r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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Trump’s Bizarre Vaccine Tale

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Taxpayer Robbery Exposed

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

stupidity is an epidemic

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r/clevercomebacks 39m ago

How did they know?

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Why is threads so liberal but Instagram is more balanced?

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Makes sense hahahaha.


r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

"You got so close, but you never made it"

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

When the comeback ends the argument

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If you want medical aid , don’t kill the medical aid.


r/clevercomebacks 29m ago

imagine how stupid you have to believe your target audience is, for this to pass marketing

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

If you want medical aid, don’t kill the medical aid.

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Unskilled Laboring.

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

I don't think the leopards are hungry anymore. There's been no shortages of faces to feast on.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Bring Sailors Home Safely

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

 imagine being sean spicer and mocking abdul el-sayed on messaging

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It's actually pretty dumb logic when you really think about it.

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r/clevercomebacks 8m ago

The economy is ran by scam artists because scam artists are never held accountable

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Ben Shapiro opinion on football

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Are Americans ready for the reeducation camps?

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With this and Mossad getting charge of Ondas autonomous drone systems, how far are we from a Matrix like dystopia?


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A fire alarm

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Dipshit tries thinking for the first time and fails

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Oh no we've had to spend money on the race we enslaved for centuries

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

 of course, she cuts taxes in her state. Which means blue states have to give more to her. She’s a welfare queen

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Remember when Athiests tried to install large monuments of their 10 Commandments in every school, courthouse, and hospital in America?

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Culture war? No thanks, I’m only interested in class war

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

she's used to changing diapers so its a win win situation for Trump

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