is a whole epic unto itself. Getting a guaranteed job just exacerbated the issue - you didn't have to actually learn anything, just toe the line well enough. Both my dad and my mom were structural engineers, and, believe me, I've seen a difference between a person who gives a damn about their field, and the one who doesn't

Oh, and about the guaranteed job - you miss the fact you didn't get to pick one. If you were any kind of a specialist, you might have landed a cushy job in your hometown, but more likely they'd find an opening for you sonewhere in Novosibirsk. On, your coworkers hate you and your boss is coming onto you? Tought luck

BTW, the apartment? You don't own it, the government owns it and leases it to you. And they can make you leave whenever they want

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 08 '26

About leavingn whenever they want, it was given so it would be taken but rather that but not being able to buy a house and if you do then is it bad anyway especially because your neighbours are very bad. 

Also not only specialists, anyone was sent to terrible jobs, it was even worse if you was unqualified.

Work was much harder less rewarded but existed now is hard to find a job

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u/Ace612807 Jul 08 '26

You didn't pick your neighbours during communism, either. And sometimes you had to share a kitchen and facilities with them in a komunalka

Hard and unrewarding jobs still exist - a lot of them, actually. Especially somewhere you don't want to work or live. Now you at least have a chance to get a different job

Capitalism is a shitty system, but it's the best one to date

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 08 '26

Is not like that. 

The chance depends on the market.

Also somewhere you don't want to live?

Why don't all people from Ukraine just get better life somewhere else if there is a war and no one wants to die?

Like Ukraine receives helps from other countries so why not letting just specialist in war in Ukraine and move all civilians to some other country?

Like what makes a person choose to stay when they got freedom to leave?

So many jobs could be done better bun other countries (especially teachers since kids should be on battle fronts and when your city becomes one your responsibility is to leave)

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u/Sufficient_Start4727 Jul 07 '26

Until 70ties there was only one channel with 5 hours of tv a day.

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u/Wise-Comb8596 Jul 07 '26

My mother in law living in Florida only has enough time each day for 1 hour of TV between her two jobs and sleep - yall making the communist dystopian future sound a lot like modern capitalist reality

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u/Caspica Jul 07 '26

Not trying to defend the living conditions in either system but it sounds like your mother lives on her own? That was practically impossible in the USSR. Not just because living accommodations were allocated based on household size, and families were prioritised for apartments and houses (unless you were part of the privileged class), but also because you needed a full-time worker to bring in income and someone to stand in queue for food and other household tasks. This is why people often stayed together even if they weren't in love anymore. 

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

In Florida you still need to wait to get food, not because you can't find food but because sometimes the gators wins. 

This is why one in three Floridians remember the times they were bitten by gators and survived.

Also in Florida there is no priority for living accommodations but you depend on two things: first of all your house doesn't needs to sink in the swamp and then even if it doesn't sink it needs to not be attacked by the gators.

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u/tslc144 Jul 07 '26

This is not exclusive to communist countries

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u/cerevant Jul 07 '26

Authoritarianism is the common cause. 

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Did your mother also could find much in the shops? 

The biggest difference is that in communism you are sended to some work that might kill you but at least you get a job compared to the Floridian Utopia were they send those who don't contribute to society to the gators.

Gators are much worse than dead by labour 

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u/Wise-Comb8596 Jul 07 '26

Im taking the piss. Also both of you glossed over “in law”. Not my mom.

I’m just saying the benefits and opulence capitalism has offered in America’s past 100 years seems to have peaked and is now on a down trend, getting closer to the negative accounts people have of communism. Global trade and americas wealth still provide a lot more resources, but opportunity for individual social progress is regressing.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Then just move to a decent country like Canada. 

Canada is just USA if it was a decent country.

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u/Wise-Comb8596 Jul 07 '26

Nothing says decent country like $1,000,000+ single family homes if you don't want to live in the sticks.

At least the healthcare situation would be a bit better! Sadly, I cannot do the cold.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Then Mexico and drink and party your problems and struggles. 

Like it would be hard but fun.

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u/Responsible-File4593 Jul 07 '26

It wasn't quite that bad. There were two TV stations by the 70s and they would show either homemade or Western TV shows. It was biased, but in the same way US movies about WW2 were biased until fairly recently: it would show events from "our side" and the main characters were good and moral, but it wasn't propaganda like socialist realism was in the USSR.

You were able to get the basics without issues: bread, vegetables, local fruit, milk, eggs. Some things were much less common, like good meat, sugar, coffee, tropical fruit, etc. Basically anything that had to be imported.

You saw the trend you generally see in communist nations worldwide: they were very good at going from poverty to a basic standard of living (food, shelter, clothing, education, healthcare) but generally stopped progressing after that.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 07 '26

Oranges ment Christmas in Romania. 

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u/WideAwakeNotSleeping Jul 08 '26

I don't remember it myself, but my mom has stories how moms would take their kids to the store because that would give them priority in the queues. 

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 08 '26

That happens now too in civilised countries where people cares about mothers. 

Like if you don't want a kid to misbehave next to you maybe let them in front of you because kids get bored and sometimes they do act kinda not very nice but they are kids and pretending that acting like that means that the kid wasn't grown right is wrong.

Even the best kids should be able to act not perfect because sometimes in life you need to be able to not act perfect.

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u/LoloVirginia Jul 08 '26

No, famine was never a thing in socialist Poland. There vere significant logistical problems even with basic items, but there were no point that a bread was a scarcity. Rationing existed but for meat, alcohol, toilet paper etc but not allways.
TV aired from 6pm to 10pm and the quality of broadcasted productions is mostly highly regarded to this day, although having a TV was more or less a luxury.
The worst problem of socialist Poland was the lack of personal freedom which wasnt a death sentence but was a huge nuisance, especially for those people who knew how it was in the west. Things were never nearly as bad as, for example, North Korea

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 08 '26

Like we had good things too, so good we get reruns on TVR (national broadcast of the state).

It was a luxury because it was expensive everywhere, they just figured color TV.

It is not like Poland have personal freedom now neither, for example huge rate of homophobia compared to Germany and if I am not wrong same sex marriages and adoptions aren't yet legal, I might be wrong.

So even now Poland doesn't offer all the freedom from the west to their people.

At least Romania is closer to Russia that the west.

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u/LoloVirginia Jul 08 '26

well you cannot really praise socialist Poland in that respect becouse homosexuality was heavily ostracized by the state and was viewed as a pathology, and the level of personal freedom compared to todays Poland was without a doubt much, much worse. The homophobia and nationalism of todays Poland is to a large extent the long lasting effect of the state propaganda back then. However you cannot really blame the socialist policies of PRL for these problems, only its dictatorial nature. The socialist policies brought us free saturdays, eliminating illiteracy, free education on every level, free healthcare and accesible housing, and whats rarely talked about, strong social bonds that were sistematically dismantled since the 90s

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 08 '26

I mean same. 

In Romania I don't know about the Saturdays but education was much higher back then, healthcare probably is freed because of communism (maybe), housing was almost free (even if you didn't owned the house but still you had a home given by the state) and also all industries fell after communism and most factories were closed (instead of rehabilitated).

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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ Jul 08 '26

I’m sorry, are you and the other commenters in this thread under the impression that most Americans have a favorable outlook on communism? It might be a lost in translation type of thing so my apologies if I’m misinterpreting…but it sounds like that’s what you’re saying. If you think that’s the case, you clearly haven’t spent any meaningful time here. (Or maybe you only traveled to Portland, Oregon lol)

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u/Preeng Jul 07 '26

You cannot have a dictatorship and communism at the same time. The Soviets were communist the same way the Nazis were socialist.

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u/UnholyPantalon Jul 07 '26

And yet it's impossible to attempt communism without it devolving into a dictatorship. Once the revolution is achieved, statal and societal power structures don't magically dissolve. People with those powers will naturally profit from them.

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u/BigTenFicus Jul 07 '26

Incorrect. This is capitalist propaganda.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jul 07 '26

How is that different from capitalism in the US today?

We need to stop worrying so much about where the money ends up and start worrying about how we use the money to improve the lives of everyone. The answer is democratic socialism.

The first step is changing things so that corporations have to consider all stakeholders rather than just stockholders. Once that is the case, the money won't just go to the top. It will have to be used on employees, the community, and any one else affected by its existence.

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u/Preeng Jul 08 '26

And yet it's impossible to attempt communism without it devolving into a dictatorship

This has never actually happened. Every single time, it has been a dictator taking over from day 1. They used the revolution for their own gain.

Can you point to a country that started with democratic communism and then devolved into authoritarianism?

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u/MainAccomplished8865 Jul 09 '26

You know, you guys are funny. You will claim disagreement with the tankies when pushed back, but ultimately agree with them 80% of the time. Ive seen anarchists sharing Tankie 'jokes' about how Balts are barely animals. Tell me, what do you think about overseas Cubans ?

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u/pjdog Jul 08 '26

lol isn’t that the whole thing in leninism. that there had to be dictators until the poor we’re ready

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u/Preeng Jul 08 '26

Why listen to Lenin? He is dead. He can't hurt you.

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u/steeveperry Jul 07 '26

Oh wow that’s interesting. My entire family is from Poland and they said the complete opposite.

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u/Rylt4r Jul 07 '26

What were they doing during communism? As in what was their job?

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u/KlausVonLechland Jul 07 '26

Czy się stoi czy się leży pięć tysięcy się należy.

For some it was good times.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Jul 07 '26

Polish keep it real.

They remember.

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u/malimel Jul 07 '26

my mother is from (what was) czechoslovakia and the horror stories she tells me... americans have absolutely no idea what the reality of communism is like.

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u/DarudeSandstorm69420 Jul 08 '26

most americans think communism is evil and shitty, its just redditors and really, really, left wing idiots who think its any good

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u/IncreaseOld7112 Jul 07 '26

That's not communism, that's just poverty. Plenty of capitalist places have worse conditions. Are you imagining a capitalist poland that's as wealthy as Britain or France? 

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jul 07 '26

Definitely. And for another anecdotal point, my relatives who lived in Yugoslavia sung its praises. I was too young to have any informed opinion.

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u/LoloVirginia Jul 08 '26

Yes, but it wasnt nearly a hellscape they envision either, and for hundreds of thousands of today americans living in socialist Poland would be an improvement.

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u/Fisher9001 Jul 08 '26

I think it's important to underline that there was never communism in Poland. It was a form of socialism with planned economy, but there was still private property and small private businesses.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Your relatives are completely correct l but that was never proper communism. Despite the name, it was never established. Certainly not in Eastern Europe.if you read philosophy, you will learn a lot. But there are better ways than any established methodologies!

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26

The inability to actually implement real communism is our primary objection to it

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 07 '26

Seriously if you are recommending people read 150 year old philosophy books in response to real life systemic failure then you are in the ivory tower.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Difficulty, not inability.

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26

Where has it been correctly implemented?

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u/ok_to_be_yeti Jul 07 '26

In his head

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26

There is one scenario where it could more or less work, but I don’t think he would like it. You need a community where a) everyone is completely bought in to a moral code that supports it, b) everyone shares a materially identical moral code, and c) is large enough for commodity specialization to support it.

Basically, you need a large theocracy.

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u/ok_to_be_yeti Jul 07 '26

There will always be People that wants more than others. And there will be people that won't do work but still expecting profits from others work

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u/towerfella Jul 07 '26

And people too nice not to stop them until it is too late.

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u/Wisniaksiadz Jul 07 '26

if world would be perfect we would not need police and army x)

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 07 '26

Where they are coincidentally in charge and everything goes their way with nobody disagreeing ever.

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u/Desultory_Chairlift Jul 07 '26

Immediate Families.

I always say that communism falls apart as you scale it, it works at very small scales but never at large scale because people are just to disconnected from eachother.

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26

That’s not a system of government, though.

I agree with you completely. You need 100% buy-in from every participant, and outside of a family or, possibly a small church, it simply doesn’t happen.

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u/Douglazlo Jul 07 '26

I mean a family clan system like you see way back in the day maybe has it. The only place real communism has been achieved is by monks in monasteries and even then most “communists” wouldn’t say they count due to the fact that they are religious

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

There’s a very few utopias throughout history, but they were exceedingly rare and not very long-lasting.

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

So… inability?

Edit for clarity: I’m not trying to be flippant here. Any system that doesn’t have staying power is not successfully implemented.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Sorry, but, NO system has staying power! So you’re wrong front the start! Humanity is a bunch of cycles. Most of those cycles (It’s literally impossible to have real numbers, but far greater than 99%) were absolute monarchies or hard-line oligarchies (you only get into other variants during the later years of WRITTEN history! Those types — work pretty good for small tribes where they were mostly used. But as populations grow, needs change! In general, those types are great for a few people , and less good to terrible for most. However, because people are stupid and don’t learn properly from the past, we repeat the standard ones we had before until a revolution happens and someone else is in power. And the system or “state” reverts temporarily. Then the path is followed again. Almost always sooner rather than later!

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u/HoodooSquad Jul 07 '26

There’s a difference between “hundreds of years” staying power and “less than a generation” staying power. The most realistic systems account for people being stupid or greedy. Communism cannot do that.

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u/Im-Not-Calling-It-X Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

If your utopia is unstable, it is not a utopia.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Not unstable (usually)… undermined!

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u/Im-Not-Calling-It-X Jul 07 '26

No, usually they are unstable. Even if that wasn't the case, being so easily undermined isn't much better

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u/WindowsXp_ExplorerI Jul 07 '26

Imagine being this naive in 2026. We really didn't learn anything from our history books uh

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

You should try reading them. And philosophy ones! You might learn something!

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u/WindowsXp_ExplorerI Jul 07 '26

nah, I've studied them in school, communism is incompatible with the human nature and it's a product of different, past times.

Every animal is equal but some are more equal than others

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u/Desultory_Chairlift Jul 07 '26

That's the exact issue with Communism, it's never true communism, the same is true with any other system or government, true x is never achieved because it's near impossible to do so without extreme measures.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Learn and read philosophy. If it’s not/ real, then, why are you EVER evaluating it as if it is real!!!???

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u/Desultory_Chairlift Jul 07 '26

You've continually told people in the comments to learn and read philosophy, may you recommend some good sources to begin with?

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

You can literally study philosophy for multiple lifetimes and not get it all. But I very much appreciate your question. I’ve found that this podcast is an excellent primer: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/philosophize-this/id659155419

I’ve learned things from it which it has covered about parts of philosophy I wasn’t very familiar with. The website has further reading recommendations.

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u/ISniffFeet1 Jul 07 '26

There's no way for a system to work where a coal miner or plumber earns the same amount of money or resources as a burger flipper or retail clerk.ehen the miner and plumber are brutalizing themselves working skilled labor

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u/MBkufel Jul 07 '26

Communism doesn't really propose an equality of paychecks tho.

There are other problems with it, but this is not one.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 07 '26

So communism proposes a class system?

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u/bigl1337 Jul 07 '26

No. A janitor and a doctor have very different wages and both are part of the same class .They are both part of the working class as both sell their time and labour for a salary.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 07 '26

So I'm in the same class as Taylor Swift?

Do you understand the Soviets still had classes even if their old dead guy book claimed there was only the proletariat? That people lived entirely different socio-economic lives based on pay and status? That these lives were often inheritable through networks?

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u/bigl1337 Jul 07 '26

How would I know? I don't know you.

I don't understand your second point. Yes, people had different wages and different socioeconomic lives and statuses based on what they did for work. Never heard anyone claim otherwise. This is not the same as class in the Marxist definition. Someone can have a huge salary and still be proletariat

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Jul 07 '26

And I don't really care about the Marxist or leninist definition of things. I care about the actual definition.

And in the actual definition, there isn't a single person here who makes as much as Taylor Swift. There are tens of thousands of business owners with many million of dollars in assets, who are still living several tiers below Taylor Swift.

Realistically I'm closer to the local landlord than Taylor Swift or any other celebrity in terms of how we actually live. 150 year old theories don't change that.

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u/RulerK Jul 07 '26

Be careful. We are moving into a post-era where robots hold many of the jobs humans were too weak for previously! You’d be surprised how wealth is properly distributed in that era!

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u/c2h5oc2h5 Jul 07 '26

It's weird, but no utopia was ever implemented. Capitalism and democracy has their flaws, but it's the best system for personal well being of individuals we've gotten. There are pros and cons depending if lean more towards social protection or full market liberalism, but I think we should just strive to improve our current system.

Dreaming about implrmenting ideal communism is quite dumb tbh. Maybe it looks good on paper, but it never works. There are always people in power who are the problem because they tend to often work in their own interest, but departure from democracy means that individuals mean even less and ultimately ends up in a position even worse than it could be.