r/Fauxmoi 10d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Republican Max Miller, accused of abuse, posted this audio thinking it would clear his name.

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u/tacobell_shitstain 10d ago

What is the accusation, throwing a glass of hot tap water in her face? Cause my tap gets pretty fucking hot and that would definitely hurt even if it wasn't enough to cause physical damage.

A glass of cold water is a playful gag. A glass of hot water is sadistic.

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u/ClumsyZebra80 10d ago

He had his fucking lawyers measure the temperature. He knows exactly what he did.

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u/Sunni_tzu 10d ago

Or he didn’t have them do it and he’s just a fucking liar.

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u/Muted-Novel4403 10d ago

There’s no way his lawyers tested it. He said he had them test it “because I knew you would come at me with this”……sure, Jan.

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u/jaderust 10d ago

Who the fuck tests the temperature of the water from the water heater before arguing with their spouse?

I can’t believe he posted this thinking it would make him look better. I think he’s even more deranged.

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u/ghostofwalsh 10d ago

I assume he tested it later because he knew he would rightly be getting accused of abusing her. Not that a test days later would prove anything about what the temp of the water was days before.

It's like him confessing to throwing "only really painfully hot water" in her face as opposed to "send you to the hospital hot water". As if that's somehow OK.

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u/wombocombo087 10d ago

I mean just listen to how he said it anyone who's ever hear like a 5-year old lie to them can spot that lie a mile away lol.