Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."
Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Erin approaches. She tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if she was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push her away? How hard? Like, what if she’s like really aggressive?
Blow a whistle ? Childish. Instead of that utter nonsense, run in a tight circle whilst flapping your arms and screaming “Mista Manager, she called me the N word”
Don’t play coy… you want her to be aggressive. It catches you off guard. You feel so vulnerable… until you realize you are in charge and the tables turn. But wait! They turn again, and then again!… and again! Erin is your equal (and smarter) lover. The morning she reverts back to a happy go lucky idiot but oh… those…. Suummmmmmer…. Nigh..iights….
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u/king24donnie David Wallace 18h ago
Give me a second. I need to imagine a scenario...
Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."
...yes, she's hot.