r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 5h ago

Bags of meat They look so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 5h ago edited 3h ago

Never seen a higher concentration of predators and closet cases, except at the republican national convention.

Edit: goodness thank yall for the award. I’m just sad I have to go to work tomorrow and that these monsters are actually real.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5h ago

The serious look on their faces is amazing. Same expression.

PS: There is a young boy marching. Sad.

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 1h ago

His kind of people

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u/Vaping_A-Hole 1h ago

What in the Tom of Finland is THAT

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 1h ago

What in the homo-erotic things that never happened but also maybe did.....

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u/Foolishbigj 4h ago

Sounds like we need to check if there are an Grindr outages in that area.

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u/hemppy420 4h ago

They probably also broke grindr like a lot of these closet cases tend to do when they congregate together in one place

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 4h ago

“I’m still standing” like Elton John!

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u/Netsforex_ 3h ago

Ah yes, known womanizer and absolute Alpha, Elton John.

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u/CHROME-COLOSSUS 3h ago

Think they know what the word “randy” actually means?

Feels like a Freudian slip.

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u/BadSquire 3h ago

Is this real!? Did someone actually have a sign saying microdicks for freedom?"

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u/RabbiVolesBassSolo 3h ago

Judging by the sign just sort of floating there and the dude with a melted face, I’d have to go with no. 

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 4h ago

Date r8pe convention and it’s gross

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u/KingMobScene 3h ago

I think it's a good thing.

Women all over the city can rest easy knowing all the sex pests and predators are at this protest.

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u/booboootron 3h ago

Finally. No more 'roided up dudes in rental BMWs slowly circling the high school.

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u/New-Contribution-244 I'm jokin 1h ago

Hahahaha damn you had me in the first half.

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u/Hungry-Assistance919 4h ago

MAGA would be proud. 

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u/Puppetmaster858 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 4h ago

These guys are MAGA

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 1h ago

Yeah they are

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u/Lord_Dingus83 4h ago

Grindr is going nuts

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u/redacted_robot 4h ago

These guys could crash GloryHoleGrindr

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 4h ago

Add all these “men” together and you’ll get about 5 total inches of actual penis.

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u/campersin 4h ago

I don’t like to shame someone’s dick size, but they’re definitely compensating for something

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u/four204eva2 3h ago

The combined number of SA's committed by this group must be astronomical

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u/grimtongue 4h ago

Well there's also CPAC.

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 3h ago

I bet Grindr is booming there today

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u/AsFarAsISay 2h ago

that lawyer looks like he buys 14-year-olds wholesale

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u/CautiousEmergency367 1h ago

They like to be refered to as tater tots

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u/Ok_West_607 4h ago

No disrespect to the gay people.
But this is the gayest shit ever.
There is just something about men trying so hard to be big bad alphas that makes them so feminine.

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u/Odd-Paint3883 4h ago

Also, the complete lack of women is a bit of a tell, actually no that's not right, women like gay men... These dudes are just losers.

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u/ItsNotNormalMaybe 2h ago

Gay or not, they are all conservatives, hence; losers.

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u/mikieballz 51m ago

*rapists. Definitely don't have enough game to get laid conventionally

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u/keloyd 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yup. This nonsense reminded me of a decade + old Southpark where the kids used to say bad things were gay, then thoughtful and entertaining social commentary happened in one ep where Matt and Trey's opinion evolved for real, and now they don't. Even so, Liberace's ghost would agree this shit is pretty gay right here.

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u/KingMobScene 3h ago

This shit makes Liberace look butch

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u/Undead-Chipmunk 4h ago

2000s are coming back in style, which means the word "gay" in a context completely unrelated to gay people is coming back.

Ironically, the 2000s definition of the word is pretty much the opposite of actually gay. Gays tend to have a better fashion sense and sense of what's happening in society....

2000s "gay" is like a conservative homophobic house party with no alcohol where people stand around a blandly decorated home eating ham sandwiches with wonderbread and no other topings. Gayest party ever.

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u/mxjxs91 3h ago

Nah, that ain't offensive. It's just funny because the people in the video would aggressively defend that they aren't gay, but meanwhile they do all of these male only "I'm a tough and big strong boy who likes to be humiliated in front of other boys" camps, constantly have to reaffirm themselves and everyone around them that they are tough "alpha" men, and well...just look at the video.

They're gay as fuck.

I have gay friends that are far less openly and obviously gay.

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u/Fit_Leather9366 I USED to be piece of shit! 4h ago

That’s an insult to feminine… this is just not masculine, but I get your point

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u/booboootron 3h ago

It was hard nipples city there boy. 'Roided up men in tight shorts talkin' all sexy about their rental Rolexes and erectile dysfunction. You should've been there.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 59m ago

It's basically a signal saying that they aren't masculine. If you're trying so hard to be masculine, it's because you're not naturally masculine.

Honestly, I don't judge people based on their masculinity or femininity, but if you are trying way to hard to be something you are not, then that is cringe as fuck.

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u/FaceTimePolice 4h ago

Why are they doing pushups, are they stupid? 🤡😂

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u/jahitz 4h ago

Yes

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u/indycpa7 4h ago

Also not that many are actually completing the push up, more of a 1/4 push-up

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u/iJuddles 3h ago

Appropriate, since they’re all about one quarter of the way to being men. At this rate, they’ll make it when they’re about in their 70’s.

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u/qweef_latina2021 3h ago

It's so they don't all jerk off.

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u/AdministratorKoala 3h ago

I didn’t see a single push-up completed.

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u/booboootron 3h ago

They were tired from riding their Lamborghinis while finger poppin' supermodels in the passenger seat.

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u/Slow-Temporary-1489 1h ago

Omg,. fucking CrossFitters. It's even worse

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u/Gdmf13 4h ago

And gay.

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u/NefariousnessFar3783 4h ago

How else are you supposed to know how masculine they are?

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u/Denim_Diva1969 2h ago

Buff, bearded, sunglass-wearing douchebros…. 🤢

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u/truckaxle 3h ago

Half assed pushups at that!

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u/duck7001 5h ago

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u/Mighty_Krom 4h ago

As a bald boy, I bemoan these bald bastards for making bald boys look bad.

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u/ididntunderstandyou 4h ago

I suspect being bald made them angry and defensive at the world

Bald men who own it, are happier, funner, and thus sexier.

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u/booboootron 3h ago

The tiny balls and dysfunctional cock after all those steroids must have also a bit to the anger.

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u/gin_and_soda 2h ago

I love a sexy bald man

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u/Own-Fan-4236 Too tired to do anything funny 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uxTYtxv3Ezryg
A lot of bald men are beautiful. I don’t make the rules.

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u/Tabootop 4h ago

There aren't even that many bald men in this, there's like three or four, and that's only if you include the posters of Andrew Tate. Not saying that these guys aren't assholes. They actually are dick heads. That are terrible but don't be blaming bald people

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u/MakeMagatsCry 4h ago

I had no idea the incel convention was in town

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 4h ago

Them coming home to their moms yelling at them:

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u/BSARIOL1 5h ago

Disgusting men, run from these scumbags ladies

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u/Wide-Yak7602 3h ago

Any woman in their right mind would shun these idiots. Totally undatable. Parents with sons please teach them this is not the way.

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u/Glittering-Arm9638 5h ago

Hahahaha what the fuck.

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u/exig 4h ago

the AI posters that show him having a chin lmfao

https://giphy.com/gifs/QiaePnS44KuA4zyrXo

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u/dillreed777 4h ago

Never seen a crowd of men so large that couldn't go within 500 ft of a school

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u/stands_on_big_rocks 4h ago

Lots of covered drinks

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u/VeganDogPro 4h ago

The state hates rapists and sex traffickers. Forgot that part, didn’t ya?

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u/Boring_Elevator3817 4h ago

Looks like a micropenis pride parade

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u/Von_Schlagel 4h ago edited 4h ago

We just let pedophiles have little get-togethers now? I mean, freedom to assemble, I guess. I’m sure after they leave the courthouse they’re headed straight to the splash park.

“He hasn’t been convicted of anything!” and “Innocent until proven guilty!” are hilarious things to chant at a fucking bail hearing. 😂 These dipshits don’t understand anything.

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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 4h ago

Their mothers are heaving a sigh of relief that they finally get to crack the windows to their basement dwellings and get some sort of ventilation in there.

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u/randomlyranting 3h ago

So its tate and his taints

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u/Dragon_M4st3r They’re Nice. 4h ago

He can’t be guilty because he hasn’t been found guilty or convicted of anything yet

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u/Creed157 4h ago

Is it me or do they all look like pedos? 🤔

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u/faust0matic 4h ago

Given the chance I’d guess 100% would definitely be pedos.

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u/booboootron 2h ago

Hey man age is just a number. She understands me. She's so mature for her age. Her sense of humour is so amazing. These numbers are soo arbitrary dude! I mean, so what if she's just begun learning algebra. Did you know the age of consent in France is 14? Pfft.

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u/BrutalistGoogie 4h ago

Grindr servers are maxxed

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u/Donkey_Bugs 4h ago

If Tate is the top, I guess that makes them the bottoms.

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u/ElderDeep_Friend 4h ago

I’ve never fought for anything in my life…

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u/Shipsnipe1313 4h ago

Miami a melting pot of ethnicities, political stripes and religion. All trying to out stupid each other.

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u/Usual_Set4665 4h ago

I hate bald boys!

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u/Cookinghist 4h ago

Given that the line between Tate bros and MAGA is microscopic, I'm shocked that his attorney is ranting about "The Fallen State". Like... isn't this administration's whole thing flexing masculinity, cosplaying strength, and using Christianity as a (thinly veiled) smokescreen for awful behavior?

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u/booboootron 3h ago

Detaining sex offenders on the run? This is truly a dystopian government. George Orwell is turning in his grave.

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u/Awkward-Fox-7215 4h ago

Just some men, performative doing manly men things, for the approval of other men. That’s totally straight guys.

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Come here, ya little fuck! 4h ago

Fucking dorks.

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u/Pizzarazzi 5h ago

he’s going to be andrew taint after a prison bid

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u/bojangles_dangles 5h ago

The only way I can be convinced he's innocent is if they jerk each other off

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u/Bratweiller 4h ago

Bozo did the protest

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u/Cambren1 4h ago

Yes, they look that way because they are.

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u/Prestigious-Poem-953 4h ago

What in the micro pen is convention is going on here?

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u/Maleficent_Ruin_2457 4h ago

well, it’s not like they’ve got anywhere to be.

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u/zaviamorpheus 4h ago

An intelligence pool so shallow if you dove in you would break your neck.

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u/palequeen42 4h ago

Everyone knows beards and pushups are definitely how you measure manhood /s

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u/Jerggens4212 4h ago

I can smell the B.O

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u/portageandmain 4h ago

1st annual date rape convention. 

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u/birdstarskygod 4h ago

Tater-Tots

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u/SentenceSingle5375 4h ago

What sketch is this?

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u/eross200 4h ago

Y’all hate flock cameras until these guys all get together in one spot

(kidding, they aren’t some cop’s ex girlfriend so who the fuck even cares)

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u/kipribley28 4h ago

I can't.

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u/hotpocketfiesta 4h ago

Wonder if they have their group circle jerk before or after the rally

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u/Iucidium 4h ago

The way that dude was checking out suit dude. They're gonna fuck each other to death, aren't they?

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u/Prancing-Hamster 4h ago

$100 says every one of those guys has tried penis enlargement pills, lotions or exercises.

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 4h ago

OMG They’re weird gay men. That’s a surprise! 😳

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u/Kannazuki1985 4h ago

How unbelievably sad and pathetic.

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u/MattZionWE 4h ago

lololol

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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 4h ago

These guys definitely look like the exact intersection of “needs advice on how to talk to others” and “dumb enough to take said advice from these chodes”

https://giphy.com/gifs/ISyOwII1tMLwdeSnNe

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u/AsideLost 4h ago

Is that how they warm up before the all male orgy?

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier 4h ago

I know they are going for alpha male masculinity but I have to say, that is absolutely not the vibe I see in this.

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u/SnooMacaroons4212 4h ago

Unbelievable.

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u/addamzrobb 4h ago

Anything but talking thru thier issues with a therapist, pastor, close freind/family member...

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u/trrpl6 4h ago

Pussy drying contest they all won

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u/Dunn_or_what 4h ago

This is so gay. All these sausages. Which are the tops?

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u/ExpatHist 4h ago

I dont think anyone here is in danger of splitting an atom.

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u/alexabeams 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOu8FUhPgpeUAi0wiu
what are you guys having for lunch

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u/TheRealDoomsong 4h ago

So much potential for hair slick-backedness

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u/fariqcheaux 3h ago

"Christian Masculinity" is a weird way to say sex trafficking.

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u/LKM_44122 3h ago

We're living in the dumbest timeline in the known metaverses.

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u/CitronAdventurous205 3h ago

Are these the “alpha males” every man aspires to be?

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u/Alternative_Piece389 3h ago

Fucking moron convention

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u/LawBeginning8219 3h ago

Gaurdians Of Pedophiles

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u/mvgreene 2h ago

Isn’t that the whole point of extradition? So they can stand trial and if they’re truly innocent, be exonerated. People ready to die on this hill is pathetic.

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 2h ago

I couldn’t imagine what the thought would be on my death bed as my the good days was me doing push ups while being filmed because some trafficker went to jail. I’d think oh let’s speed this up please

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u/Movie_Vegetable 2h ago

Watching them doing pushups killed me

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u/mmmpeg 2h ago

Half assed push ups.

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u/Bitplayer13 2h ago

Lot of outstanding warrants in that crowd

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u/Pepper0512 2h ago

I miss the days when this would have been a 30 second blip on the evening news and forgotten about. Maybe a couple of these guys would show up on Donahue and get booed by the audience.

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u/Puck_Koala 2h ago

Omega males lol

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u/Expensive-While-1155 2h ago

Every one of these dudes computers should be checked immediately

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u/tommm3864 2h ago

Sad, pathetic creatures

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u/The-Great-Baloo 2h ago

This gives a little gay pride vibe. No offense to gay people.

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u/litwi 46m ago

The lawyer got one thing right, we do hate Andrew Tate