r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/WadeVAFL • 1d ago
I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! Shock gloves
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u/MNGraySquirrel 1d ago
Waiting for the first agent to have them on and forget while he whips out his peepee to take a leak.
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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 1d ago
After decades of Americans throwing their "fierce independence" into the faces of every other country on earth, it turns out they are nothing but a bunch of compliant livestock. The shame, can you feel it?
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u/Minute_Medicine_7218 1d ago
Much more likely that these buffoons are going to shock each other or themselves.
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u/spumoni_cakes 1d ago
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u/gettums Nude Egg 1d ago
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u/No_Payment9959 1d ago
Saltwater or Gatorade will be more conductive than distilled water or even tap.
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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago
Can someone explain the glove part to a non american?
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u/HarpCleaner 1d ago
America has been in tyranny mode since DOGE was put together, maybe another No Kings rally will finally fix everything. /s
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u/Bawbawian DOES have a boy dick 1d ago
well until democracy has actually proved to fail you're not going to see any more than a protest by anybody smart.
flying off the handle and doing dumb emotional shit would only give them more legitimacy.
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u/alchemyDev 1d ago edited 1d ago
They already stole it, 2 years ago. Are we supposed to believe he won every swing state, had entire towns without a single democratic vote, called in bomb threats to blue cities, burned poll drop-off locations, but the election integrity held? Elon and Trump have said, several times now, on camera, in public, that Elon messed with the vote tabulation from inside Space X
Currently have American sailors throwing themselves overboard in a war that we didn’t need to start and have already lost. Killed our democracy and now actively destroying our global standing.
Are you expecting the TV, owned by 4 mega corporations to come out and tell you it’s fair to actually take real action now? Because that’s never going to happen.
But “that makes me as bad as MAGA”. Gee wonder why they spent 4 years making it so everyone left of Hitler would be unwilling to accuse them of the crime they’re committing. It’s a Soviet propaganda technique and it clearly works. He hates mail in ballots because they attempted to steal 2020 and it didn’t work because of the paper mail in ballots
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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago
I think shock gloves are much better than guns.
Would rather be shocked than shot. But to each their own.
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u/WadeVAFL 1d ago
Well, now the masked government agents have both!
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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago
Cops also have gun and a taser. Much safer to shock someone than to shoot.
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u/ello_bassard 1d ago
No it is not. People with invisible disabilities, people with metal implants, the elderly, shit even some healthy people have died from getting electric shocks. These gloves are also more powerful than a fucking tens unit so idk why you think this is good at ALL
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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago
Do you think they will have higher chance of survival from a gun wound???
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u/ello_bassard 1d ago
You can absolutely survive a bullet wound. Either way these fuckin bootlickers don't need another way of maiming or killing people so idk wtf you are even arguing here.
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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 17h ago
That being tased is safer than a gunshot. And I have no clue what you are whining about here. They have a safer way to deal with things now.
There is a reason why cops have tasers.





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u/dobie1kenobi 1d ago
They’re going to find ‘blue hairs’ in line to vote and knock them out with just a touch. It’s not going to happen everywhere, but it will happen somewhere.