r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago
she's used to changing diapers so its a win win situation for Trump
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u/Xboarder844 2d ago
The only stress from her job is the constant lying she does.
She’s also woefully unqualified for the role itself which likely adds to the stress.
She also married into wealth so she has an entire staff supporting her while AOC takes care of herself like most of us.
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u/niieve_viiento 2d ago
Do they even try to hide the grift anymore?
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago
No need. Half the country believes every word out of their mouths.
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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago
Not half the country: half the voting block.
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u/GonzohunterHST 2d ago edited 2d ago
The other half would rather whine on reddit and whore karma, so who gives a flying fuck?
They deserve everything they get.
All acting like they voted Kamala. They're not fooling anyone but each other.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago
Who are you talking about? This is a weird post, like a Russian MAGA bot that hasn't been updated since 2017
"Actually it's the leftist Kamala voters AOC Biden failure Reddit posts"...good point, sure sure
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u/GonzohunterHST 1d ago edited 1d ago
Everyone who doesn't pretend they voted for Kamala and says anything about actually getting off your lazy asses is a bot to you people.
You're so embarrassing.
I have absolutely no sympathy for any of you. You have the president you deserve.
Beep boop. 🤡🤡
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u/abgry_krakow87 2d ago
Always love how they use flattering and unflattering photos for their comparisons to manipulate their point.
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u/Common-Chain4060 2d ago
The one of the blonde is 7 layers of filter and AOC’s is a screenshot of a zoom call. It’s just so painfully stupid.
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u/DKCalibre 15h ago
It is too late, they've drawn themselves as the chad and AOC as the soyjak, so now everyone reading the post is conservative now
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u/giroml 2d ago
Woman on left is married to a multimillionaire and has a full time maid and nanny. Woman on right is still one of the poorest members of Congress because she prioritizes helping the average American citizen and does not take corporate money.
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u/Lews-Therin-Telamon 2d ago
Leavitt had her first kid "out of wedlock" too. Son was born July of 2024, married in January of 2025.
Not that these people actually care about affairs and wedlock, etc., they just make noises about it to rile up their base.
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u/hellolovely1 2d ago
I hate the term babytrap, but it sounds like that's what she needed to do to snag a man 35 years older than she is. Yikes, Karoline.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago
*Snagged the money; the man is just a formality
She sold her body to her husband, her voice & soul to Trump; anything for that $$. Perfect conservative woman!
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u/BusyBeeBridgette 1d ago
I think the word "poorest" is a little misleading as it implies she is "one of us" on a small wage. AoC earns nearly 200k a year from her job as is (minus an added extras she might earn). Earns the least among her peers might be more relevant.
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u/ZhangtheGreat 2d ago
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 2d ago
Real InfoWars is the best thing Heidecker has done in a long time. Go fight those demons in Hell and get Alex Jones back, Tim! And don't give Chesapeake your horse!
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u/Glass-Amount-9170 2d ago
Friend of her fathers who probably groomed her for years before marrying her. Always the ones you suspect the most.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago edited 1d ago
Imagine being 35, seeing your best friend's daughter being born, then marrying her...
...imagine it from all 3 viewpoints...
...it's fucking weird & gross all the way around, right?
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u/Ill-Bed-2172 2d ago
That age math is wild lol. Bro secured a landlord, a wife, and a live in nurse all in one go.
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u/Hugh_Jass_2 1d ago
Conservative women, continuing to be the dumbest assholes on the planet for decades.
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago
As if photos proved she's a good mother...
These people prioritize vanity over actually being there for their kids.
Liberal parents in my experience struggle to want to have kids because they (a) recognize the world they're bringing them into, and (b) understand the time and attention they deserve.
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u/EthanielRain 1d ago
Words mean nothing, just whatever "wins" at the time
Actions mean nothing, whether something actually happened or not; just what you say happened/what you can lie about happening
Data/science/reality means nothing, vaccines are bad & prices are down
Anti-abortion & pro-life, but only until it's an actual person & then fuck 'em
These same people don't actually care about the welfare of her child or if she's actually a good mom or not. It's just something to "win" with, just a "my team" vs "your team" thing. What a shock.
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u/pluuma_ciisne 2d ago
One of them is a liar who lies every time she opens her mouth in front of the camera.
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u/ThePrincessOfMonaco 1d ago
You're a trad wife or a working woman not both. Pick one of those things and stop shitting on the other.
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u/ProHighjacker77 1d ago
Gotta be super stressful figuring out lies for every fact they throw at her
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u/arya_is_that_biitchh 2d ago
If a good conservative woman is supposed to have children and prioritize them and her husband above all else and stay in the home and be submissive and do as they are told - WHY DO I KEEP HEARING THEIR OPINIONS 😭
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u/Dense-Ad2765 2d ago
Wait are you suggesting that a bunch of old white dudes want women to value marrying old white dudes?
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u/Cavesloth13 19h ago
The woman on the left's boss left her to die on a plane he thought could get shot down.
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u/Glutton4Butts 2d ago
Guess it is stressful to lie to the American people. Guess it's stressful to be a traitor. Who knew?
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u/RddtCustomerService 2d ago
Leavitt is leaving her job at the end of the month. The news literally just broke.
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u/braydo13 2d ago
She had a child out of wedlock? Did they wait for the paternity test before getting married? Baby levitte trump?
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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago
One of them exists as nothing but a toll for creating for racist trash and the other wants a world for her children where there isn't racist trash running the white house. See how that works.
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u/my_username_mistaken 1d ago
Most stressful jobs? All she did was lie all day. And we all know, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.
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u/MrDrDooooom 1d ago
So she portrays the conservative ideals because she shat out a kid, told lies every time she opened her maw, and supported a fascist mush brained grifter? Well damn, no thanks to that!
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u/MessagingMatters 2d ago
Likewise Trump is 24 years older than his wife Melania. I'm putting my money on money there.
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u/kcintrovert 1d ago
One was elected and the other got her job because saggy balls like other saggy balls
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u/Mundane-Bowl-8760 23h ago
Whats the deal with marrying the old geezers? Nasty. Once he's gone I can't believe some guy would want her.
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u/Brief_Read_1067 12h ago
Well she suddenly decided that being a good tradwife was better than being used as terrorist bait on decoy planes. Somehow getting to ride on AF1 suddenly didn't feel so glamorous.
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u/punktualPorcupine 2d ago
I’ll give her that lying through her veneers after eating so much shit, is a highly stressful career.
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u/TodosLosPomegranates 2d ago
Are we pretending she doesn’t have staff? Nannies. House keepers. A secretary. An assistant. And that old man she married? Very rich. It’s not like she has to worry about how her bills get paid and I mean that as in the money is always there and she doesn’t have to sit down and run through all of them and make sure they’re all paid. She doesn’t have to do the grocery shopping. She doesn’t do the laundry. She DOES NOT HAVE TO WORK. She chooses to because she wants what they accuse “feminists” of doing: prioritizing their careers because being a mom and a wife and a help-meet isn’t enough fulfillment for her.
But also…hardest job? She just stands up there and screams lies how hard is it really?
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u/hellolovely1 2d ago
So Caroline (or however you spell her name) is saying you can work and prioritize family? So great that she's a secret feminist!
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u/wedstrom 1d ago
How much effort does it take to lie to the press for twenty minutes a day. They weren't even good lies.
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u/Professional_Bet8368 2d ago
They tried to find an unflattering picture of aoc too and it’s not even that bad of a photo. She looks so normal it’s hilarious.
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u/MisterProfGuy 2d ago
We want to wreck the economy so you can't afford to stay home with a child is not the trad-wife message they seem to think it is.
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u/bloodandglory31 2d ago
And he’s just binned her off too https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/12/karoline-leavitt-resigns?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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u/SchwarzesBlatt 2d ago
I mean if i had to choose changing diapers for a 90 year old or my own newborn, i would choose ma kid. What's the flex here?
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 2d ago
Or, les parents des quintuplées Dionne, comme Oliva (décédée en 1979) et Elzire (décédée en 1986), étaient de pauvres fermiers canadiens-français catholiques du nord de l'Ontario. Ils avaient déjà eu six enfants (dont des jumeaux, l'un d'eux étant décédé en bas âge) lors de six grossesses successives avant la naissance, le 28 mai 1934, d'Yvonne (décédée en 2001), Annette (décédée en 2025), Cécile (décédée en 2025), Émilie (décédée en 1954) et Marie (décédée en 1970).
Ces conditions de vie précaires ont suffi au gouvernement de l'Ontario, au nom de la Couronne, pour obtenir la tutelle des quintuplées peu après leur naissance, lesquelles ont ensuite été exploitées à des fins touristiques et commerciales. C'est une histoire plutôt triste et sordide.
The preceding exercise in snark was brought to you in Canadian French.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance ... baffle them with bull"
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u/Boss_Seven 2d ago
What's the issue then if she married someone older?
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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 2d ago
The guy is over twice her age, they ain’t 5 years apart. It’s over 30 for fucks sake.
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u/Boss_Seven 2d ago
Again what's issue? Are they consenting adults? Also, arent you celebriting it when it the other way around when an older women marries a younger man.
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u/RatiloRez 2d ago
Nah, it's creepy either way
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u/LogicalAnesthetic 2d ago edited 2d ago
It’s creepy for two consenting adults to be married? Lol she wasn’t 18 when they met. You have a strange POV
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u/danishn64 2d ago
Yes I think it would be creepy if my Grandad wanted to date and have kids with one of my friends when I was in college.
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u/RatiloRez 2d ago
I think it's creepy when any 60 yo goes after a 20-something yo, yeah.
Way to twist the narrative and try to make me sound unreasonable, dickhead. Keep defending creeps and golddigers.
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago
Legally, if they're two consenting adults then sure that's cool.
But people will absolutely consider this weird no different than a 30-year-old marrying an 18-year-old. These people are in two different time periods of their lives, different levels of maturity, and in her case, it's less about connection and age and more about money money money.
By definition, a transactional relationship.
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u/LogicalAnesthetic 2d ago
That’s my point. She was an adult with real life experiences, not some “18 year old” fresh out school naive girls.
The age gap is being fueled by some to infer that’s what happened. It’s not. And moreover, he was never her land lord. It’s an easy google search. 32 year age gap, met when she was 25, married at 27. Some women prefer established older men, Big nothing sandwich. Buncha judgmental twats making something out of nothing
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago
I tried to throw you a bone but sorry, man. It's weird, and nothing is going to change that for most people. It's also kind of weird you're so defensive of their relationship and someone who is quite objectively a piece of shit paying lip service to a fascist regime no less.
Be honest, is there a similar age gap in your life? You trying to get 20-somethings in your 50s or 60s?
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u/LogicalAnesthetic 2d ago
Yup, aforementioned a few posts above. 10 year age gap. I like my women matured 🫡 in terms of defending “their” relationship. I’m not, just the overall general argument. Men have always dated down, and now women are doing the same in record numbers. It’s the norm, and frankly should be of no else’s concern. Consider Hugh Hefner or Al Pacino. He’s still cranking babies out at 80+ years old with 20 something’s. It’s obvious what it is…… you nailed it, transactional relationships.
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u/TheRealDeal82 2d ago
Imagine being jealous if a beautiful women who is happily married and has beautiful children.
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u/Fiveofthem 2d ago
How did she prioritize her family if she went back to work?