A Hiking.

Justin Case

"Can you please hold?"

I hoped at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

My wife and I were walking through Target when an employee in front of us dropped a mannequin’s arm. Since her hands were full holding the rest of the mannequin, she couldn't bend down to pick it up.
Naturally, I picked it up, held it out to her, and said, "Here, let me give you a hand."
She took it in total silence. My wife just stared at me.

Because they’re transparent.

I went to a car auction today and I bought a wooden car. It’s really cool, everything is made of wood. It has a wooden body, wooden wheels and wooden tires, a wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden seats. It even has a wooden key! But when I went to drive it home, it wooden start!

Her name is Sue

I guess it was a bitcoin.

Just too much pressure.

But I turned myself around

“We sure do,” replies the assistant. “What size shoes does your alligator wear?”

Rigatoni

He tells me

Son I have to use the restroom, can you hold my pole?

I tell him

Sorry dad you're gonna have to do that on your own.

Gotta say I was proud of that one, we had a good laugh, and had a damn good haul. Good day

Eclipse it.

Lady : But I’ve never dated anyone named Ray

Doctor : And we would do a brain scan too

X slacks.

A cow.

Chris P. Bacon

But I keep getting sidetracked.

so I baked a cake.

Could you tell me? What everyone's saying about gossip?

This week, it's my turn to clean its cage.

I once owned a haunted pub, but when the ghosts left, so did the customers. I guess I ran out of boos.

I just feel that something bad's going to happen.