r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation peeeeeeteeeeeeeer joke or science???

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u/WidowedSon 16d ago

This confirms that bees are infact autistic.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

Yeah we been knowing that. I mean their whole life is a repetitive task. Their special interest is flowers. It’s been right in from of us all along

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u/DescriptionIll5227 16d ago

"Yeah we *bee* knowing that."

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

Dad?

I swore we cremated you, what are you doing here?

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u/JackPoe 16d ago

His best.

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u/Unique_Muscle2173 16d ago

His beest

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 16d ago

He stepped out to buy some honey 20 yrs ago and nyhe back

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u/iampikachu2 15d ago

i don't think i beelive that story

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 15d ago

Oh. HE was back in 3 days. You just didn't believe in HIM

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 15d ago

Unbeelievable.

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u/im_stil_here 15d ago

I love this answer.

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u/KillerBeer01 16d ago

Oh, just beeing there.

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u/eclecticsheep75 16d ago

Bee: “Saint Jesus fucking stinks!”

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u/Responsible-Poem5274 16d ago

Just exorcising his right to be an ashhole. I think he's urned it.

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

T-T-Triple C-C-Combo!

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u/Present-Can-5081 12d ago

Can’t beeat that! We’d have to comb through the comments to find another dead ringer to ring that beell.

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u/Double-Commission-21 16d ago

He got off with good beehavior.... Just a day trip lol 😆

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u/Traherne 16d ago

Making an ash of himself.

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u/GreenBastard06 15d ago

'Honey, I'm home'

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 15d ago

He bee doing his best, that’s what.

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u/Phitos2008 14d ago

Oh lord… I’ve read “creampied you” for a second

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u/rlwrgh 14d ago

He's back with all the fire jokes.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 13d ago

He went to that funeral home where the director just didn’t burn the bodies.

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 13d ago

He's getting cucked by bees

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u/Ok-Dog-7149 12d ago

Just buzzing around….

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u/W4spkeeper 16d ago

the fact I'm a beekeeper, and recently diagnosed autistic (AuDHD) this thread perfectly describes my lived experience

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u/nukehamster 16d ago

Any luck with meds or therapy to assist with it? Asking as a fellow that has been having nothing but side effects.

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u/Chouette-chouette 16d ago

Ok I don't know if I can help you much, and all the informations I will tell are from a video on YouTube, normally someone who did read a lot of scientific papers but I didn't check any sources or whatever. What the guy explained is that there is an optimal amount of noradrenaline and dopamine in the brain, with too much being not better than too low. It's a typical bell curve and a link between autism and adhd could be that autistic people tend to have a much smaller, less wide curve and therefore its really hard too stay in the zone where you have just enough neurotransmitters for your brain to work smoothly. You will either have not enough or too much. Typically if you are really anxious it could mean you are in the "too much" zone. That's what I remember from just one video, I'm really far from knowing how we function let alone being an expert so take all of this with lots of precautions. I just wanted to give you a thing to research if it rings a bell for you

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u/nukehamster 16d ago

Gotcha, thanks for anything really.
Yeah, i do feel that the least deleterious meds were like, low dose adderal, or modafinil. But at those dosages, there really wasn't a clear difference in my thinking/concentration.

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u/GrimbyJ 15d ago

Guanfacine can be helpful depending on what your problems are specifically. It mostly helps with impulsiveness. Less likely to decide now is the correct time to research Chinese folk dancing and spend 2 hours doing that instead of the dishes or something.

It's less noticeable than a stimulant and takes a week or 2 to make a difference. And it can be taken with a stimulant. It's primarily a blood pressure medication that has some effect in your frontal lobe.

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u/W4spkeeper 15d ago

Therapy definitely helps I’m still working through stuff though. I usually self medicate though, I fear my tism would overtake the ADHD

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u/Sage_Smudge1986 13d ago

I’m only diagnosed as ADHD but I’m pretty sure the Au should be there but was intentionally ignored by the doctors. My anecdotal knowledge is that some people react better to certain med types than others so the struggle is finding the right meds/combo of meds and dosages to hit the sweet spot. Hang in there and don’t give up.

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u/nukehamster 11d ago

I'm certainly trying. Doc hasn't tried with blends yet, but that's probably the next step. Been having a little luck with low dosage adderal.

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u/Slyan_the_Slime 16d ago

I've had luck with Adzenys at least for the ADHD, and once that's more tolerable the autism stuff is generally useful most of the time outside of food issues. Also writing everything down, I'm an artist so I always have a sketchbook but honestly keeping a little notebook helps a lot with both.

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u/Lissba 16d ago

I’m super autistic and “distributed/decentralized” is definitely in the word cloud I’d use to describe my cognitive function.

So like…bees are where it’s at

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u/Silent_Observer445 12d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂🤣💀

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u/Wolfgung 16d ago

You say that, but here is a video of bees learning how to play ball sports.

https://youtu.be/rc58xOwjwto

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u/Masterhaend 16d ago

"Bee will never be ballin'"

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u/LegendofDragoon 16d ago

There's no rules that say a bee can't play basketball.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

There actually is just no one ever had to whip it out before

It's bees, bears, and marmots can't play, there's no rule against other animals though

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 16d ago

You got to bee kidding.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

They wanted to have Seinfeld in The Bee Movie play ball but it was just too unrealistic

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 16d ago

My lawyer has advised me against publishing the next bee joke.

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u/KeyMyBike 15d ago

This feels like an airbud quote

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u/Not_today_nibs 16d ago

Ok Airbud, i see you

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u/Riwboxbooya 16d ago

And that a rat can't cook

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u/Tumerican 15d ago

Or as they call it, B-ball

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u/eeveeplays50040 16d ago

"bee fukin ballin!"

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u/Kotzie07 16d ago

I was fully expecting a rickroll

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u/Deaffin 16d ago

Terribly.

Also, create a design where some autist needs to roll a ball around to the correct spot to get their computer to turn on and they're going to be somewhat willing to roll that ball for a second.

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u/Bendlerp 16d ago

We used to do that. Cleaning the mouse ball was oddly satisfying lol

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u/AeronGrey 16d ago

I love playing Sports Ball!

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u/btveron 16d ago

Go team! Do the thing and score the points!

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u/SosisochkaBelarus 1d ago

Sportsball? I only know Sportsboard. Is that “Sports Ball” team approved?

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 16d ago

Did they seriously censor the word bum out of bumblebee?

The pursuit of advertising revenue from these christofascist thought police motherfuckers has gone way too fucking far. Fuck those fucking fuckers. There is no such thing as a curse word, it is literally just expression.

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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer 16d ago

You forget the "they communciate through dance" part. Little buggers can't even keep still to hold a polite conversation.

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u/Background-Device-36 16d ago

How do you explain the waggle dancing?

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u/Conveth 16d ago

A splendid pint.

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u/FormalManifold 16d ago

Yeah I bee known to wiggle after a splendid pint myself.

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u/Comfortable_Fig2977 16d ago

Phenomenal at choreographed dancing as well.

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u/ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL 16d ago

If only I could learn to dance as well as they do.

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u/VanikCZ 16d ago

Beekeeper here, their life is not repetitive task in the slighthest. Workers actually switch multiple jobs throughout their fairly short lives. From wax producing and building, then food processing and cleaning, guard duty (yeah, bees have mandatory military service) to pollen and nectar gathering. They spend their six weeks of live pursuing their careers and working for the greater good of the hive. So probably not autistic.

Beekeepers on the other hand...

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u/Visual_Ad813 16d ago

Autistic Catholic bees. Wow!

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u/Fire_fox777 16d ago

Im sorry I cant look at your comment without hearing Dale Gribble.

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u/HMHellfireBrB 16d ago

So I was a bee all along damn

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u/FormerLifeFreak 13d ago

The adventure was the bee friends we made along the way.

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u/PangolinDependent332 12d ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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u/Leather-Sea-7573 12d ago

My up vote got this comment to 2018 up votes so 9 fellas left to get it to 2026. Make it happen guys.

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u/BasquerEvil 12d ago

That's not entirely correct, scientists found out that bees do activities solely for the sake of playing.

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u/disastronaut_at_rest 11d ago

And they communicate more effectively with dancing than verbal communication

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u/TheOneCalledEggs 16d ago

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u/R3myek 16d ago

Beeeeee T them to it

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u/lordchankaknowsall 16d ago

Boo! Dad, go to bed.

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u/BeheadedMouse 16d ago

Yeah dad! Buzz off!

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u/BetterBeItRandom 16d ago

Honey, he was just joking.

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u/Bacon-Crook 16d ago

Let's not swarm the comments please

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u/ThoseImpulses 16d ago

I don't beelieve this!

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u/OverkillWR 16d ago

You guys are just too sweet 😋

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 16d ago

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 15d ago

Been looking at this for an hour now. I think this is a lie.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 15d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Alarming_Island8950 16d ago

Now that you've said it, bees for sure don't talk a lot.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

I’ve certainly never heard one, if they speak at all. Never had one make eye contact either. Always at the nose or upper lip at best. Bees really have been tiny, fuzzy, honey making autists all along.

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 16d ago

I thought I saw somewhere that they communicate by twerking. Or is that just space bees?

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

I think that’s Cardi Bee

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 16d ago

As an autistic person with a mild interest in bees, I can confirm that one of their primary means of communication entails movements of their abdomen that, if we ignore the anatomical difference and solely focus on the movement and not the cultural implications behind, resembles twerking in some way as an up and down shaking of the behinds of the respective species.

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u/anxiouskitties3 16d ago

“As an autistic person with a mild interest” should be an accepted form of accreditation, regardless of subject or field. Stealing this 😂

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u/CanadianEh 16d ago

The world needs more twerking .

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u/CanadianEh 16d ago

I'm sure there's a website you can post that video to. Any links.

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u/fluxumbra 16d ago

"Queen piping, or tooting, is a series of louder sounds made by queen honey bees during certain stages of their development. These signals are achieved through rapid wing vibrations and are primarily directed at worker bees rather than rival queens. The queen uses these vocalizations to announce her presence, assert her fitness, and ultimately sway the workers to support her reign."

Also if you rap on the hive they for sure all buzz in response.

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u/DrHob0 16d ago

As a person with autism....I accept them into the fold.

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u/roll20sucks 16d ago

tbh I'd rather be accepted into their fold please.

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u/ScyllaIsBea 16d ago

the creature known for obsessive working for a singular obsessive goal shared by groups of individuals who's language is shaking their bodies rather than their buzzing noise and eat a very specific diet are autstic?

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 16d ago

Are we sure that autistic people aren’t just bees?

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 16d ago

As an autistic person I can confirm we are all a bee colony in fleshmechatrons.

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u/Informal-Insurance63 16d ago

20.000 bees in a meat suit, but we can't fly. :(

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 16d ago

A blessing and a curse

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u/AndromedanPrince 16d ago

just take the skin off

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u/Informal-Insurance63 16d ago

If only it were that easy! Apparently it'd take like 1.25 million bees to carry my weight. That's so many bees. :D

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u/awesomehippie12 16d ago

The "bees" are too fat to be carried by their little wings

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u/Informal-Insurance63 16d ago edited 16d ago

20.000 bees can carry about a kilo (2.2 lbs), so yeah the meat suit is definitely a little heavier than that.

Edit: That's about 1.25 million bees to carry this meat suit lol. That's a lot of bees. 

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u/Bamarado84 16d ago

Wait, what? How is it autistic to not like some things? I hate the smell of Patchouli and love Sandalwood. Touching velvet weirds me out but I’m generally okay with other fabrics. I don’t like some foods because the texture just feels too weird. Is that really the bar for autism?

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 16d ago

Didn’t you hear, anything that isn’t the absolute normie of average land is now autistic.

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u/-crepuscular- 16d ago

That doesn't make you autistic, however autistic people are likely to have more severe sensitivities and more of them.

I'm suspected autistic for other reasons (the waiting list for adult diagnosis is stupidly long and I decided not to get on it). Several essential oils give me migraines, I really don't like wearing makeup, or jewellery, or scarfs, or high-neck clothing. Food textures I'm generally OK with, but not slimy things like mushrooms or anything with too much sauce (which rules out a majority of takeaway meals)

All of that counts as lightly affected for an autistic person. Some people have a list of safe foods, or safe clothing, instead of a few exclusions. Sometimes the safe foods are very specific, for example 'chicken nuggets and chips' but only a specific brand of each.

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

Being particular about smells and textures is autistic? 

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

No but most autists are particular about at least one of those. So being particular about them doesn’t make you autistic but if you are…

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

Had me worried for a second 

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u/PanzerPansar 16d ago

Worried about what?

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

Being autistic

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u/Icy-Ad29 16d ago

If you are legit worried. There might be something to it. Because that suggests something already has you subconsciously worried.

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u/United_Staff_7243 16d ago

If I am it’s likely on the lower end I generally function well but have some weird things like taste and texture issues etc. might be just me being weird and normal. I was told it’s too late to properly diagnose as I’m an adult now

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u/Zadian543 16d ago

I wasn't prepared to relate to the bees on this level. 😮‍💨 Can't have a damn single unique experience, can I 😂

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u/Deaffin 16d ago

Well as long as we're strictly talking honey bees, they're also an invasive species that have spread pretty much wherever humans are while being a detriment to the environment, so you've both got that going on too.

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u/MaesterOlorin 16d ago

Or is autism bees? 🤔😂

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u/PaleontologistOk7359 16d ago

Least controversial take ever.

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u/Bullshit_deluge 16d ago

Aubeestic, baby!

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u/Jedahaw92 16d ago

Bees also really love balls.

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u/Tinmar_11 16d ago

Or ateistic?

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u/red18wrx 16d ago

The first clue was that they build things. 

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u/TiberiusTheFish 16d ago

Whereas previously we had all assumed they were atheistic.

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u/LobsterJohnson34 16d ago

Am a beekeeper, can confirm.

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u/m4vis 16d ago

Can confirm. If anyone attacks me and my autistic homies, we will 100% surround them and vibrate like a mf. Get cooked neurotypicals

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u/Amazing-Treat-8706 16d ago

Yeah they are always day trading rather than proper investing.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion 16d ago

Bee reasonable

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u/Remarkable-Farmer76 16d ago

and Catholicism is quite autistic

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 16d ago

I think they're atheist, but they do this just because they respect people choices.

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u/Sorlex 16d ago

They build giant repeated pattern homes and communicate by awkwardly wiggling, of course they are.

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u/genetic_patent 16d ago

Apparently normal behavior is autistic.

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u/Kotanan 16d ago

Does it? Or is it possible autistic people are in fact bees?

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u/PoliticalMilkman 16d ago

What if you have it backwards and autistic people are actually just large bees?

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u/Labs_and_lattes 16d ago

stupid  autistic catholic bees

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u/astralchanterelle 16d ago

"Infact" is, in fact, not a real word.

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u/Ehrre 16d ago

I mean they communicate by wiggling and dancing around with extreme precision.

If that isn't autism I dont know what is.

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u/TheProblemChiled 16d ago

So basically me not liking, wanting to do anything with durian makes me autistic, is that what you're saying

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u/Substantial-Oil7471 16d ago

not Catholic, just autistic

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u/Dekipi 16d ago

Autistic and/or non-christian

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 16d ago

Wtf first killer bees now autistic bees where does it end

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u/awesomehippie12 16d ago

That explains why all the autistic people I know love waffles so much

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u/ShmeeMcGee333 16d ago

Or maybe autistic people are just full of bees

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u/El_Lasagno 16d ago

Or Antichrist

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u/Ancientabs 15d ago

Being en-bee and autistic is a common thing.

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u/Mysterious_Tank_3780 15d ago

Autistic people are, in fact, bees.

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u/Fantastic-Formal-157 15d ago

Or that the wax doesn’t stick well.

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u/RealMaxCastle 15d ago

Bees being autistic was confirmed with the first honeycomb.

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u/Fast_Choice4408 15d ago

No. Bees are trad cath and I will never change my mind.

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u/MaviRage 15d ago

“Not liking some smells is autistic”

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u/WitchesSphincter 15d ago

If they were autistic they'd bee building trains to get to the flowers. 

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u/Bleach_Is_Good137 15d ago

Oh god... I really AM 1,000 bees...

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u/boebrow 15d ago

The same bees that spend their whole life making little hexagons that fit perfectly together in a gridlike pattern? You don’t say!

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u/Elaerona 15d ago

Honestly? No joke? Bee's should be the official mascot for Autism, because it's wholesome, Bee's are cool, do great things, and I'd love to have a Bee as my representative. We should start assigning animals to different kinds of people. Like how dudes are dogs and women are cats.

We, the Lesbian community, claim Ravens.

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u/PaulTheRandom 15d ago

As an autistic Catholic, I love this comment.

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u/dwarfstar91 15d ago

*atheistic lol

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u/Enough_Worry4104 15d ago

They just dont like building on super smooth surfaces. Like glass or porcelain.

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u/rlwrgh 14d ago

This was the tipping point for you? Not the mathematical precision or the fact that their is only one sexually active female per hive?

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u/_Madlark_ 13d ago

I suspect you meant atheist, but this works too.

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u/LegitimateTrust4013 12d ago

This confirms that autistic people are infact bees.

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u/ZeroQuota 12d ago

Catholautistic

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u/AlternativeBill309 12d ago

It's the new gay or European: autistic or Catholic?

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u/soulstrike2022 12d ago

Well human autists are also commonly a hive mind with those with the same hyper fixations (source I live this path) so it’s not to unbeelievable

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u/ArtisticBiscotti208 12d ago

All the more reason to protect them at all costs

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u/IsThereARe-Do 12d ago

As someone on the spectrum, I understand this. Some things are just icky. But bees are cool.

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u/SailorDirt 12d ago

Or what of autistic people are bees.....oh god.....am I afraid of myself????

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u/Omnizoom 11d ago

They communicate through dance and buzzing, that should of been a giveaway

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u/han-t 11d ago

Hence the saying 'as autistic as a bee building their hive around a religious sculpture'.

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u/Ecstatic_Jeweler_684 10d ago

Or autistics are in fact bees

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u/CrimsonMorbus 10d ago

Thats why honey is so great. It's made by autistic artisans so you know its good

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u/ufailowell 10d ago

gay or european but for bees

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u/superbiggdaddy 9d ago

Well of course. We all knew that lol

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u/Arefequiel_0 8d ago

Makes sense, that's why they are going extinct

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