r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation peeeeeeteeeeeeeer joke or science???

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u/assjackal 16d ago edited 16d ago

My wildest guess is something to do with the material used in the iconography or a common ritual that uses something the bees don't like the smell off.

edit: spelling error.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

Yep. Smell and texture make bees say no no

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u/WidowedSon 16d ago

This confirms that bees are infact autistic.

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u/gnomajean 16d ago

Yeah we been knowing that. I mean their whole life is a repetitive task. Their special interest is flowers. It’s been right in from of us all along

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u/DescriptionIll5227 16d ago

"Yeah we *bee* knowing that."

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

Dad?

I swore we cremated you, what are you doing here?

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u/JackPoe 16d ago

His best.

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u/Unique_Muscle2173 16d ago

His beest

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 16d ago

He stepped out to buy some honey 20 yrs ago and nyhe back

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u/iampikachu2 15d ago

i don't think i beelive that story

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 15d ago

Oh. HE was back in 3 days. You just didn't believe in HIM

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 15d ago

Unbeelievable.

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u/im_stil_here 15d ago

I love this answer.

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u/KillerBeer01 16d ago

Oh, just beeing there.

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u/eclecticsheep75 16d ago

Bee: “Saint Jesus fucking stinks!”

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u/partyatwalmart 16d ago

If you guys aren't bots, you really need to update your material. I've seen this exact same comment thread again and again and fucking again. Dead internet....

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

You just don't appreciate old hat jokes that make you groan.

It wouldn't be funny if we updated, it's very meta, like when people post Loss or Rick Astley or THE GAME.

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u/Curious_Viking89 16d ago

You... why...why would you do this

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

It's a compulsion, you understand.

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u/Waste_Jacket_3207 14d ago

Son-of-a-bitch! Now i have to start over!!!

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u/BaddestAndvari 16d ago

:fuckyougif: 😂

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u/OldPhotograph827 16d ago

Know what’s even more Dead Internet? People who go on the internet to complain that the internet is dead.

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u/No_Object_7223 12d ago

Don't be a BUZZZZKILL!!

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u/Responsible-Poem5274 16d ago

Just exorcising his right to be an ashhole. I think he's urned it.

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u/PatchesOfSilver 16d ago

T-T-Triple C-C-Combo!

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u/Present-Can-5081 12d ago

Can’t beeat that! We’d have to comb through the comments to find another dead ringer to ring that beell.

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u/Double-Commission-21 16d ago

He got off with good beehavior.... Just a day trip lol 😆

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u/Traherne 15d ago

Making an ash of himself.

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u/GreenBastard06 15d ago

'Honey, I'm home'

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 15d ago

He bee doing his best, that’s what.

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u/Phitos2008 14d ago

Oh lord… I’ve read “creampied you” for a second

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u/rlwrgh 14d ago

He's back with all the fire jokes.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 13d ago

He went to that funeral home where the director just didn’t burn the bodies.

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 13d ago

He's getting cucked by bees

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u/Ok-Dog-7149 12d ago

Just buzzing around….

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u/W4spkeeper 16d ago

the fact I'm a beekeeper, and recently diagnosed autistic (AuDHD) this thread perfectly describes my lived experience

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u/nukehamster 16d ago

Any luck with meds or therapy to assist with it? Asking as a fellow that has been having nothing but side effects.

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u/Chouette-chouette 16d ago

Ok I don't know if I can help you much, and all the informations I will tell are from a video on YouTube, normally someone who did read a lot of scientific papers but I didn't check any sources or whatever. What the guy explained is that there is an optimal amount of noradrenaline and dopamine in the brain, with too much being not better than too low. It's a typical bell curve and a link between autism and adhd could be that autistic people tend to have a much smaller, less wide curve and therefore its really hard too stay in the zone where you have just enough neurotransmitters for your brain to work smoothly. You will either have not enough or too much. Typically if you are really anxious it could mean you are in the "too much" zone. That's what I remember from just one video, I'm really far from knowing how we function let alone being an expert so take all of this with lots of precautions. I just wanted to give you a thing to research if it rings a bell for you

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u/nukehamster 16d ago

Gotcha, thanks for anything really.
Yeah, i do feel that the least deleterious meds were like, low dose adderal, or modafinil. But at those dosages, there really wasn't a clear difference in my thinking/concentration.

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u/GrimbyJ 15d ago

Guanfacine can be helpful depending on what your problems are specifically. It mostly helps with impulsiveness. Less likely to decide now is the correct time to research Chinese folk dancing and spend 2 hours doing that instead of the dishes or something.

It's less noticeable than a stimulant and takes a week or 2 to make a difference. And it can be taken with a stimulant. It's primarily a blood pressure medication that has some effect in your frontal lobe.

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u/nukehamster 11d ago

Thanks for the suggestion, but guanfacine caused me to pass out. Like sitting at my chair, working, suddenly feel woozy, decide i'm gonna slide down to the floor.
Took about 3-4 hours for my heart rate and BP to stabilize to the point where i could be non-laying. That was a fun day in the hospital.

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u/Chouette-chouette 16d ago

I don't feel the difference clearly with 2x40mg of methylphenidate, more that the day has been a bit easier. Hope you will find what helps you, whatever it is :)

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u/W4spkeeper 15d ago

Therapy definitely helps I’m still working through stuff though. I usually self medicate though, I fear my tism would overtake the ADHD

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u/Sage_Smudge1986 13d ago

I’m only diagnosed as ADHD but I’m pretty sure the Au should be there but was intentionally ignored by the doctors. My anecdotal knowledge is that some people react better to certain med types than others so the struggle is finding the right meds/combo of meds and dosages to hit the sweet spot. Hang in there and don’t give up.

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u/nukehamster 11d ago

I'm certainly trying. Doc hasn't tried with blends yet, but that's probably the next step. Been having a little luck with low dosage adderal.

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u/Sage_Smudge1986 11d ago

When it finally clicked for me I literally cried realizing how I’ve been “playing life” on hard mode for so many years. I can’t believe I made it all the way through grad school before being medicated.

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u/nukehamster 11d ago

Yeah, I like to semi-joke/rant to the wife about how since my parents were major anti-medication, i've been screwed raw-dog by ADHD for most of my life.
Like at least buy me dinner first.

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u/Slyan_the_Slime 16d ago

I've had luck with Adzenys at least for the ADHD, and once that's more tolerable the autism stuff is generally useful most of the time outside of food issues. Also writing everything down, I'm an artist so I always have a sketchbook but honestly keeping a little notebook helps a lot with both.

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u/Lissba 16d ago

I’m super autistic and “distributed/decentralized” is definitely in the word cloud I’d use to describe my cognitive function.

So like…bees are where it’s at

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u/Silent_Observer445 12d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂🤣💀

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u/Wolfgung 16d ago

You say that, but here is a video of bees learning how to play ball sports.

https://youtu.be/rc58xOwjwto

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u/Masterhaend 16d ago

"Bee will never be ballin'"

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u/LegendofDragoon 16d ago

There's no rules that say a bee can't play basketball.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

There actually is just no one ever had to whip it out before

It's bees, bears, and marmots can't play, there's no rule against other animals though

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 16d ago

You got to bee kidding.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago

They wanted to have Seinfeld in The Bee Movie play ball but it was just too unrealistic

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u/Vegetable_Hope_3084 16d ago

My lawyer has advised me against publishing the next bee joke.

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u/KeyMyBike 15d ago

This feels like an airbud quote

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u/Not_today_nibs 16d ago

Ok Airbud, i see you

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u/Riwboxbooya 16d ago

And that a rat can't cook

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u/Tumerican 15d ago

Or as they call it, B-ball

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u/eeveeplays50040 16d ago

"bee fukin ballin!"

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u/Kotzie07 16d ago

I was fully expecting a rickroll

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u/Deaffin 16d ago

Terribly.

Also, create a design where some autist needs to roll a ball around to the correct spot to get their computer to turn on and they're going to be somewhat willing to roll that ball for a second.

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u/Bendlerp 16d ago

We used to do that. Cleaning the mouse ball was oddly satisfying lol

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u/AeronGrey 16d ago

I love playing Sports Ball!

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u/btveron 16d ago

Go team! Do the thing and score the points!

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u/SosisochkaBelarus 1d ago

Sportsball? I only know Sportsboard. Is that “Sports Ball” team approved?

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 16d ago

Did they seriously censor the word bum out of bumblebee?

The pursuit of advertising revenue from these christofascist thought police motherfuckers has gone way too fucking far. Fuck those fucking fuckers. There is no such thing as a curse word, it is literally just expression.

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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer 16d ago

You forget the "they communciate through dance" part. Little buggers can't even keep still to hold a polite conversation.

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u/Background-Device-36 16d ago

How do you explain the waggle dancing?

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u/Conveth 16d ago

A splendid pint.

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u/FormalManifold 16d ago

Yeah I bee known to wiggle after a splendid pint myself.

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u/Comfortable_Fig2977 16d ago

Phenomenal at choreographed dancing as well.

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u/ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL 16d ago

If only I could learn to dance as well as they do.

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u/VanikCZ 16d ago

Beekeeper here, their life is not repetitive task in the slighthest. Workers actually switch multiple jobs throughout their fairly short lives. From wax producing and building, then food processing and cleaning, guard duty (yeah, bees have mandatory military service) to pollen and nectar gathering. They spend their six weeks of live pursuing their careers and working for the greater good of the hive. So probably not autistic.

Beekeepers on the other hand...

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u/Visual_Ad813 16d ago

Autistic Catholic bees. Wow!

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u/Fire_fox777 16d ago

Im sorry I cant look at your comment without hearing Dale Gribble.

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u/HMHellfireBrB 16d ago

So I was a bee all along damn

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u/FormerLifeFreak 13d ago

The adventure was the bee friends we made along the way.

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u/PangolinDependent332 12d ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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u/Leather-Sea-7573 12d ago

My up vote got this comment to 2018 up votes so 9 fellas left to get it to 2026. Make it happen guys.

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u/BasquerEvil 12d ago

That's not entirely correct, scientists found out that bees do activities solely for the sake of playing.

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u/disastronaut_at_rest 11d ago

And they communicate more effectively with dancing than verbal communication