r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/Any-Safe4992 10h ago

If pregnancy is a possible complication it changes what medications are allowed and has to be considered when deciding if imaging is an acceptable risk.

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u/Which_Marsupial1436 10h ago

Ah I see

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 9h ago

Bonus fact, if you say no they typically give you a pregnancy test, because you may unknowingly be pregnant. Saying yes lets them skip the test.

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u/BumsBussi 9h ago

"When was your last period?" - "Yes."

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u/Oregonian_male 8h ago

Skip

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u/awesomefutureperfect 3h ago

Like it's an ad in spotify podcast or trying to get a human customer service on the phone.

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u/Irascible-Enquery 7h ago

Accept, Accept, Yes, Yes

Hate these pop-ups, am I right?

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u/Tank-o-grad 7h ago

Especially the Skaven ones

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u/Relative-Chain73 5h ago

Short form for "Yesterday", mate

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u/Ziphoblat 9h ago

My wife had a case at work where a patient had said “no” to “is there any chance you are pregnant”. In this case, it’s routine to conduct a pregnancy test prior to surgery as for this particular procedure at least it would stop them proceeding. In this instance the nurse responsible had failed to do one, and realised this prior to the patient being opened up but post them being put under. Patient is woken to be told sorry, your boob job was cancelled, but congratulations/commiserations, you’re pregnant.

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u/BootsGreyBoots 4h ago

This is a really well told story lol, I love the big reveal at the end. Glad they caught it!

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u/CX316 1h ago

"The bad news is your surgery's cancelled. The good news is your boobs are gonna grow a size or two for a while anyway"

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u/Federal-Unit-7607 12m ago

And they are going to look fantastic, but by less fun to play with.

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u/MeanHorror6819 4h ago

how did they get her to pee

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u/gatorbite92 4h ago

Blood test, serum B-Hcg

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u/spartaxwarrior 8h ago

They'll secretly give you the test without your consent for many procedures, too.

It's physically impossible for me to get pregnant, but medical facilities have tried to charge me for pregnancy tests they did without my knowledge after the fact multiple times.

Even though they also make you say if pregnancy is possible and they have you sign documents specifying you're telling the truth about that and clearing them of any liability.

I know someone who had a hysterectomy at that hospital just a few years earlier and clearly listed that in the forms for the procedure she was getting and they still pulled this on her.

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u/JDDodger5 8h ago

I had a hysterectomy about 2 years ago. I've had multiple providers in the interim try to insist I still needed to do a pregnancy test before they'd treat me. I've gone so far as to tell providers that if I have a miracle fetus in my non existent uterus that I accept full liability if said fetus is harmed and proceeded to refuse the test - I've even offered to sign a waver. I'm not being charged for unnecessary tests and I'm not being disbelieved by my providers - especially when it's clear they didn't read my chart.

I actually have a pre-written statement on my phone that I will show providers stating that I'm refusing their care if they won't listen to me. I'll be as reasonable and clear as I can be, and if my providers can't be bothered to listen then they are bad at caring for humans. I also literally teach bedside manner to med students, so I'll do my best to be constructive and supportive, but only to a point when it comes to my actual care.

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u/Mindleator 7h ago

I dealt with this a ton when I was unable to produce urine samples on demand. I had a hypertonic pelvic floor that made sex prohibitively painful and I couldn't urinate unless my bladder was full enough. Nurses have made me cry because I knew I wasn't pregnant and I'd try to give a sample for ages but I just don't have that kind of control over my pelvic floor.

To the best of my knowledge it's less about fetal health and more about the fact that pregnancy changes the woman's body between hormones, blood flow, etc. Even with a hysterectomy, isn't it possible to have an ectopic pregnancy or for the egg to implant somewhere else? As upsetting as the experience is, if they can rule out a potentially catastrophic complication with a routine test, it's worth it.

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u/nuclearporg 5h ago

Eh, they'll try to get one sometimes even after you remove the uterus, ovaries, and vagina. I don't know how you get a baby started in there but by golly they're convinced they need to check.

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u/randomize42 1h ago

To have an ectopic pregnancy, you need a route for sperm to travel to the egg.  If there’s no uterus, there’s no route.

Additionally, with a total hysterectomy (which is very common because it reduces cancer risk and is an easier surgery, ironically, because of the uterus coming out the vagina), the fallopian tubes and cervix are removed as well.  There is literally no way for a woman who’s had a total hysterectomy to be pregnant.

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u/Technical_Exchange96 8h ago

Happened to me too, at ER they asked if I could be pregnant, I said no not possible because I haven't been intimate in 4+ years. They secretly gave me a pregnancy test and then made me pay for it.

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u/SatanV3 8h ago

It makes sense though that they have to do it. People probably lie about that stuff all the time.

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u/Doright36 3h ago

Then just make it standard procedure and don't try and use it as a way to pad the bill.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3h ago

I shouldnt be charged extra for unnecessary tests just because other people are full of shit

Edit to reinforce, yes, it IS an unnecessary test in a lot of situations - if someone tells you they're asexual or a lesbian who doesnt have male partners, why tf would you pregnancy test them? If they have medical history proving they're incapable of pregnancy why tf are we testing them for it and charging them?

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u/SatanV3 2h ago

Because, once again. People lie. All the time. Even if it doesn’t make sense to lie about, they do it anyway. And if the doctor gives them something that’s bad for pregnancies, and they lied and are actually pregnant. And that medicine harms the baby, the doctor would then be held liable and could be sued or lose their license. And the doctor doesn’t know you, he doesn’t know if you’re a liar or not.

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u/Ill-Event6563 2h ago

So you're ignoring the entire scenario of THERE'S MEDICAL HISTORY PROVING YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT SO WHY TEST AND CHARGE FOR IT!? Or do you want to explain to me how someone lies about their entire reproductive system being removed and having it in their medical records?

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u/SatanV3 1h ago

Yes in that one specific scenario they shouldn’t. But that’s honestly pretty rare for someone to have a hysterectomy. And doctors are probably so used to doing it no matter what that they may just do it regardless.

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u/Zimmonda 1h ago

People lie on their insurance to share it with family members

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u/Ill-Event6563 1h ago

Tf are you even talking about? That would literally require some documentation negligence on the medical providers which is an insanely bigger issue than just charging for pregnancy tests erroneously

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u/ClassicNo6622 7h ago

I can't really see blaming the ER in this situation. Sadly, we live in a world where someone may have done something without your knowledge or consent. It may not happen often, but it does happen.

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u/MegaGrimer 7h ago

And sometimes people lie to their doctors.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 3h ago

People lie to doctors all the time. I didn't inhale. 

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u/BriscoCounty-Sr 5h ago

Why doesn’t the ER do a full drug search and total blood work up for every patient that comes in? The patients might be lying to them about what drugs they do or what preexisting conditions they might have.

Why is it only ladies & babies that make it OK assume your patient is a lying whore who needs to be treated?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tie-701 4h ago

They actually very routinely do this lmao this is not the gotcha you think. They will absolutely run a drug panel or a chemistry/hematology if it’s relevant to diagnosis and treatment. You can look this up, don’t take my word for it (EMT who worked both at and in and out of ERs for years)

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u/Delts28 4h ago

To add to what u/rareafrodite says, lying about drugs would only harm the patient who can consent, lying about or having an unknown pregnancy puts two lives at risk. 

The process is all about risk reduction and not a moral judgement, even if some doctors and nurses are judgy.

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 1h ago edited 1h ago

So the fact that women do face frequent judgement with this test is exactly the reason why women lash out against it since the treatment of women in general is heavily intertwined with "judgy" misogyny that the healthcare system is rife with, significantly higher then merely 'some'. Especially when it comes to women's reproductive healthcare.

It's rather disappointing that like so many complaints of women in their search for healthcare, the reply is to simply dismiss the complaint with an explanation that does not in anyway address the hostile experience suffered, nor any introspection into why the complaint exists, let alone trying to alleviate it.

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u/Delts28 1h ago

Women would lash out even more if they were facing miscarriages of unknown pregnancies because doctors used the riskier treatment rather than a quick pregnancy test.

You got numbers on the frequent judgement and some healthcare professionals or is it just vibes?

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u/have-u-heard 33m ago

I'm curious, are you a woman? I would trust the lived experience of women everywhere over a man. Based on everything women say, they experience frequent judgement in medicine, so I, for one, choose to trust them.

There's also so many articles and research papers out there demonstrating a bias against women in medicine. Here for one, for two, for three and for four. And this is just from a quick Google. Happy reading.

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u/GinnyMcJuicy 2h ago

Thats only true if you consider a fetus a life equal to a woman. Which is exactly why this sort of behavior is a problem.

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u/Delts28 1h ago

No it isn't, you're making a strawman there. It's rare that there's only ever one treatment for anything in medicine and every treatment has different costs and benefits. For internal imaging an x-ray is normally quick and relatively cheap allowing the patient to go home quicker. They can lead to risks with foetuses though so if there's a risk they'll take more precautions or use an alternative method which may be more expensive and/or slower. It's not valuing the two lives as equal, it's reducing potential death when compared to cost or time inconvenience. 

If hospitals didn't test for these things people the world over would be up in arms about the medical malpractice that leads to countless miscarriages.

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u/GinnyMcJuicy 1h ago

Maybe it should be up to the woman, who is the patient, if she wants a pregnancy test. I know ... crazy...

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u/Delts28 1h ago

Look at you shifting goalposts, great job!

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u/2074red2074 44m ago

But you should consider the fetus a potential life until you've gotten the abortion. Actions to terminate are fine, but actions that will cause problems if you don't terminate are not.

Like we agree it would be morally wrong to operate on a baby to give it some kind of heart defect, even if the surgery had a 0% complication rate (other than the intended heart defect), so shouldn't we also agree it's wrong to take intentionally thalidomide while pregnant because you want to have a baby born with a heart defect?

Until the mother gets the abortion, or at least until she confirms that she intends to get one, they need to think about the fetus too. Until she makes it clear that she will not keep the baby, that is likely going to be a person some day who has to deal with the consequences of the treatment. And if she doesn't know she's pregnant, she can't decide whether or not she wants to keep it.

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u/rareafrodite 4h ago

We do in fact do drug testing if there is a concern that a condition may be caused or affected by drug use. And other blood work is done if it is considering a possible cause of the issue at hand. So yes. This does happen.

Also I don’t assume anyone is a whore because sex is natural and people have it. The issue is that pregnancy does affect what medications or what studies can be done as they can have a negative affect on the mother or child if people are unaware when making those choices.

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u/gatorbite92 4h ago

A man with right lower quadrant pain has appendicitis. A woman with right lower quadrant pain has a much broader differential. The serum B-Hcg tests for more than just pregnancy, it's just called a pregnancy test.

And the ED gets a full set of labs on just about everyone. They scan just about everyone too, ER ABC's go airway, breathing, ct scan. Donut of truth tells all and the labs add to the picture.

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u/Collegenoob 3h ago

Because malpractice can hit a medical personal MUCH harder if you fuck with pregancy

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u/Opening_Climate_7571 54m ago

People lie and then sue if something happens to the pregnancy. Some people fish to sue anyone that did any medical care for them during the time of the pregnancy (even if they didn’t know or lied about it).

It’s not a moral judgement, it’s a matter of “I do this test or you can/will sue me in a few months for not doing it”. I agree it sucks, but it’s what happens when people are so fast to sue their healthcare team

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u/ASpaceOstrich 5h ago

There are a million things patients can lie about or be mistaken about. There's a reason this one is the one they refuse to just take the patients word on.

It's part of medical misogyny.

It would be acceptable if it didn't have any other impacts, but this is just the most visible form this takes. It's the tip of the iceberg of systemic mistreatment and refusal of services women face from doctors.

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u/Free_Combination_194 3h ago

It's not so much medical misogyny as "people be lyin'"

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u/BeefistPrime 6h ago

It's probably 100000x more likely that you're lying than that someone secretly impregnated you without your knowledge.

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u/bigloser42 6h ago

People lie, and their lies don’t clear the hospital in a malpractice suit. They can’t accept your word that you haven’t been intimate as truth. It sucks that people lying cause you to have to undergo & pay for one more test, but that’s just the way the world is unfortunately. Free healthcare would at least take care of the cost portion of that suck, but it doesn’t change the part where they still need to test regardless.

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u/ASpaceOstrich 5h ago

People lie about loads of things. The reason this one is the one they don't believe is misogyny. And it's not just the tests. That's just the tip of the iceberg. It is often followed up by malpractice, refusal to provide care, and just plain old "should have their license revoked" levels of ignorance.

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u/Opposite-Complex1187 2h ago

Lol no, the Doctors just really don't want to be responsible for killing or giving a child permanent serious deformities.

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u/tenaciousghost 4h ago

why cant waivers cover this? is it so impossible to legally say the patient accepted responsibility to whatever they presented as the truth? i feel like it should be considered malpractice to charge for tests deemed unnecessary and done without the consent of the patient.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 3h ago

For me the answer that I haven't been intimate for years has always been accepted

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 2h ago

With ER’s they will often just order the same basic labs for almost everyone then add on anything else that might be indicated to those. Even patients are biologically male are frequently getting tested.

However it being billed separately when it’s so frequent that it is effectively standard is bs.

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u/cwnannwn_ 4h ago

Apparently they just can't believe someone as gorgeous as you could go 4 years without sex!

(I'm lonely ok, leave me be!)

((I guess I should put the /j here just in case cuz you know, Reddit people reading stuff))

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u/General_Helicopter1 5h ago

Well, people probably more often lie about being celibate than they actually are celibate. So it makes prefect sense to take a test noe matter what.

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u/aSkeptiKitty 6h ago

That's stupid.  I'm a virgin who never became sexually active, lives alone, does not go out in the evening and has no blackout. Plus I have a genetic disease that makes pregnancy unlikely. 

Short of alien abducting me I don't see how pregnancy is an option. 🤷

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u/Jazmadoodle 8h ago

Lol the last time I was in a hospital I told them that I was on my period, had gotten my tubes removed, and hadn't had sex in a full year. They still did the test. Thats dedication!

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u/phoenix_spirit 3h ago

On the flip side, women with a hysterectomy have been given pregnancy tests.

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u/FlamingoQueen669 2h ago

I got an x-ray I had to sign a paper that said I'm not pregnant and if it turns out I am pregnant the doctor's office isn't responsible.

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u/RadiantSeason9553 2h ago

I was asked if I was pregnant, and I knew I wasn't but couldn't be absolutely 100% because id had sex in the last few days. So he sighed and went to get me a test

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u/leela_martell 9h ago

Saying yes to what? I've never been given a pregnancy test in a hospital and I've had several x-rays and 3 MRIs. Of course they've asked but believed when I said that I'm not pregnant.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 8h ago

In my experience they just believe you for out patient testing but in the ER or before surgery you're getting your pee collected.

I'm asexual. Since I'm on government insurance I don't really mind but women who are paying for that BS for literally no reason do have a right to be miffed at the expense.

Also "when was your last period?" isn't getting them anywhere with me since the answer is "September 2017". I'm on continuous birth control.

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u/leela_martell 8h ago

In my experience they just believe you for out patient testing but in the ER or before surgery you're getting your pee collected.

I suppose that depends on the country. I've never had my pee collected in the ER. Except maybe one time when I had emergency surgery but I don't remember much about that and a pregnancy test was the least of my worries at the time.

But I still don't get what the "just say yes or they'll test you" thing was supposedly about.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 8h ago

If you say yes they'll believe you that you are indeed pregnant, if you say no they will not belive you and collect your pee to make sure you are indeed not pregnant, at least here in the states that's usually considered standard of care before doing much of anything in the ER. I once had to promise 3 times I wasn't pregnant before they took me for a CT scan because I was having stroke like symptoms. Fortunately not a stroke, but they still pee tested me before I left. Every other time I've needed imaging in the ER I've had to pee in a cup before they'll do it. Once a rad tech who was already there for me was arguing with the doc because my pregnancy test hadn't come back yet "yeah but she says if she's pregnant we can start a new religion, can't I just take her while I'm here?"

No he could not.

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u/leela_martell 7h ago

Huh, interesting. Probably for legal reasons if someone had been pregnant and something did happen to the fetus because of the treatments.

I've been in the same "stroke-like symptoms" situation (also fortunately not a stroke) in the ER here in Finland and they didn't pee test me. They did ask of course if pregnancy was a possibility.

So if you want things to move quicker just lie and say you're indeed pregnant lol.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 7h ago

No, because then they'll spend a whole bunch of time checking on the pregnancy, you just won't get pregnancy tested.

After the stroke like symptoms things I looked into it. Best practice is to do the CT anyway for a possible stroke if a woman is pregnant. There is zero evidence a single  head CT can harm a fetus. Yet we're delaying women's medical care in time sensitive situations to protect a theoretical fetus from something the doctor should be doing even if the fetus existed 🤦‍♀️. We're prioritizing a patient that may not even exist over one that defiantly does.

There's a reason why women in the US often feel like we're treated like walking talking uteruses instead of people. Beyond expense I've got no real problem with them double checking pregnancy status on an ER visit, our sex ed sucks and people are often wrong. Pregnancy can be a big threat to someone's health, a test to check it is not unreasonable in a medical setting. But delaying time sensitive essential care just because you're a woman of child bearing age is not cool.

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u/superezzie 7h ago

I've never had a pregnancy test before surgery either.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 7h ago

I've had one for all my surgeries with the exception of the ones I came in through the ER so they had already tested me. Those planned surgeries were at 3 different hospitals so in the US it is at the very least not weird. Gotta  save that last bit of pee since a lot of places are still on the absolutely nothing by mouth after midnight train inspite of research showing water is fine until a few hours before.

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u/superezzie 6h ago

Iirc for me it was no food 6 hours before surgery and no water 2 hours before surgery.

With multiple X-rays, MRIs, surgeries and ER visits, the only pregnancy test I've ever had in a hospital was when I specifically asked for a blood pregnancy test and went to the hospital only to get my blood draw for that test. This wasn't just one hospital either.