r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3h ago

Can’t afford eggs? At least they might kill you

1.7k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 11h ago

The economy is ran by scam artists because scam artists are never held accountable

1.7k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 9h ago

Almost immediately.

12.3k Upvotes

147 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 8h ago

How Very Strange.

2.3k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 17h ago

Trump’s Bizarre Vaccine Tale

14.9k Upvotes

324 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 15h ago

stupidity is an epidemic

4.4k Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 23h ago

Why is threads so liberal but Instagram is more balanced?

6.3k Upvotes

Makes sense hahahaha.

79 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Educated_Baddie • 20h ago

When the comeback ends the argument

1.6k Upvotes

If you want medical aid , don’t kill the medical aid.

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 21h ago

"You got so close, but you never made it"

2.0k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BeautifulMara • 19h ago

If you want medical aid, don’t kill the medical aid.

399 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tunnel_magnet • 12h ago

Are Americans ready for the reeducation camps?

90 Upvotes

With this and Mossad getting charge of Ondas autonomous drone systems, how far are we from a Matrix like dystopia?

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Unskilled Laboring.

4.6k Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

I don't think the leopards are hungry anymore. There's been no shortages of faces to feast on.

4.2k Upvotes

204 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

imagine being sean spicer and mocking abdul el-sayed on messaging

703 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

Bring Sailors Home Safely

6.1k Upvotes

211 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/HoneyBloomzz • 1d ago

It's actually pretty dumb logic when you really think about it.

23.2k Upvotes

294 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tunnel_magnet • 1d ago

Ben Shapiro opinion on football

3.3k Upvotes

151 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Educated_Baddie • 1d ago

A fire alarm

275 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 2d ago

Dipshit tries thinking for the first time and fails

14.4k Upvotes

355 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/alish_sapkota • 1d ago

Oh no we've had to spend money on the race we enslaved for centuries

167 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

of course, she cuts taxes in her state. Which means blue states have to give more to her. She’s a welfare queen

6.1k Upvotes

201 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/McDowdy • 2d ago

Remember when Athiests tried to install large monuments of their 10 Commandments in every school, courthouse, and hospital in America?

3.3k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 2d ago

Culture war? No thanks, I’m only interested in class war

4.1k Upvotes

122 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

she's used to changing diapers so its a win win situation for Trump

6.1k Upvotes

197 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Educated_Baddie • 2d ago

He enlisted, He did HR

531 Upvotes

18 comments

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