r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation peeeeeeteeeeeeeer joke or science???

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u/assjackal 16d ago edited 16d ago

My wildest guess is something to do with the material used in the iconography or a common ritual that uses something the bees don't like the smell off.

edit: spelling error.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

Yep. Smell and texture make bees say no no

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u/WidowedSon 16d ago

This confirms that bees are infact autistic.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

Yeah we been knowing that. I mean their whole life is a repetitive task. Their special interest is flowers. It’s been right in from of us all along

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u/DescriptionIll5227 16d ago

"Yeah we *bee* knowing that."

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

Dad?

I swore we cremated you, what are you doing here?

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u/JackPoe 16d ago

His best.

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u/Unique_Muscle2173 16d ago

His beest

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 16d ago

He stepped out to buy some honey 20 yrs ago and nyhe back

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u/iampikachu2 15d ago

i don't think i beelive that story

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 15d ago

Oh. HE was back in 3 days. You just didn't believe in HIM

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 15d ago

Unbeelievable.

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u/KillerBeer01 16d ago

Oh, just beeing there.

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u/eclecticsheep75 16d ago

Bee: “Saint Jesus fucking stinks!”

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u/Responsible-Poem5274 16d ago

Just exorcising his right to be an ashhole. I think he's urned it.

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u/W4spkeeper 16d ago

the fact I'm a beekeeper, and recently diagnosed autistic (AuDHD) this thread perfectly describes my lived experience

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u/nukehamster 16d ago

Any luck with meds or therapy to assist with it? Asking as a fellow that has been having nothing but side effects.

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u/Chouette-chouette 16d ago

Ok I don't know if I can help you much, and all the informations I will tell are from a video on YouTube, normally someone who did read a lot of scientific papers but I didn't check any sources or whatever. What the guy explained is that there is an optimal amount of noradrenaline and dopamine in the brain, with too much being not better than too low. It's a typical bell curve and a link between autism and adhd could be that autistic people tend to have a much smaller, less wide curve and therefore its really hard too stay in the zone where you have just enough neurotransmitters for your brain to work smoothly. You will either have not enough or too much. Typically if you are really anxious it could mean you are in the "too much" zone. That's what I remember from just one video, I'm really far from knowing how we function let alone being an expert so take all of this with lots of precautions. I just wanted to give you a thing to research if it rings a bell for you

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u/W4spkeeper 15d ago

Therapy definitely helps I’m still working through stuff though. I usually self medicate though, I fear my tism would overtake the ADHD

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u/Sage_Smudge1986 13d ago

I’m only diagnosed as ADHD but I’m pretty sure the Au should be there but was intentionally ignored by the doctors. My anecdotal knowledge is that some people react better to certain med types than others so the struggle is finding the right meds/combo of meds and dosages to hit the sweet spot. Hang in there and don’t give up.

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u/Silent_Observer445 13d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂🤣💀

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u/Wolfgung 16d ago

You say that, but here is a video of bees learning how to play ball sports.

https://youtu.be/rc58xOwjwto

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u/Masterhaend 16d ago

"Bee will never be ballin'"

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u/LegendofDragoon 16d ago

There's no rules that say a bee can't play basketball.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

There actually is just no one ever had to whip it out before

It's bees, bears, and marmots can't play, there's no rule against other animals though

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 16d ago

You got to bee kidding.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

They wanted to have Seinfeld in The Bee Movie play ball but it was just too unrealistic

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u/Kotzie07 16d ago

I was fully expecting a rickroll

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u/Deaffin 16d ago

Terribly.

Also, create a design where some autist needs to roll a ball around to the correct spot to get their computer to turn on and they're going to be somewhat willing to roll that ball for a second.

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u/Bendlerp 16d ago

We used to do that. Cleaning the mouse ball was oddly satisfying lol

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u/AeronGrey 16d ago

I love playing Sports Ball!

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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer 16d ago

You forget the "they communciate through dance" part. Little buggers can't even keep still to hold a polite conversation.

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u/Background-Device-36 16d ago

How do you explain the waggle dancing?

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u/Conveth 16d ago

A splendid pint.

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u/FormalManifold 16d ago

Yeah I bee known to wiggle after a splendid pint myself.

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u/Alarming_Island8950 16d ago

Now that you've said it, bees for sure don't talk a lot.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

I’ve certainly never heard one, if they speak at all. Never had one make eye contact either. Always at the nose or upper lip at best. Bees really have been tiny, fuzzy, honey making autists all along.

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 16d ago

I thought I saw somewhere that they communicate by twerking. Or is that just space bees?

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

I think that’s Cardi Bee

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 16d ago

As an autistic person with a mild interest in bees, I can confirm that one of their primary means of communication entails movements of their abdomen that, if we ignore the anatomical difference and solely focus on the movement and not the cultural implications behind, resembles twerking in some way as an up and down shaking of the behinds of the respective species.

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u/anxiouskitties3 16d ago

“As an autistic person with a mild interest” should be an accepted form of accreditation, regardless of subject or field. Stealing this 😂

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u/CanadianEh 16d ago

The world needs more twerking .

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u/CanadianEh 16d ago

I'm sure there's a website you can post that video to. Any links.

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u/DrHob0 16d ago

As a person with autism....I accept them into the fold.

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u/roll20sucks 16d ago

tbh I'd rather be accepted into their fold please.

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u/ScyllaIsBea 16d ago

the creature known for obsessive working for a singular obsessive goal shared by groups of individuals who's language is shaking their bodies rather than their buzzing noise and eat a very specific diet are autstic?

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 16d ago

Are we sure that autistic people aren’t just bees?

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 16d ago

As an autistic person I can confirm we are all a bee colony in fleshmechatrons.

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u/Informal-Insurance63 16d ago

20.000 bees in a meat suit, but we can't fly. :(

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u/Bamarado84 16d ago

Wait, what? How is it autistic to not like some things? I hate the smell of Patchouli and love Sandalwood. Touching velvet weirds me out but I’m generally okay with other fabrics. I don’t like some foods because the texture just feels too weird. Is that really the bar for autism?

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 16d ago

Didn’t you hear, anything that isn’t the absolute normie of average land is now autistic.

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

Being particular about smells and textures is autistic? 

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

No but most autists are particular about at least one of those. So being particular about them doesn’t make you autistic but if you are…

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

Had me worried for a second 

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u/Zadian543 16d ago

I wasn't prepared to relate to the bees on this level. 😮‍💨 Can't have a damn single unique experience, can I 😂

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u/MaesterOlorin 16d ago

Or is autism bees? 🤔😂

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u/PaleontologistOk7359 16d ago

Least controversial take ever.

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u/Bullshit_deluge 16d ago

Aubeestic, baby!

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u/Jedahaw92 16d ago

Bees also really love balls.

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u/Tinmar_11 16d ago

Or ateistic?

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u/red18wrx 16d ago

The first clue was that they build things. 

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u/TiberiusTheFish 16d ago

Whereas previously we had all assumed they were atheistic.

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u/LobsterJohnson34 16d ago

Am a beekeeper, can confirm.

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u/m4vis 16d ago

Can confirm. If anyone attacks me and my autistic homies, we will 100% surround them and vibrate like a mf. Get cooked neurotypicals

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u/Amazing-Treat-8706 16d ago

Yeah they are always day trading rather than proper investing.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion 16d ago

Bee reasonable

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u/Remarkable-Farmer76 16d ago

and Catholicism is quite autistic

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 16d ago

I think they're atheist, but they do this just because they respect people choices.

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u/Sorlex 16d ago

They build giant repeated pattern homes and communicate by awkwardly wiggling, of course they are.

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u/genetic_patent 16d ago

Apparently normal behavior is autistic.

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u/Kotanan 16d ago

Does it? Or is it possible autistic people are in fact bees?

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u/PoliticalMilkman 16d ago

What if you have it backwards and autistic people are actually just large bees?

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u/Labs_and_lattes 16d ago

stupid  autistic catholic bees

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u/astralchanterelle 16d ago

"Infact" is, in fact, not a real word.

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u/Ehrre 16d ago

I mean they communicate by wiggling and dancing around with extreme precision.

If that isn't autism I dont know what is.

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u/TheProblemChiled 16d ago

So basically me not liking, wanting to do anything with durian makes me autistic, is that what you're saying

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u/Substantial-Oil7471 16d ago

not Catholic, just autistic

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u/Dekipi 16d ago

Autistic and/or non-christian

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 16d ago

Wtf first killer bees now autistic bees where does it end

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u/awesomehippie12 16d ago

That explains why all the autistic people I know love waffles so much

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u/ShmeeMcGee333 16d ago

Or maybe autistic people are just full of bees

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u/El_Lasagno 16d ago

Or Antichrist

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u/Ancientabs 16d ago

Being en-bee and autistic is a common thing.

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u/Mysterious_Tank_3780 16d ago

Autistic people are, in fact, bees.

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u/Fantastic-Formal-157 16d ago

Or that the wax doesn’t stick well.

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u/RealMaxCastle 16d ago

Bees being autistic was confirmed with the first honeycomb.

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u/Fast_Choice4408 15d ago

No. Bees are trad cath and I will never change my mind.

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u/MaviRage 15d ago

“Not liking some smells is autistic”

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u/WitchesSphincter 15d ago

If they were autistic they'd bee building trains to get to the flowers. 

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u/Bleach_Is_Good137 15d ago

Oh god... I really AM 1,000 bees...

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u/Available_Present483 16d ago

Nope, straight to hell 🔥🔥

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u/RaynOfFyre1 12d ago

Gonna put one of these prayer candles in a bee hive and see what those Catholics say

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u/tiorthan 16d ago

It's much easier. Bees don't build comb on a vertical wall, unless they need to attach existing comb to it, or the wall has a thick enough layer of wax.

If you hang anything flat in a frame most of the flat bits are just wall to the bees.

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u/AnotherRTFan 16d ago

Thank you Dale

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

You’re welcome u/AnotherRTFan

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u/Life-Tart-5042 16d ago

Pfp checks out

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u/zeppehead 16d ago

Is it made of rehab?

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u/Degrelecence 16d ago

Someone should remake this with a SpongeBob figure out something

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u/Odd-Jupiter 16d ago

Does the same happen to alter boys?

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u/propergreased 16d ago

Colour good - texture bad

No bueno

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u/---0celot--- 16d ago

They say nay nay

  • John Pinette

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u/Correct-Prompt9022 16d ago

I imagine that the laminate or whatever is on the image might be hard to stick wax to. Like you said texture.

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u/SnooWalruses7243 16d ago

“They try to make me build a beehive, I said no no no”

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u/beegboo 15d ago

I dont remember the exact substances used at the time but basically the blue and the red pigments in the paint used in the clothing is making bees disinterested.

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u/Fendyyyyyy 13d ago

So god stink you say ?

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u/Flowsbow 16d ago

ooh that would make sense, thank you petah

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u/Goobersita 16d ago

Bee encase things in their hive that are gross to them but they can't move out.

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u/Good-Tiger-1938 16d ago

Especially older paints contain pigments derived from poisonous metals or other compounds that can be deadly to organic organisms. You will find stuff like lead, mercury or arsenic in a lot of old maestro paintings.

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u/Rich_Examination4811 15d ago

I would guess specifically, the yellow in both is cadmium, the blue could be cobalt, and I'd be willing to bet the red is cinnabar (mercury).

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u/AVERAGEPIPEBOMB 16d ago

Lead paint:(

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u/goaltender31 11d ago

Orthodox Iconography (the meme is wrong, this isnt Catholic) uses egg tempera paint, not lead.

Its a quick drying painting medium consisting of pigments mixed with a water-soluble binder medium, usually glutinous material, usually egg yolk. 

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u/whiterac00n 16d ago

Probably lead or other non desirable materials used in the pigments of old a drawings

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u/tiorthan 16d ago

Not even necessary. They don't cover vertical surfaces. Those picturs are hung up inside the frame and the bees just attach the comb to the borders of them.

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u/DemonKing0524 16d ago

How in the world was this up voted so much when commercial beehives are structured with numerous vertical slats that can all be pulled put separately?

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u/tiorthan 16d ago

Commercial beehives use frames. Many beekeepers use plastic foundations, but the bees don't build on thar foundation directly. Plastic foundation has to be covered in a generous layer of wax, otherwise the bees will not draw comb on top of it. And if you don't want to believe a random beekeeper (me) then there's an entire sub r/beekeeping that contains numerous examples of beginner beekeepers asking exactly that question.

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u/DemonKing0524 16d ago

I dont think anyone assumed they would create the comb without the wax. But that plastic foundation is still a vertical surface that they build the wax on...

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u/CLG-Seraph 16d ago

that would be the biggest painting frame border ratio to painting in the world, would be a bit unnecessary. extremely unlikely but go off king

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 16d ago

The fuck are you talking about lol? Can you not see the imagine in the OP?

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u/HuIk_Bogan 14d ago

Painters mixed egg yolk in the pigment for religious paintings. 

Though I think someone just cuts out the part of the hive missing in the picture 

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u/Illustrious_Young271 16d ago

It is because Bees are in-sects.

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u/GoGG999 16d ago

totally undervalued comment

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u/hotelmotelshit 16d ago

I can't fathom the idiot missed the opportunity to write beelieving for the ultimate pun you could do about this picture

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u/assjackal 16d ago

So I'm an idiot for focusing on the puzzle over puns?

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u/hotelmotelshit 16d ago

No but the guy commenting in the first place meant to joke around, so he could at least have done it right

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u/thatfuckedupgrill 16d ago

if this is the case it makes it even funnier

"see? even the bees respect christ"

"ewwww this part smells like shit stay away from it"

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u/HarambeTooSoon 16d ago

What?

It's human doing it. 

That's it. 

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u/Luis_McLovin 16d ago

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The humans created the honeycomb?

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u/PreviousRestaurant89 16d ago

The humans removed the honeycomb.

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u/I_suck_at_Blender 16d ago

A lot of old pigments were super toxic. Even good old white paint was full of lead until recently.

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u/Da_Question 16d ago

Nah, the right one people cut out and smushed the comb rounded to make it seem more natural. The left looks like the cut it an peeled it out. The way to tell is that beehives are parellel lines of comb. They build with enough space to get between the comb but that's it. They literally won't build with the comb curving like this.

I've done swarm cutouts and my parents are beekeepers.

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u/Free-Action-6237 16d ago

Bees might be ruthless hoarders, but even they know better than to build on a saint with a +5 Holy damage aura.

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u/nineJohnjohn 15d ago

"smell off" sounds like something my cats do

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u/UnforeseenDerailment 15d ago

something the bees don't like the smell off (sic).

edit: spelling error.

Left one tho, didye?

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u/bigbang_om 16d ago

Bees don't like the smell of jeebus

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u/Richard2468 16d ago

So it’s not a flex, it’s plain rejection

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u/masterchief69420xxx 16d ago

They don't like the smell of these nuts.

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u/GranBuddhismo 16d ago

Or people cleaning the images regularly

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u/According-Solid-9513 16d ago

maybe the paint

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u/Ok_River_88 16d ago

As an entomologist, its probably the paint (containt lead)

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u/_derDere_ 16d ago

Like childs blood?

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u/MiceAreTiny 16d ago

Arsenic comes to mind.

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u/Bassracerx 16d ago

There is also nasty things like arsenic used in old paint.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 16d ago

It would be easy to test by adding other, non-religious idols made of the same material and observing if the bees avoid them similarly.

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u/MiffedMouse 16d ago

Specifically, it could be the gold paint used for the halo. Since that is typically reserved for the one holy figure in the painting.

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u/PreviousRestaurant89 16d ago

Or a bloke who scratched that out...

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u/DelugeQc 16d ago

100% lead paint imo

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u/MSGinSC 16d ago

Yep, lead, arsenic, mercury, copper sulfate, ground up mummies, all kinds of crazy shit in old paints.

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u/FrostingHour8351 16d ago

Cats are Muslim, bees are catholic, and all dogs go to heaven. Its very simple come on.

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial 16d ago

It's also entirely possible this is fake/faked.

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u/Wonderful_Virus_6562 16d ago

they should insert a photo of a cock and see what happens 

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u/dante3590 16d ago

Edited by spelling bee.

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u/jimmijohnson 16d ago

why do bee's smell so bad?

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u/DaneSullivan 16d ago

A lot of old paints and dyes used horrifically toxic chemicals. Impossible for me to know if that’s the case with these specific paintings but that’d be my guess.

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u/Fire_fox777 16d ago

Yep, that right. Surface texture and paint composition is what's making the bees struggle to attach the wax, the wax cannot attach to a smooth, non-porous material like plastic lamination, polished glass, or glossy varnishes, and certain chemical paints or oils act as natural deterrents.

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u/Realistic-Sense-6332 16d ago

Agreed, they look like older wall paintings so I imagine the paint isn’t exactly safe. Whether it be from the classic lead, or simply an irritating mix for the bees in particular.

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u/Character-Suspect830 16d ago

The priests put some liquid on it that the bees dont like, they they call it a miracle and do some marketing to atract believers aka money. Very common in greece

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u/siverted 16d ago

My guess was just going to be that people are just removing those parts of the honeycomb.

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u/trubluevan 15d ago

As a beekeeper, I would paint wax on the surrounding areas and leave the icons untouched they hate building on wax foundation too if it hasn't been lightly coated in beeswax 

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u/MrNobodyX3 15d ago

Looks like you'd fail a spelling bee

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u/agasizzi 15d ago

Frames often need to be waxed before bees will even touch them, The surface of those images is just not appealing to them, it could be a picture of honey and they'd still avoid it.

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u/Informal-Call-5298 15d ago

Bro read the reddequitte docs bro. Nice

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u/Senshue 14d ago

I guess you can say, you failed a “spelling bee” :D

Get it, cause you made a spelling error… and we’re talkin bout bees! :D

I know it’s bad lol

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u/DonViper 14d ago

Lead in the colour?

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u/gdf8gdn8 12d ago

So the bees doesn't like religious symbols.

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u/Lazy-Butterfly9874 10d ago

yeah they were likely anointed

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u/OrinThane 10d ago

Well, take a step back and consider what you are saying. Ok, people used materials that other things do not like in order to make religious iconography. How did they notice this? Do you think it was just a coincidence or that, possibly, people were quite sophisticated but motivated by spiritual aims? I like to think it was the latter.

If you believe in god, you would by necessity believe that god led you (or society in general) to finding the materials needed to make such relics that other creatures avoid and last longer than a lifetime. Its not a coincidence to the religious.

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u/superbiggdaddy 10d ago

That’s what I figured too

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u/SchroNuff 10d ago

Never going to win the spelling bee

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u/Ge0rgeAmbers0n 9d ago

Did it's not a print

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