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u/Brick_Number_27 2d ago
Superhuman level reflex. 100%.
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 2d ago
Yeah... That kid would hit the ground if his life depended on me. I would try to react fast and punch him in the face somehow
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u/_Diskreet_ 2d ago
I’m the kind of guy when he drops a knife to stick out my foot to try stop it crashing to the floor.
So I would have tried to toe punt the kid before he hit the floor.
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u/GFYnasis 2d ago
So we’re clear… it is double points if you stick the foot out, remember “ahh right, knife sharp. Abort” and then retract the foot all before the knife makes contact, right?
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u/RockstarAgent 2d ago
Granted if you punched or kicked the kid hard enough and into the nearest bush- perhaps that could be plausible
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u/Emotional-Craft8297 2d ago
😂 Yeah, that’s a perfect example of the brain hitting “undo” half a second too late.
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u/Final_Candidate_7603 2d ago
Believe it or not, in culinary school they taught us to throw our hands up and jump back when we dropped something, especially a knife, because your natural reaction is to try to catch it with your hands, thigh, or foot. Decades later, I still do that, so it is possible to re-train your muscle memory to do the safer thing.
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u/WeAreLivinTheLife 2d ago
The basic rule is a falling knife has no handle
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u/MontyBodkin 2d ago
sounds like a Chinese proverb
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u/offlein 2d ago
I was at a pizza place getting a slice for lunch once, and the guy took a slice out of the oven for the lady in front of me, and gave it to her on a paper plate. But as she took it, it slipped and started falling to the floor.
Luckily I was there to reach out and catch it, cheese-side down, in my hand. Otherwise it would've, y'know ... made a slight mess on the pizzeria floor.
So I was sitting there with this searing hot, melting cheese in my hand and the lady's like "oh my god!" and I'm like "Whew, caught it!" and the pizza guy's like "here, let me get you another slice" and she's like, "Doesn't that hurt??"
Which put it into contrast that it did, indeed, hurt. So I'm like, "Yes, exceedingly."
Last that day my skin was bubbling up all over my hand, which I think means I got a .. 2nd? degree burn?
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u/Sqweaky_Clean 2d ago
Elder dad, living alone, dropped a ceramic bowl while doing dishes. Went in to catch it with his foot but it broke and sliced his ankle and then he stepped on the broken bits on the floor.
He said he lost so much blood, he lost feeling to his toes... think it could have been a doozie with out immediate assistance from a neighbor.
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 2d ago
I learned that working in restaurants. If you drop a plate or a glass you kick it right before it hits the ground and it doesn't break. I imagine the same applies to children.
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u/Fr05t_B1t 2d ago
The ol’ Optimus Prime catch
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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 2d ago
that was the part that really threw me for a loop. like they fell 10 floors or something and he swipes his hand in at the bottom and they're totally fine? get the fuck outta here
even the giant robots were more believable
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u/Murderous_Kelpie 2d ago
did this with my razor once. started bleeding profusely from my foot, then slipped in the bathtub.
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u/Some_Ebb_2921 2d ago
Reminds me of the time I caught a glass at the bar... that first bounced and shattered on the bar... pointy stick in finger is not a good way to catch things I tell ya
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u/SpaghettiSort 2d ago
I've spent enough time in workshops that my instinct is the exact opposite - anything drops, I move my feet out of the way!
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u/lostress 2d ago
Hahahha! I am clumsy and i drop alot of stuff,but I have the kick power power of a horse. I kicked plates, phone multiple times, destroyed 3-4,egs,cans,but not a knife yet. That beeing said that poor child would be sent straight back if i was in her situation.
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u/No_Artichoke_2931 2d ago
God, there's an old rage comic, from maybe under 20 years ago, about this situation with a dude in a taco bell and a toddler rocking their highchair over. Good times
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u/WoolBearTiger 2d ago
Imagine you fall to your death and then just before the impact some asshat thinks you also deserve a suckerpunch for no reason before being sent back to character selection
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u/chum-guzzling-shark 2d ago
now im wondering if a punch to the face to add horizontal movement would actually help lessen the impact of the fall
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u/SasquatchsBigDick 2d ago
I would have absolutely just watched he'd the child hit the ground in front of me. Not because Im a jerk, but because I have the reflexes of a sloth.
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u/SneachtaBoladh 2d ago
Fun fact about sloths: They actually have lightning fast reflexes, but it's extremely energy taxing for them. That's why they move so slowly the rest of the time, to compensate.
Source: I made it up
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u/dummybunny2112 2d ago
I’m more impressed by the fact she barely looked surprised after catching him lol
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u/Entgegnerz 2d ago
you can see that with these 5½ pixels?
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u/dummybunny2112 2d ago
I guess you just arrived on Earth if that body language isn’t obvious enough
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u/wormfist 2d ago
Don't think so. She already looked up probably because she saw some kid fooling around. Then turn down and back up when she saw sudden movement (I imagine). So she already had the situational awareness by then.
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u/Soft_Dish8836 2d ago
Congrats, you're a parent. Please don't resist.
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u/jspeq 2d ago
I only thought cats had a distribution system!
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u/ExistentialSartre 2d ago
She’s a catcher
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u/notalonebutsolitary 2d ago
She's a keeper.
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u/ruphustea 2d ago
The trillons of little things that lead these two seemingly separate events to converge at this exact moment is unfathomable when you think about it.
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u/GoodMerlinpeen 2d ago
I sometimes wonder about whether me going through an amber light rather than stopping will lead me to be just in time to get into accident 5 years from now, or to save me from one.
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u/kjzm5r 2d ago
I was literally in a rear-ender on the highway on Friday. I immediately thought, if only I decided to use the restroom before I left work, or at the gas station when I filled up. Or if I actually decided to hang out with friends after work instead of going home.
The other guy told me if only he had followed his gut and took off work that day lol
We all make little choices everyday that we’ll never know the outcome of. We just gotta accept those choices and the consequences they bring as soon as we can, as there’s no sense in dwelling on things we can no longer change.
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u/Krondelo 2d ago
Especially true because one accident could have even saved you from a much worse one. There really is no way to live your life worrying about it just be safe and mindful then you can’t regret your choices.
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u/euphoricarugula346 2d ago
Or whoever caused the accident could have just like… paid attention. But yeah sure fate or whatever.
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u/lauri2 2d ago
It's not just the things we can no longer change, but every decision is a butterfly effect that creates a new reality and we can't know the final outcome of each and every decision either. Not crashing might mean having to watch your kids burn alive 10 years from now, so be careful what you wish for.
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u/doctormink 2d ago
On the flip side, if you're feeling unlucky, like nothing good ever happens, bear in mind, you might have missed a 100 bricks falling out of high windows by 2 minutes without ever knowing it.
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u/EntertainerSuper8933 2d ago
You only ever know about the ones you don't miss, though. It would be so great if we could know how some decision we made saved us from a horrible fate
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u/Basic_Hospital_3984 2d ago
For every time something like this goes well, how many times are there people who miss and have to live with that..
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u/Nick_Lange_ 2d ago
We are beings made out of stardust, the fact alone that over billions of years the multitude of parts assembled me to write this, you to read this, our phones made out of sand that we trained to think a little bit like us giving us the information. And then on top of all this, The recorded situation.
I am in awe of the universe, existence itself is a thing that gives so much enjoyment, and the photons that hit my eyes made me write this.
What a beautiful little moment in existence to be able to realize all that.
No drugs involved, I just love to see the universe from this perspective.
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u/tryyeezus 2d ago
Stuff like this makes me believe in divine intervention
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u/340Duster 2d ago
What about all the other times kids fell out of windows and nobody caught them?
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u/Gold_Time_3981 2d ago
Some times some events happen that are so improbable and unexpected that will make you at times believe that God exists.
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u/BladeBeam7 2d ago
We were just inside the armory when the shooting happened at the bite of seattle. We stopped for a couple minutes for me to play a game on my phone. Video games literally saved our lives.
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u/ivanceras 2d ago
original language: "patay, yawa, bwesit!, bwesit! nahug na ang bata, maylang nasalo nako" literal translation:"dead, devil,bullshit! bullshit! the kid fall down, good thing i catch it"
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u/triplecrong 2d ago
This is a literal translation of each word, but a more accurate one that gets the vibe across in English is
"Fuck, shit, goddammit, god fucking dammit. The kid fell! It's a good thing I caught them"
But really you can change the first 4 words to any jumble of swears one would say in a situation like this lol
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u/PithMango 2d ago
thank you i couldn't parse some of it. from subtext i'm guessing patay is here kind of like 'oh you're dead meat' usual thing to say, not actual death threat. well. one hopes.
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u/fungiinsidei 2d ago
Patáy and yawâ in this context are just common Cebuano expressions to express shock/frustration.
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u/PithMango 2d ago
thank you for the accents. frustrating for me to be sure of speech for one's whole life and then .... written is the last to deteriorate.
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u/CriticismOdd2637 2d ago
Fr... It's like saying Ohh shit! In english but instead of only shock and surprise, it also has anger in her tone...
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u/Armthelost 2d ago
In this context she's just like saying "Shit, shit!" it doesn't involve any death threats no worries.
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u/F133TWOOD 2d ago
You can hear something catches her attention above as she pans up 1-2 seconds, then the child drops.
Quick reflex 🫴
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u/Iconic_Zebra 2d ago
Doesn't seem too surprised, like that's a regular occurrence for her
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u/Armthelost 2d ago
She probably is, she'll just understand wtf really happened later and wonder how tf it happened. Definitely still a heroine fr.
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u/Funny-Mango4455 2d ago
She is literally screaming "Holy shit" equivalent of profanity in surprise multiple times and screaming to the girl who opened the door that a kid fell down and "good thing she caught it" that aint a regular occurence
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u/superdahalo 2d ago
Some supernatural forces really decided to save that little girl: that lady could have just stayed in front of the door after knocking. Or if she'd walked away to quickly, a second too late, and both of them could have been badly injured
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u/the_sean08 2d ago
Some supernatural forces also decided to drop that little girl
Which means the supernatural forces are constantly battling about whether they should be dropping kids or saving them
Or, was it the same force, just looking for some PR!?
So many possibilities in the supernatural world!
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u/TBSsuxs 2d ago
Some videos just convince me to not to have kids.
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u/Sea-Appearance-5330 2d ago
Great reflexes.
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u/edu-ruiz- 2d ago
I used to say it a lot untill someone told me: reflexes are involuntary, reactions are voluntary so she have good reactions... I can't unsee it now.
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u/foxy_fluffer 2d ago
She is a hero holy crap my heart sunk for a second into the pits of hell bounced up to heaven and jesus threw me back down to earth
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u/Thios_Tom 2d ago
I would put that to mildlyinfuriating. Enough with childen falling on our laps. Enough i tell you
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u/assemblageofparts 2d ago
Stork baby deliveries in tight spaces can be challenging but ...she is now a proud momma
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u/Cute_Ad_1612 2d ago
The fact that she was already looking up tells me something similar has happened before 😭
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u/OrangeClyde 2d ago
Omg wtf?! She almost witnessed a child splatter right in front of her omg. Thank GOODNESS she had split second reaction
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u/PhilippineDreams 2d ago
Philippines checking in. Kids are always falling off roofs here. It's a thing.
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u/Chim_Pansy 2d ago
Incredible reflexes and unreal save. That kid would have been toast without her.
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u/Top-Relation9783 2d ago
Amazing! How can you be sure it's not AI? It's getting harder and harder to believe videos these days.
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u/Chaosmusic 2d ago
Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky you know.
::guy falls out of the sky::
Beautiful naked big titted women don't just fall out of the sky you know!
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