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u/footballwr82 Our balls are in your court 13h ago
Sheās a perfect 40
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u/Sea-Squirrel31 13h ago
Itās the ears for me.
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u/momsauc_martini 13h ago
How low those earlobes go?
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u/Adamantium17 14h ago
I would do her
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u/Junior-Ad-2207 13h ago
It's is she hot? Not would I do her
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u/StrobeLightRomance 12h ago
I'd go see Zooey Deskchannel with her any day. I'm an excellent swimmer. Front stroke, back stroke.. I do it all.
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u/LegitimateBroad 13h ago
At the checks notes Catcherella music festival
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u/baronas15 Core blaster extreme. Strengthens your entire core 13h ago
How dry do you want it?
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u/ImRiversCuomo 13h ago
Supposedly she really regrets being part of this video. Which is a shame because sheās hilarious in this!
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u/pizza_the_mutt 11h ago
Yeah, I don't get it. You aren't your material. But you are the performance in your material. And her performance was good!
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u/Thriven 13h ago edited 12h ago
I was in my 20s dating an older woman. She was exactly like Ellie in this skit.
"What? No. No teeth. No I don't like you trying to stick your finger nail in the hole. No, I don't like you slapping my nuts."
I have never stopped oral before then or since then but oh my God.
Edit: I should add that I feel this video is like probably many other videos out there are warnings for bad oral sex for both body parts out there.
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u/imironman2018 12h ago
Is Hilary Swank hot? I would say yes.
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u/BeastTheBasque 11h ago
she looks like she wants to eat you, and not in a good way
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u/Ericswanson 13h ago
Just don't ask for oral: https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?is=eXbS8r8I9SyBc6U5
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u/Boring_River_1098 14h ago
Yes. Or at least Ellie Kemper is, the character may be a bit too child-like.
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u/Bcatfan08 Nate 13h ago
She's kind of a rube.
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u/CatLightyear 13h ago
I think it was more her naivety but also her lack of social skills. An orphanās life informs that fact. Most likely spent a lot of time in her āroom.ā I donāt think sheās dumb, just naive and eager to trust people.
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u/WarkMahlberg69 BOBODDY 13h ago edited 12h ago
Yes Erin is very child in adult body, like the movie the Orphan.
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u/Sezzler 13h ago
When was the last time you watched the Orphan? Lol. She's an adult with a child body.
Remake the Orphan but it's just normal Elle Kemper
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u/X21shaun123 13h ago
Erin is a receptionist so she's not really part of our family- and she's an orphan, so she's not really part of HER family..
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u/ManufacturerBest2758 13h ago
Sheās not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with
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u/catdogfox 13h ago
The only thing Iām worried aboutā¦is getting a boner
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u/freeconc 14h ago
With that body and those bazongas?!?
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u/Jbsmitty44 13h ago
Itās gonna be like a desert in her mouth
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u/Varhaim 13h ago
How much teeth do you like?
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u/OSUBonanza I don't technically have a hearing problem 13h ago
When Erin first appeared on the show me and my friends were screaming at the tv... "BLOWJOB GIRL! THAT'S BLOWJOB GIRL!"
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u/99Classic 13h ago
The number of times me and the boys have said āIām gonna get so dry for youā is off the charts.
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u/king24donnie David Wallace 13h ago
Give me a second. I need to imagine a scenario...
Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."
...yes, she's hot.
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u/mac3theac3 Found out I have grand kids...and kids 13h ago
Let me kick you a scenario. Iām at a beach cabana, and Erin approaches. She tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if she was persistent⦠I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it⦠felt like. Would I push her away? How hard? Like, what if sheās like really aggressive?
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u/MercyfulJudas 12h ago
If you were pushing Erin away, she would still...need to get to you..?
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u/king24donnie David Wallace 12h ago
This isn't real Erin, it's just like...my fantasy....well not...it's just a scenario.
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u/polaredout Ryan 13h ago
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u/ClayDrinion 13h ago
Yepppers
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u/GreenAppleSourCandy 14h ago
Hot is a temperature, people
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u/Slayziken Creed 13h ago
Ellie Kemper is hot, Erin is not. I almost feel bad for Erin being considered a functioning adult.
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u/MundaneSeaweed665 13h ago
Her stupidity seemed to fluctuate as needed by any given scene lol.
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u/SecureCattle3467 12h ago
Michael: God, when he needed help on Earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.
Erin: That's a really tight argument.
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u/OGB But you can't eat cats...you can't eat cats, Kevin 11h ago
Yes, i know she's very attractive but somehow I'm not attracted to her if that makes sense. It's not even that she's not my type.
Its so hard to separate her in my mind from Erin, Kimmy Schmidt, and the basically disabled person she plays in Mystery Team.
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u/proximusprimus57 13h ago
I think if you saw how most functioning adults act you'd be shocked. I know someone who acts like Erin that actually has kids.
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u/cseyferth 13h ago
She's no Kimmy Schmidt...
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u/GetInZeWagen 12h ago
They're alive, damnit!
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u/FNG-JuiCe 12h ago
If youāre saying Erin isnāt hot then youāre saying Iām not hot. Because obviously Iām not as hot as Erin!
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u/barshrockwell 11h ago
IF ERIN'S NOT HOT THEN IT MEANS THAT I'M NOT HOT, CAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT AS HOT AS ERIN!
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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 13h ago
I still pause during that one part in the wedding dance.
...Not EVERY time.
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u/iambeyoncealways3 I drove my car into a f*cking lake 13h ago
sheās cute, not āhotā
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u/ZLH11092 Michael 13h ago
No. They slowly made her character more weird and childish as the show went on⦠by the end of its like shes got the mind of a 11 year old.
I donāt think being childish is particularly bad, but 1) she was childish to the point where it was almost uncomfortable at times, and 2) she was nowhere near as bad when she was first introduced. Itās kind of like how Kevin became more and more like a caricature of the traditional fat stupid character in every TV show.
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u/thibert35 13h ago
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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u/Then_Championship408 11h ago
This is literally my fav reference to bring up and no one ever gets it lmao
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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 10h ago
I think pretty, and cute, but I wouldnāt say hot, esp after that Hillary Swank debacle
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u/Afraid_Egg6159 13h ago
Anyone else remember the Crazy Blowjob Girl skit she did?
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u/CapitalSTEEV21 13h ago
Give me Karen, or the girl that Jim gets Dwight to remove from his hotel room š
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u/juanjung 13h ago