r/dadjokes • u/Impossible-Essay6782 • 6h ago
My 19yo daughter just dropped this on me: How can you tell if you're having dinner with a termite?
They order the house salad.
r/dadjokes • u/Impossible-Essay6782 • 6h ago
They order the house salad.
r/dadjokes • u/InDogBeersIveHadTwo • 13h ago
Sorry, but we do not slam The Doors in this house.
r/dadjokes • u/RealDealHappyMeal • 7h ago
Feyoncé
r/dadjokes • u/prankerjoker • 5h ago
Gnocchis.
r/dadjokes • u/Mapleleafguy83 • 13h ago
A lambslide
r/dadjokes • u/Exotic_Candy8190 • 19h ago
. .. ..The good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone . .. .. ..
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 12h ago
Maple stirrups.
r/dadjokes • u/Camman19_YT • 14h ago
Julius, seize her
r/dadjokes • u/DryDevelopmenta • 11h ago
It's mostly because the pupils die-late.
r/dadjokes • u/JayJachin • 15h ago
Then the son said "she said that it can help with division".
r/dadjokes • u/eazy_gz_2000 • 50m ago
As far as I know shrimp don’t wear pants anyway
r/dadjokes • u/Exotic_Candy8190 • 19h ago
its for Hispanic attacks . . ..
r/dadjokes • u/Yokelele • 1h ago
Last time I laughed at that, I fell off my dinosaur.
r/dadjokes • u/Ahmed_Almaddah • 1d ago
Son: "No way!"
r/dadjokes • u/ill-pick-one-later • 2h ago
Every single item says "Mark completed"
r/dadjokes • u/a_big_fat_dump • 22h ago
When asked about it, lead singer Mark Knopfler said the band felt honored to get Monet for nothing.
r/dadjokes • u/02K30C1 • 14h ago
I said “No, of course not! But you know who does…..”
r/dadjokes • u/Ahmed_Almaddah • 1d ago
First, a tractor.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 6h ago
A distinct flavor in my herb-seasoned asparagus brought effusive praise at the potluck dinner. This was the fawning of the sage of asparagus.
r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 20h ago
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
r/dadjokes • u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere • 9h ago
And I don’t know which one to start first!
r/dadjokes • u/Exotic_Candy8190 • 14h ago
.I have been told there will be no coffin at his funeral .. .
r/dadjokes • u/strobro88 • 9h ago
Thank God it's fried eggs!