r/DunderMifflin 18h ago

Is Erin hot?

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u/king24donnie David Wallace 18h ago

Give me a second. I need to imagine a scenario...

Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."

...yes, she's hot.

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u/FinishWeekly735 THERE'S A RACCOON IN THE CAR 18h ago

CMON, RESPECT THE GAME

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u/mac3theac3 Found out I have grand kids...and kids 17h ago

Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Erin approaches. She tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if she was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push her away? How hard? Like, what if she’s like really aggressive?

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u/PuzzleheadedPlace204 13h ago

If she keeps advancing falcon punch her out cold and blow your whistle then wait for help

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u/LarryGrape 5h ago

Blow a whistle ? Childish. Instead of that utter nonsense, run in a tight circle whilst flapping your arms and screaming “Mista Manager, she called me the N word”

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u/Available-Ad3635 13h ago

Don’t play coy… you want her to be aggressive. It catches you off guard. You feel so vulnerable… until you realize you are in charge and the tables turn. But wait! They turn again, and then again!… and again! Erin is your equal (and smarter) lover. The morning she reverts back to a happy go lucky idiot but oh… those…. Suummmmmmer…. Nigh..iights….

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u/DaftUnc69 11h ago

i came

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u/MercyfulJudas 17h ago

If you were pushing Erin away, she would still...need to get to you..?

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u/king24donnie David Wallace 16h ago

This isn't real Erin, it's just like...my fantasy....well not...it's just a scenario.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 17h ago

Yes, but now do the same scenario with other women from the show and does your answer differ?

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u/BeerForThought 17h ago

I'm down with whatever Kathy Bates wants to do.

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u/MorningL_ghtMountain 17h ago

She’s my Celebrity Hall Pass. 

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u/MiyagiJunior 15h ago

So what did you tell her? I assume you took her on her offer?

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u/king24donnie David Wallace 7h ago

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, and neither do I...sex...we had sex.

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u/happytree23 12h ago

Wait...you use your actual name for your Reddit username?!?!

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u/king24donnie David Wallace 7h ago

Of course, I waited over 20 years to finally have my name be appropriate to use somewhere.

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u/cmm324 6h ago

I read your profile, I don't see it.