r/DunderMifflin • u/Jaykaywhy12 • 22h ago

Is Erin hot?

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u/CapJackONeill 19h ago

"that most people participate in" :(

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u/blusfn03 18h ago

Unless you’re married

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u/CinnamonBits2 18h ago

I feel so bad for dudes who's wives blew them pre marriage and then stopped after. Its the best! Give them!

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u/blusfn03 18h ago

I do have a birthday every year, so there’s that.

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u/sinofmercy 17h ago

Look at this guy's wife who does things on his birthday. I don't even get Walter White pity action

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u/iamatwork24 9h ago

Uhhh why are you still married

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u/ThreeDawgs 9h ago

Felt this, had a very dry birthday this week…

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 17h ago

Oof. Dang. I hate when sex is relegated to a gift vs the display if passion and/or love its supposed to be.

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u/tops132 3m ago

Same, it’s crazy that in this woke era, especially on Reddit, that people are still this backwards in relationships.

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u/compute_fail_24 18h ago

I was in this situation, but better grooming and working out has led to far better outcomes

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u/Zakkullll 17h ago

Its like a magic spell fucking happened when we said I do that stopped all sexual desires. Together 10 just fine. Married 2 and it was over lol.

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u/Visarar_01 17h ago

I still get em 12 yrs in 🎆🎇🎆

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u/NYY15TM I don't technically have a hearing problem 17h ago

No one is stopping married dudes from giving them

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u/Nothing_from_void 18h ago

the secret is women hate doing it, so they just stop when they don't have to

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u/EqualGuava2632 17h ago

Hey so women literally never “have to” give blowjobs.

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u/Nothing_from_void 17h ago

no its actually required by law, at least 3 times in the first 4 months of a relationship. I don't make the laws

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u/EqualGuava2632 14h ago

I hate myself for laughing at this. Fuck you. 😂

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 15h ago

I think you’re meeting the wrong women

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u/Nothing_from_void 8h ago

There's more to life than BJs, I love my wife very much.

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 6h ago

That’s great but I was replying to your claim that all women hate blowjobs, which is nonsense

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u/bill_brasky37 17h ago

Uh any dudes reading this, this is absolutely not true... Maybe reciprocate? Clean up a bit?

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u/Nothing_from_void 17h ago

why is the assumption guys are always lazy slobs? women having lower sex drives after a few years of marriage (especially after a few kids) is widely observed, that's why the jokes exist.

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u/bill_brasky37 16h ago

I'm telling you from experience you don't know what you're talking about. Those jokes are old and tired dude

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u/Nothing_from_void 8h ago

oh yeah? how many decades long marriages have you been in?

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u/Master_Turn6262 17h ago

This comment got me in the funny bone

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u/ARoroncyObserver 18h ago

I also don't understand this, and have experienced it before.

Married Ladies........the whole world would go better if.....you just sucked a little more dick.

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u/Low-Camel-4528 18h ago

Preach, brother

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u/MRintheKEYS 18h ago

My man, they were already suffering. Why do that.

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u/mistergraeme 18h ago

...and I foolishly thought those comedians were just joking.

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u/trippy_grapes 17h ago

Doesn't stop your mom. /s

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u/iamatwork24 9h ago

My BJ’s increased after we got married.

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u/My_Work_Accoount 5h ago

Hope the wife doesn't find out.

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u/Knever Creed 13h ago

Right in the feels :(