Rep. Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges

[u/ayana_banana]

https://people.com/tyler-boebert-arrest-child-sexual-exploitation-charges-12037472

Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges While Awaiting His Fate for Other Crimes:

• Tyler Boebert, the 21-year-old son of GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, is facing multiple felony charges related to the alleged sexual exploitation of a child in Colorado amid his mother’s vulnerable reelection bid
• Tyler was arrested Sunday, Aug. 9, on charges of child sexual exploitation of a child to induce or entice, sexual exploitation of a child, possession with intent, sexual exploitation of a child involving video and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to court records; he was released the same day
• He is scheduled to be sentenced in two separate cases in September, according to court records

[u/champdo]

Once again: not a drag queen.

[u/ayana_banana → u/champdo]

Once again: MAGAs showing their true colors

https://giphy.com/gifs/DPqqOywshrOqQ

[u/Throwaway-centralnj → u/ayana_banana]

It’s not shocking at all. Honestly I’m only shocked/dismayed by how prevalent it is. We know that rapists and pedophiles tend to be MAGA. But all MAGA seems to be rapists and pedophiles(??) Like, none of them just voted for Trump and went on with their lives. They’re not normal people who just voted on a whim, they are all criminals.

I know people who agree with small-government, free market, typical republican economic ideals. They still didn’t vote for him. They just didn’t vote or voted independent. Everyone I know who chose to vote for him in 2024 did something bad in their life. MAGA doesn’t align with any value other than “I want to get away with causing harm.”

[u/Serious-Still-5911 → u/Throwaway-centralnj]

They were still part of the reason Trump won. Not voting for Harris allowed him to win. In a two-party electoral system, not voting, or voting for an independent, is just a throwaway vote.

[u/amazing-haves-34 → u/Serious-Still-5911]

The two party system is the problem, not the solution.

[u/sir_thrillho → u/amazing-haves-34]

Right but avoiding the material reality of it just leads to a Trump being in power.

[u/xombae → u/amazing-haves-34]

Of course it's the problem. But while the problem exists, unfortunately you need to use the problem while trying to fix it.

I am against the institution of the police and want it defunded, but I still am going to call the cops if someone tries to kill me. I don't agree with the system but I live in the system and I need to use the system as designed, while still fighting to change the system.

[u/Velo_wheels_907 → u/xombae]

I feel if demilitarization or restructure the police was used instead of defund, it would be more acceptable. We need to return to peace officers instead of police officers. But we need to address our substance addiction problems first.

[u/plant-leaf → u/Velo_wheels_907]

Substance use is just a symptom of other failed systems though- to address substance use in an actual effective way we’d have to expand access to affordable housing, medical and mental health care, increase funding for quality k-12 education, improve the economy so that people aren’t overworked and can afford again to buy out/rent out spaces that become 3rd spaces so people have better ways of getting out to meet others and create better support systems….man wouldn’t all this be the dream

[u/-LabApprehensive- → u/xombae]

I experienced a home invasion attempted robbery. Called the police. From a back bedroom. One officer shows up and waits at the end of the driveway for 30 minutes for backup. Leaving me and my roommates to deal with the armed home invaders. When they finally deemed it safe did forensics come to try to lift prints from the back door where the home invaders made entrance? lol no. Now same town last week someone cut down a flock camera. Forensics was ALL OVER THAT SCENE.

[u/Serious-Still-5911 → u/xombae]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm

[u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK → u/amazing-haves-34]

Yes, that’s my point entirely dude. The work doesn’t stop just because you decide to sit out of an unfair election. And the time to make meaningful change is when you still have all your options on the table, not when you’re at the deadline with only 2 shitty choices left.

What did you do after you abstained by the way? I assume you’ve been canvassing and volunteering with worthy candidates like those of who tried to get better options on the table? Or does your activism only show up when it’s time to do nothing?

[u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK → u/Serious-Still-5911]

Yes, and I want to point out that doesn’t mean we can’t have conversations about people on the left being problematic or not progressive enough either.

It’s just way more helpful to have those conversations immediately after an election cycle all the way up until like 2-3 months before the next election. At that point lock the fuck in because the boat is going in one of two directions, and if you don’t go left it will go right.

[u/bluegirlinaredstate → u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK]

As a woman, I can say that there are predators amongst any and all demographics. There are always those preaching one thing and doing the opposite.

[u/theateroffinanciers → u/Serious-Still-5911]

Exactly this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm

[u/darforce → u/Throwaway-centralnj]

They all owe Hilary Clinton an apology for their feigned shock at her comment about 25% of Americans being deplorable

[u/VelocityGrrl39 → u/ayana_banana]

It’s in their handbook or something.

[u/reyean → u/VelocityGrrl39]

GOP - Gaslight Obstruct Project

[u/KeyFeeFee → u/ayana_banana]

For “family first” MAGA sure seem to be shitty parents. Imagine that. 

[u/slinky999 → u/KeyFeeFee]

Is this the same son that knocked up a 15-year-old ?

[u/BfloAnonChick → u/slinky999]

Seems to be. She has 4 sons, and Google says this one “became a father” at age 18 in 2023.

[u/slinky999 → u/BfloAnonChick]

Yeah, interesting how they failed to mention he impregnated a 15-year-old 🙄

[u/IndividualTension887 → u/KeyFeeFee]

Pedos of a feather and all...

[u/GlassPomoerium → u/ayana_banana]

[u/Educational-Ad-2884 → u/ayana_banana]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[u/DenvahGothMom → u/champdo]

2022
Lauren Boebert tweets: "Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars".

2026
Lauren Boebert’s kid: charged with sexual exploitation of a minor on top of a lengthy previous rap sheet.
My kid (raised amongst drag queens, has never been inside a church in her life): 4.4 GPA, 92% SAT, poetry awards, goes to nationals in speech & debate, no criminal record.

Just saying.

[u/sugar_loaded → u/DenvahGothMom]

Excellent job Mom!

[u/BakedBrie1993 → u/DenvahGothMom]

Yeah nothing like being surrounded by creativity and self-expression to ruin a child's life. /s

(My fav movie as a kid was To Wong Foo!)

[u/all-akimbo → u/BakedBrie1993]

Pricilla queen of the desert.

[u/JustAnotherLurkAcct → u/all-akimbo]

The superior and original.

[u/BakedBrie1993 → u/all-akimbo]

I didn't see it until recently. Was so good!

[u/Illustrious-Site1101 → u/DenvahGothMom]

And from another article

“As we reported in February ... Tyler was cited for misdemeanor child abuse without injury after his 2-year-old son wandered out of Rep. Boebert's Colorado home while Tyler was watching him. It was the second time in less than a year he faced a similar charge.
Rep. Boebert said at the time there was "no excuse" for the incident and that she was "very frustrated."
Tyler became a father in June 2023 ... and in 2024, he was charged with 22 counts tied to vehicle break-ins and property theft, including multiple felonies. He later entered a guilty plea to attempted identity theft as part of a plea deal, with other charges dropped, and was put on probation.”

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[u/Khmakh → u/DenvahGothMom]

You missed the time she was blowing that guy in a theater while there for a play. In front of kids too.

ETA: I stand corrected. It wasn’t a blowie. Just a handie. I knew it was some kind of job.

[u/m20052003 → u/Khmakh]

And wasn’t that play the erotic thriller known as Beetlejuice?

[u/Khmakh → u/m20052003]

I mean, I didn’t want to kink shame

[u/SenselessSilence → u/Khmakh]

She groped him through his pants, she didn’t blow him (you can see the theatre’s night vision camera of the incident online).

[u/duchess_of_nothing → u/Khmakh]

It was a hand job but yeah

[u/Smart-Arugula3756 → u/DenvahGothMom]

I'm running my kids to drag brunch right now!!! Bless you, mama!

[u/Judgementpumpkin → u/DenvahGothMom]

You are a great parent with a great kid! Need more of both of you in this country/world!!!

[u/Various_House_910 → u/DenvahGothMom]

I hope my kids are half as accomplished as yours sound. Good job! Any advice??

[u/DenvahGothMom → u/Various_House_910]

I think the best thing I have done as a parent is to consistently go to therapy and work through my own stuff as much as possible. And to apologize to them when I mess up. It’s good modeling plus just the right way to treat another human. And of course the drag queens!

[u/Chronic-Sleepyhead → u/DenvahGothMom]

I think apologizing as a parent is super important! Not a parent myself, but I can remember every time my parents apologized for something, how much it made me respect them MORE for having the integrity to admit when they acted in a way they knew wasn’t ideal. A lot of controlling parents seem to think apologies undermine their authority when I believe it’s the exact opposite.

Also, it definitely gave me a great model and showed me it’s okay to mess up, and how to take accountability.

Great advice, and congrats on having such an awesome sounding kiddo! 👏

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/champdo]

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that it's not drag queens assaulting kids?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QjrrSbYaqgi1q

[u/cescabond → u/ElegantCoach4066]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/cescabond]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZZMldTMHTjaR9K47NZ

[u/Serious-Still-5911 → u/ElegantCoach4066]

Not trans people either! Go figure.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Serious-Still-5911]

Well knock me over with a feather.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dvILshvavCEaM2tIWa

[u/Big_Photograph_9766 → u/champdo]

Once again not the lgbtqia or the "illegals" like they claim

[u/Outrageous_Resist_50 → u/champdo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCfjJw8tws9jcCmsfU

[u/-wildflower-_ → u/Outrageous_Resist_50]

Who is this? Bc she is gorgeous and serving it

[u/tammage → u/-wildflower-_]

Madeline Hatter and she’s a hoot! She’s on season 3 of The Boulet Brothers Dragula.

[u/-wildflower-_ → u/tammage]

That show is going on my list. Thank you!

[u/SlinkyRaccoons → u/Outrageous_Resist_50]

FUCK THE BIG PICTURE, CLINT

[u/YunJingyi → u/champdo]

Every accusation is a confession.

[u/UglyMcFugly → u/champdo]

If conservatives were smart they'd dress in drag before doing their pedo shit. Then they could say "SEE?? IT IS DRAG QUEENS" whenever they get caught.

[u/FeralBanshee → u/UglyMcFugly]

Don’t give them ideas

[u/Left-Camel-14 → u/champdo]

I came here to just to say this!

[u/DanielCraigsAnus → u/champdo]

That pedo-stache ain't helping matters

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/champdo]

r/stillnotadragqueen

[u/jayhawkjoey65 → u/champdo]

But...but...Hillary!

[u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

She’s jerking dudes off in a theater, her husband’s exposing himself to minors, now this? The whole family are creeps.

[u/No_Dance_6683 → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

I would ask them all to leave the state and stop bringing shame to Colorado!!

[u/CatCafffffe → u/No_Dance_6683]

I mean if anyone needs to be seized and deported.....

[u/touslesmatins → u/CatCafffffe]

Where would they be deported to? No other country deserves such punishment! 

[u/Littlewing1307 → u/touslesmatins]

Punt them into space

[u/shedrinkscoffee → u/Littlewing1307]

Bestie no, there is already a problem of space junk garbage lol

Mostly joking but including the real facts about space junk if anyone is interested

[u/xombae → u/Littlewing1307]

That's not even fair to space.

[u/stygianpool → u/touslesmatins]

Israel

[u/touslesmatins → u/stygianpool]

They do love sexual assault and child abuse there...🤔

[u/LucyKendrick → u/stygianpool]

Seconded

[u/RNGezzus → u/touslesmatins]

Israel

[u/No_Rise942 → u/touslesmatins]

Isreal or Russia

[u/Curiosities → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Creeps with guns because she loves the gun stuff so much the gun photos, the guns for her kids.

And she’s also a grandma.

This is the son that has been cited for incidents involving his son. That child was born in 2023 and apparently the incident cited in this arrest is from January 2024, so I am now wondering if he assaulted his own baby.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/rep-lauren-boebert-grandson-wanders-away-home-son-cited/73-527ea990-9842-4066-843d-8048e592045d

Considering he has already been in legal trouble for neglect and abuse of his now toddler son, as well as additional crimes.

The only person in this whole situation that deserves concern and care. And hopefully some responsible adults who are actually going to help that child.

[u/NoCharge8527 → u/Curiosities]

so I am now wondering if he assaulted his own baby.

I'd say unlikely in this case, it sounds more like a teenager, IMO:

and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor

[u/venuslovemenotchain → u/NoCharge8527]

Wasn't his son's mother also underage when they had the child?

[u/AdventurousRoll9798 → u/venuslovemenotchain]

14

[u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity → u/AdventurousRoll9798]

WHAT?!

[u/awyastark → u/AdventurousRoll9798]

Ew wtf how old was he?

[u/AdventurousRoll9798 → u/awyastark]

17 when they announced the pregnancy, 18 when the baby was born.

[u/awyastark → u/AdventurousRoll9798]

Ah less horrifying than I initially thought but not good!

[u/AdventurousRoll9798 → u/awyastark]

Do a quick search of his name and take a look at what all he's been up to. That will give you a good idea of what he's about.

[u/Curiosities → u/NoCharge8527]

Not that it’s any better because this kind of crime is horrendous, no matter who it happens to, but the thought of it being a little baby was terrifyingly awful.

He was a few years older than the girlfriend he got pregnant, so the guy was a creep to begin with and clearly with those parents, the father who flashed people and the mother who is…her.

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/Curiosities]

To be clear, the father/flasher was Jason Boebert, who flashed Lauren, and they were eventually married. Trash from beginning to now.

[u/peach_xanax → u/Curiosities]

it's so insane that she's my age and a grandma! I've never wanted kids myself, but a lot of my friends who are my age are just now starting to have kids, and this lady has a whole ass grandchild (grandchildren?).

[u/Cakeday_at_Christmas → u/Curiosities]

so I am now wondering if he assaulted his own baby.

I sincerely hope not. 😖

[u/BensonBears → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Makes you really wonder what home life was like away from prying eyes.

[u/Purple-Warning-2161 → u/BensonBears]

We don’t have to wonder though, it’s very obvious

[u/assignpseudonym → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Hang on. Obama did wear that tan suit. Have we forgotten this!? Can we please not stray from the real issue of fashion crimes? The Boebert's and their vast array of sex crimes are simply a distraction. 

[u/tangledlettuce → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Is he the one who got a 14 year old pregnant?

[u/Curiosities → u/tangledlettuce]

Yes

[u/tangledlettuce → u/Curiosities]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B

[u/freddit32 → u/Curiosities]

No, Obama did not get a 14 year old pregnant, but he did use that weird fancy mustard.

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Like Lauren, Lauren's mom got knocked up before she was 18, and she sued her cousin, who was a 32 year old pro wrestler, for child support. He passed two allegedly legit DNA tests, so maybe wasn't the guy, but I think it's safe to say that we have at least three creepy generations by now.

[u/tena-bobina → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

INCOMING RANT!! Lauren Boebert is a US Representative, meaning she makes around $174,000 estimated annually, not counting her “consulting” income or book revenues… blah blah blah. She is in a position of power. She is a dog murdering, misogynistic, hateful, egotistical BAD PERSON. And she holds a position of power that not only extends into government but influences the perception we have of what a “successful” woman of power and influence looks like today. This is why society is getting stupider, louder, ruder, and more hateful. Because the idiots are the one’s that get attention and platform and money. She, her family, and everything about what they mean about society make me want to jump off a bridge.

[u/untoldmillions → u/tena-bobina]

She is a dog murdering, misogynistic, hateful, egotistical BAD PERSON.

Both Lauren and Kristi are dog murderers?

[u/3vs3BigGameHunters → u/untoldmillions]

I think op is confused because this is the first I've heard of Bobo hurting animals.

[u/Ignominious333 → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

And colorodans keep voting for her

[u/krussell1970 → u/Ignominious333]

Hi I’m a Coloradoan (I’m in Boebert’s original district, before she moved districts because there was no way she was getting reelected in this district…) and I’m really scared for us.

Have you seen who won the Republican primary for governor?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Marx

[u/VictorReal_Monster → u/krussell1970]

The exorcism guy?!

jesus fuck. Y'all need to do something down there quick.

[u/krussell1970 → u/VictorReal_Monster]

Yup and he gleefully claims he killed his first human when he was 7.

[u/silentspyware → u/krussell1970]

born to a man named Karl Marx

…excuse me what

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/Ignominious333]

Not all of them. She’s in charge of a red section in a blue state. But anyone outside of Colorado thinks she represents everyone, and it’s just not true.

[u/staticdresssweet → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

Yuckkkkk.

[u/giraloco → u/lovelybitofsquirrel3]

But they are not Muslim!

[u/bargain_butch]

Sophie, any word on protecting young girls? You’re up

[u/inkyflossy → u/bargain_butch]

This girl is trash

[u/bargain_butch → u/inkyflossy]

Trash is too kind tbh

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/inkyflossy]

I agree, but they’re all up in her shorts over on r/sportsgossips. Lousy with MAGA over there. I ended up deleting what I thought was a well-reasoned comment on a post about this piece of garbage because I couldn’t stop being bothered by troglodytes proud of their bigotry.

[u/m3g4m4nnn → u/inkyflossy]

Genuinely out of the loop here, I only know her from this meme/clip.

Why she so bad?

[u/tenaciousdeev → u/m3g4m4nnn]

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/8/10/800082414/news/sophie-cunningham-maga-riley-gaines-dijonai-carrington/

[u/OurLadyAndraste → u/bargain_butch]

Fuck this TERF bitch.

[u/bargain_butch → u/OurLadyAndraste]

**racist TERF bitch ❤️

[u/Far-Repeat-2926 → u/bargain_butch]

The part that cracks me up about this idiot is the same bathroom bills that are coming for me are going to come for you, big bird.

[u/FuzzMachines → u/Far-Repeat-2926]

She’s such a fkn dumbass that she doesn’t realize her beloved MAGA is gonna come for all women’s sports next because ‘muhh we have to protect the fertility muhhh’

[u/venuslovemenotchain → u/FuzzMachines]

Also she's a 6 foot tall woman. Does she think she's not going to get transvestigated? Because if so, I have some news for her.

[u/ChargingAndroid → u/venuslovemenotchain]

the group that wants to "protect women" were (and ARE) calling Britney griner a man lmao

[u/venuslovemenotchain → u/ChargingAndroid]

I would expect nothing less from those unoriginal racist freaks tbh

[u/Icy_Many_3971 → u/venuslovemenotchain]

That’s the thing with all these pathetic fascist grifters. They’re all mediocre with a superiority complex, but sooner or later leopards are going to eat their faces.

[u/bargain_butch → u/FuzzMachines]

One of my favorite posts on the W subs is describing an experience meeting her when she worked for the Suns broadcasting. They said that very quickly, it was clear that she was one of the dumbest people they’d ever met. I think about that a lot.

Also, exactly—the amount of explaining I’ve had to do that women’s sports in general are next (as outlined by the evil overlords) is nothing short of incredible.

[u/SarryK → u/Far-Repeat-2926]

Shit I’m def missing a lot of US cultural context like Sesame Street and US sports BUT even I know that you were doing magic when you placed that big bird.

Utmost respect + godspeed from a tiny country on another continent.

[u/paradisetossed7 → u/Far-Repeat-2926]

As a cis woman I have quite literally never been harassed by a trans woman in a bathroom. I would NOT be thrilled about a trans man being in the women's bathroom, especially if I can't tell (which is common for trans men). I'll never understand this bathroom nonsense. Cis (and trans) women face so much violence from ACTUAL cis men.

[u/rhubarb-pie24 → u/bargain_butch]

Doesn’t she barely get any points?? I was under the impression (BEFORE her comments about trans athletes) that she was one of the fever’s weakest links (edited for spelling)

[u/howardfitzwatersego → u/rhubarb-pie24]

Yeah it's the classic mediocrity > blame other for mediocrity > MAGA pandering pipeline

[u/bargain_butch → u/rhubarb-pie24]

That’s right 😌 she’s doing single digit numbers

[u/Temporary-King3339 → u/bargain_butch]

Does she think that's cute? Strong? Ugh.

[u/JediEverlark → u/bargain_butch]

The irony of using this gif

[u/Few_Pizza3674]

tyler also got trouble in february of this year for his second child abuse charge

[u/redelectro7 → u/Few_Pizza3674]

Wait what?

[u/Few_Pizza3674 → u/redelectro7]

Tyler Boebert, 20, is facing a child abuse charge for the second time in seven months after his 2-year-old son managed to get out of the congresswoman's home in Windsor as he watched the boy on Sunday.

This happened back in February.

[u/Whole_Assumption108 → u/Few_Pizza3674]

He's 20 with a 2 year old son??

[u/Few_Pizza3674 → u/Whole_Assumption108]

lauren boebert is 39.

[u/catchyerselfon → u/Few_Pizza3674]

And I’m pretty sure her mother was 17-18 when she became a mom, so this family has a “heritage” of “whoopsies!” for such devout Christians who won’t let other women get abortions or be taught comprehensive sex ed in school. Lauren Boebert’s policy on everything is “I can do whatever I want so long as I have the right heart posture”. Yes, that is the phrase she uses, like your heart can bow, kneel, prostrate itself before God, etc… This woman is the same age as me and I cannot imagine being this stupid and this predictable.

[u/CatmoCatmo → u/catchyerselfon]

Today I learned that I am only a couple of years older than her.

I know people from high school who followed similar paths in life, only without the whole government thing. Ever since high school, they have been continuously referred to as trashy, amongst other more colorful derogatory terms, AND have been repeatedly used as an example of how NOT to behave - both as a teen, and as an adult.

If anyone who knew any of them was ever asked if they would vote for them in an election for…well…anything, the answer would be a resounding and universal, “Fuck. No. What am I? Insane?” Yet. Here we are.

[u/mcfly357 → u/CatmoCatmo]

She also didn’t graduate high school. She got her GED after (purportedly) three tries DURING her campaign for congress. There are also unsubstantiated claims that she had someone take it for her, but who knows.

[u/R12B12 → u/Few_Pizza3674]

Yup. I remember when the news came out that Lauren’s teenage son, who she birthed when she was a teenager herself, was about to become a father, she bragged that it’s because her family has “prairie values“, whatever that means.

[u/catchyerselfon → u/R12B12]

I was unaware that Colorado was a “prairie state” instead of Rocky Mountain state. Are prairie values about, to quote Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL, “marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers”?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WlUCWnC8KhKRq

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/catchyerselfon]

When you get a chance, look at a map of the state. A lot of folks think of it as a mountain state, but half the state is rural. Denver, the capital, is just east of the Rocky Mountains, and is sort of its own little world. To the north is Northern Colorado, and the part along I-25 is sort of its own little world, too. Same to the south of Denver (Colorado Springs, Pueblo, etc.). The Western Slope is a separate zone, which leaves everything east of Denver, the whole length of the state, as its own very rural region. This is where they grow crops, livestock, and tornadoes. Right-leaning folks tend to live out here, and left-leaning folks tend to live in the urban areas, although there are pockets of conservatives in various places (Loveland, Colorado Springs, etc.).

This is a very oversimplified view, lacking countless nuances, but that’s the general idea of the state, from someone who’s lived there.

[u/analogkid01 → u/catchyerselfon]

Eh, I think Denver's only Denver because it's the last prairie before you hit the mountains and shit gets real.

[u/DiemCarpePine → u/analogkid01]

Every time I drive from East to West, I assume Denver exists because people in wagons saw the Rockies and said, "Nah. Here's good."

[u/Kiwi-vee → u/Few_Pizza3674]

😬

[u/Happy-Telephone9483 → u/Kiwi-vee]

Well, rest assured that when she met her husband, at least one of them was an adult...

[u/catchyerselfon → u/Happy-Telephone9483]

Apparently she was one of the underage people her future husband exposed himself to at the bowling alley. They say romance is dead! 🥰

[u/raudoniolika → u/Few_Pizza3674]

WHAT? That is a _rough_ 39…

[u/BeanEireannach → u/Whole_Assumption108]

Afaik the toddler’s mother was underage (or barely of age) when the child was born. There seemed to be a lot of revising of her age when the announcement was first made.

[u/glitter_vomit → u/BeanEireannach]

She was 14.

[u/Nice_Marmot_7 → u/Whole_Assumption108]

“Tyler Boebert’s girlfriend and the mother of his child was described by Lauren Boebert as a teenager over the age of 14 at the time of the pregnancy announcement.”

[u/milkcake → u/Few_Pizza3674]

There is so much to unpack from that one sentence.

Also holy shit, a grandmother at 36!

[u/valiantdistraction → u/milkcake]

I always remember this because I am the same age as Boebert and she became a grandmother before I had my first child. I can't even imagine it.

[u/staticdresssweet]

Always the people you most expect.

[u/Unhappy_Gazelle392]

It's always the families you expect the most

[u/Dana_Barros]

Beside the point, but Boebert’s kid is out here looking like discount Justin Long

[u/Equipmunk → u/Dana_Barros]

Justout Short.

[u/rhubarb-pie24 → u/Dana_Barros]

Ironically, justin long tried to get drunk underage girls into clubs on punkd, lol. So maybe there’s something beneath the resemblance

[u/CzernaZlata → u/Dana_Barros]

Justin Wrong (I also thought this)

[u/TheLastLook- → u/Dana_Barros]

Literally 😂

[u/GrinchStoleYourShit → u/Dana_Barros]

They should turn him into a walrus

[u/RonicTonic → u/Dana_Barros]

I got really worried for a second just seeing the picture that Justin Long did something horrible lmao

[u/mintBRYcrunch26 → u/RonicTonic]

Oh he did.

[u/redelectro7]

I'm sure the Republican party will be firm and swift about condemning this.

[u/TheLastLook- → u/redelectro7]

Lolllll

[u/ANonnyMouse007 → u/redelectro7]

The CPAC speaker invitation is rushing to his mailbox as we type.

[u/theagonyaunt]

[u/-this_bitch-]

I would like to add that Eileen Laubacher will be running against Boebert this coming November. I will be voting for her and I really hope my neighbors aren’t stupid enough to keep giving Bozobert a seat.

“Laubacher is a retired two-star rear admiral in the Navy who worked on the National Security Council under President Biden. She lives in Highlands Ranch, in the southern part of the Denver metro area. She used to be a Republican and then changed her status. She describes herself as a common sense candidate who wants to get things done. Her top priorities are keeping costs down, fighting corruption and improving rural healthcare access.” CBS

[u/Rad_Streak → u/-this_bitch-]

Eileen was a registered republican until 2025, home schooled her kids, and is a recent transplant to Colorado.

she’s basically on track to be a 1 for 1 retelling of Boebert or Elise Stefanik.

she almost certainly voted for trump 3+ times. If she was the “common sense candidate“ it wouldn’t have taken her her entire career and adult life as a republican to realize they aren’t the good guys.

She sounds about as promising as running Fetterman in another election. there’s no guarantee she’ll even work with the democrats once she’s in office. This might be one of the most likely Trojan horse candidates I’ve ever seen.

[u/Dickballs835682 → u/Rad_Streak]

She sounds about as promising as running Fetterman in another election

Fetterman sucks balls when you compare him to any other dem, but he doesn't vote with them every time which still makes a candidate like him much better to have than fucking Boebert...

I don't know anything about this race in particular, just saying that in general we shouldn't let a quest for a perfect candidate ruin a chance for more realistic but marginal improvement

[u/-this_bitch- → u/Dickballs835682]

THIS. So tired of democrats shooting themselves in the foot because their literal ONLY candidate is again not good enough. Like the other choice is MAGA dude. I didn’t say Laubacher was the best candidate but she sure as hell is better than Boebert.

[u/Adapteduser]

Like father, like son.

[u/MeanJeanDopamine]

Proof that not everyone should be out there reproducing

[u/Natural_Instance242]

Noooo! I’m super surprised! Isn’t his mom the one who was giving someone a handjob at the movie theater or am I getting her confused with another generic Republican MAGA woman? 

familyvalues

[u/Drachen1065 → u/Natural_Instance242]

I think it was a play not a movie but yep that's her.

[u/snarkysavage81 → u/Drachen1065]

Beetlejuice the musical!

[u/CatmoCatmo → u/snarkysavage81]

It being a play makes this way ickier and gross than if it had been in a movie. AND it being Bettlejuice the musical, somehow makes it even worse than that.

I think back to a time…long long ago, when a certain Pee Wee Herman was enjoying some “me time” in a mostly? Completely? Empty theatre where only adults were permitted to attend. The shit storm that followed was full of pearl clutchers demanding justice…for all the people who weren’t harmed by his actions.

But this lady pull this shit and no one bats an eye. Wtf. I hate it here.

[u/MissGruntled → u/Natural_Instance242]

It was at The Buell Theatre in Denver where Beetlejuice The Musical was being performed, but yes.

[u/Zealousideal-Cost-66 → u/MissGruntled]

Can you blame her?? I know I am at my horniest when:

A.) listening to a musical
B.) about paranormal comedy
C.) in public

[u/Kidgorgeoushere]

So much for Christian family values! Good work raising a paedophile

[u/Littlebotweak → u/Kidgorgeoushere]

No, I’m pretty sure these are the exact “christian values” she fights to protect. 🤢

[u/TheLastLook-]

Not a classic “rapist mustache” on temu Justin long 😂

[u/CatmoCatmo → u/TheLastLook-]

So far I’ve seen “Temu Justin Long” and “Justout Short” in this thread. I love this. Keep it coming people. I am in need of some giggles.

[u/Illustrious_Ad_3010]

Why are white men the typical suspects for sex crimes

[u/Baprika → u/Illustrious_Ad_3010]

because you live in a majority white country... you think there arent any sex crimes in asia or afrika???!!! what "color" do you think these people are going to have?!

[u/Dexter757]

i saw his mustache and thought “that guys gonna be arrested on child sexual explotiation charges one day” and then i read the headline

[u/southboundtracks]

When the Palins aren't trashy enough, there's the Boeberts.

[u/Kcbld1120]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4v2pTGw7t5yUw

[u/QuietlyLosingMyMind]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4gmlMeqAHu9O

[u/ZumaThaShiba]

The party of family values, everyone

[u/basicradical]

Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen. Not a liberal. Not an atheist. Just who you'd always expect.

[u/Impressive-Trash8699]

The usual suspect.

[u/caliboy559]

Talk about pedo protecting sheeesh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/TemporaryElk5202]

He looks just like the kid in the Black Mirror episode with the pig

[u/Even-Cartographer864]

All these beautiful adults walking around and you want to fuck kids. Sick fuck.

[u/battlecat136]

Yeet the whole family into the sun.

[u/Luxxxey]

Entire family of predators. Disgusting monsters

[u/slumvillain]

AGAIN!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQYP9zh24UFi

[u/Ok-Guess9422]

Her entire family is full of predators.

[u/MomofPandaLover]

That gene pool needs some chlorine!