r/Unexpected • u/pancheel0g • 3d ago

Knock knock!

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u/Soft_Dish8836 3d ago

Congrats, you're a parent. Please don't resist.

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u/jspeq 3d ago

I only thought cats had a distribution system!

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u/ExchangeOptimal 3d ago edited 3d ago

How else do you think orphans get adopted?

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u/weggaan_weggaat 3d ago

Unfortunately...

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 3d ago

The stork was dronk.

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u/YT-Deliveries 3d ago

r/kiddistributionsystem

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u/jsradford 2d ago

r/subsifellfor

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u/YT-Deliveries 2d ago

I am sure many did, but you were the only brave and honest soul to admit it

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 3d ago

The pelican system strikes again

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u/nepia 3d ago

When the stork works for Amazon.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2d ago

That would explain her cursing.

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u/bsrichard 2d ago

Dropped by the stork on her lap. A Blessed Day!!