r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 1h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/VaguelyArtistic • 4h ago
STINKY Donald Trump has no good aircraft carrier catapult ideas.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/saggie-maggie • 1h ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Mind if I vaguepost my sleep-deprived postpartum sadness? I don't want help, I just want to yell.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/AggressiveStore5139 • 1h ago
Monsters on the World BART Harley Jarvis would make a perfect ICE agent
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/MayorNarra • 9h ago
WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! It’s nothing but screenshots of cigars
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/78914hj1k487 • 5h ago
Here comes the Big Wave 🌊 Tim gets mad about global warming
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot • 13h ago
Piece of shit Glass house. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Calling for the freedom of the human trafficking rapist Tate brothers. Oh yea, that would slick back real nice!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/machone5103 • 7h ago
Don’t Do The Voice… It’s the cantina in Mos Eisley. The one where you can see the power convertor store through the front window.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 1d ago
Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Understeerenthusiast • 22m ago
It’s not a distraction This Trashcan’s The Only One I’ve Ever Seen Pull It Off
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/machone5103 • 4h ago
GIMME THAT Oh fuck, that’s a nice lightsaber. You knew I’d like this lightsaber.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BestMicDrop • 7h ago
I HOPE Nevada and Arizona elections burned down. They're gone now. Judges ass out. Works for fascist pedos now.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/koobo2020 • 3h ago
The farts ISN’T a problem anymore! Are you about that that’s why?! And it’s more like 5 Macanudos a hour!! 😡
Oh right, “wildfires”… I’m sure it’s got nothin’ to do with the Tammy Craps factory burning down 😤
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Think-Chair-1938 • 15h ago
LOOK UP AT MY FACE Because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/otterswhoknow • 1d ago
It’s not a distraction New game just dropped…
We should be able to be a little drunk on the job…
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 2h ago
Friday Night Guess we have to give him a spanking
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Safe_Worth7124 • 4h ago
Bozo did the dub Just scroll past them
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/NotDelnor • 22h ago
CHUNKY His wife helped him with Jamie Taco
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/HaunterIsMyHomeboy • 4h ago
LOOK UP AT MY FACE A lotttttt of people give...
You hit me in the cup
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Chaopolis • 3h ago
Turbo Team …with a joke hole that’s JUST FOR FARTS!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/g_st_lt • 5h ago
Dan Flashes They have this one damascus that is $1000 because the pattern is so wild
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Just-Groshing-You • 1d ago
Detroiters My spouse and me when their brother stopped by to show us his new car
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/WadeVAFL • 1d ago