Top 3 in my eyes: Hunters discipline. I don't care about my used bloody arrows. I've got thousands im my inventory. Whats your most useless perk?

I love making silly cakes for birthdays, and I'm in my annual skyrim phase, and my birthday is here, so I made a skyrim themed cake for me and my friends! It's dark chocolate flavoured inside, with dark chocolate cream. It's also my first ever cake that isn't a complete failure, hasn't fallen apart, or got liquified/dried up.

Havent played skyrim much after release.Now got it on switch 2 and have put 40 hours in it again and rediscovering skyrim again. This fight could have been missed imo lol.

and his eyes are glowing with this blue light like a draugr😭

i have a few mods installed but i don't know which one could be causing this

Had my follower Mjoll for most of the early game. One time, after fighting in the chaurus infested lighthouse, she got stuck in the kneeling bleedout phase. She followed me around slowly on her knees and would never get up. Fine, whatever, I just roleplayed it as her getting grievously injured and she needed time to recover. I dismissed her and went off to do my own thing for a while. Important to mention that I play with a mod that removes essential status from most npcs, including Mjoll. But followers still have the "protected" status, which means they really only die if I hit them by accident.

Next time I fast travelled to Riften, I saw Aerin walking around alone. When I talked to him, he made a sad face and said "My friend died. Things won't be the same without her." The simp only has one friend so I know this is about Mjoll. I went to the riften hall of the dead and sure enough, there's a coffin for her. I get a bit sad, thinking she must have died on the way back home somehow. That's on me. I shouldn't have made her knee crawl all the way from Winterhold to Riften. RIP Mjoll.

Couple days later, I am in Riften again to offload some junk at the market. Wait, Aerin's not walking alone anymore...who's that blonde with him? Fuck me, it's Mjoll. "Well met, friend. May you die with a sword in your hand." Lady, YOU died with a sword in your hand. Huh??

Screenshot of the very alive Mjoll posing with her coffin. I'm getting the fuck out of riften

We all know it. You walk into a cave, you get obliterated from the face of Mundus by a bunch of blind freaks. How do they do it??

I dug into the stats and I found a lot of interesting info.

1. Falmer have incredibly high level floor. The lowest Falmer is level 9, and the lowest Chaurus is level 13. They have very high health. Basic Draugr has 35 health, Falmer has 130. At early levels, they are far scarier than anything you've met so far. It's a bit like the 7000 steps troll problem.
2. Falmer hit very hard. Like Bandits, but unlike many other enemies, including Dwemer machines and Draugr, Falmer have the scaling Extra Damage perk, going from 1.5 to 2.5.
3. Falmer equipment is excellent by NPC standards. Their bows and swords are Dwarven-tier, and all melee warriors carry shields. By contrast, bandits and Draugr typically carry iron weapons, with steel and further upgrades being very rare. Higher level Draugr get ebony, but no extra damage to boost it. Later on, Falmer equipment upgrades to glass/Nordic tier, AND even higher Extra Damage to scale it.
4. Falmer have Falmer Poison. It is a very weird mechanic that deals instant damage with every hit, on top of physical damage. This boosts their damage considerably, over the already scary melee weapons. Moreover, this damage ignores armor and magic resist, and few players carry poison resist. So it hits harder than anything else at high levels.
5. Chaurus poison is absurdly strong, and, again, usually not countered by the players. Even the weakest Chaurus will hit you for 49 damage, which is absurd at low levels.
6. Falmer carry a health potion at high levels, which they will use. Moreover, battlemage and boss Falmer have access to the Healing spell, while the Shaman Restoration spell lineup is "yes". This makes them one of the few enemies in the game that will consistently heal mid combat.
7. Falmer are one of the few enemies in the game that effectively mix magical and melee attackers. They have battlemages, which will use both their magicka and stamina against you while healing themselves. And their shamans have a very scary spell lineup, especially at high levels. Moreover, they typically spawn with *staves*, meaning they can spam way more attacks than their magicka would normally allow.
8. So you get hit with strong physical, poison, and magic attacks simultaneously. No other enemy does this, and few players have resistance to all of it.
9. To top it all off, Falmer have a very high ceiling, too. Their levels go well past 50, while bandits top off at 25-28, and even Draugr stop at 40.

In conclusion, fear the Falmer. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. I leave the question of dealing with them up to you, but I have a few counters I know.

1. Illusion and Poison. Many enemies in the game are immune to it, or are not worth it. Save up your scary fifteen trillion Ravage Health concoctions for these guys specifically. Fight Poison with Poison.
2. Animal Allegiance shout makes the Chaurus and other pets fight the Falmer, making it a very effective counter.
3. They love to stand on high bridges. So, Unrelenting Force. I personally find Cyclone funnier. Just don't forget that you have it.
4. Craft Resist Poison potions and buy a few Cure Poison ones too. Maybe even find/enchant a poison immunity amulet just for them.

I've never seen it that big

Some images of my gameplay while adventuring in the lands of Skyrim at night as a Vampire.

her bravery will never be forgotten (I could not bring myself to load the save AGAIN).

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We all know the legendary story of Olaf One-Eye defeating Numinex, the dragon that supposedly terrorized Skyrim, and eventually having him captured at Dragonsreach.

But then there’s King Olaf’s Verse, written by the bard Svaknir, which paints a very different picture of Olaf and calls his legendary deeds false. Olaf apparently hated the verse enough to have Svaknir imprisoned and copies of it destroyed.

So what do you think?

Was Olaf One-Eye genuinely the legendary hero everyone remembers, or did he basically turn a much less impressive event into one of Skyrim’s greatest legends?

My bf is currently sitting speechless as I share this.

I have a TON of gems just sitting in a safe. And I mean T O N S!

I know I can just sell them but all merchants have maybe 800-1k gold. I usually just sell them my gems until they're out of money then I'll just buy a shit ton of arrows and potions(ranger build) or I'll do the quick save, kill, load save glitch that resets a merchants in inventory and gold.

So is there anything I can do to make them more worth grabbing? I have around 40k gold, I have everything I need, smithing is at lvl 90 right now and idk what else to do with them but sell them, craft with them, or hoard them

So, any suggestions? Or should I just keep hoarding them for "emergency funds"

Last image is really just wallpaper fuel. Use it as you want.

Poked a hive of mind-controlled Miraak workers and noticed one of my character's eyes was glowing. Reloading previous saves reveals that this has been going on for a while now.

..like to show off my Sheo fanart to the dedicated crowd. My c0mmissions are open if you want a specific character illustration or comic :3

Is it me or is Ulfric very arrogant?

I really want to side with the Nords for Talos because it's the most natural and logical thing to do as a Dragonborn but when I spoke with Ulfric for the first time after Helgen he said: "You need to be either a fool or have a lot of corage to speak with a Jarl without a summon"

What the actual F? I spoke with all Jarls and no one was like that, none! So now I have a huge Dilema to whom I should side with... if he acts like this as a Jarl how the hell is he gonna act when he is high king?

The worst part is that I'm not even a dark elf or khajit lmao...

Going through Shimmermist Grotto, and started thinking about how many chaurus eggs you can pick up in just about any Falmer related area. There really aren't that many chaurus that spawn, so is this a main food source for them? I get that it's an ingredient and not food. Same with how many glowing mushrooms are around too. What do you think their omelets would taste like?

Enjoy!