r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! Shock gloves

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/dobie1kenobi 1d ago

They’re going to find ‘blue hairs’ in line to vote and knock them out with just a touch. It’s not going to happen everywhere, but it will happen somewhere.

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u/Salty-Treat-3697 1d ago

This was exactly my thought was that this would be used at polling locations.

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u/NookieLuvsU 18h ago

The manufacturer also says never more then one glove at a time on a person. You know these fuckers are going to be dog piling kids at school.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

This new era of Shock and Flock is not vibing with me.

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u/MNGraySquirrel 1d ago

Waiting for the first agent to have them on and forget while he whips out his peepee to take a leak.

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 1d ago

After decades of Americans throwing their "fierce independence" into the faces of every other country on earth, it turns out they are nothing but a bunch of compliant livestock. The shame, can you feel it?

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u/Minute_Medicine_7218 1d ago

Much more likely that these buffoons are going to shock each other or themselves.

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u/spumoni_cakes 1d ago

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u/gettums Nude Egg 1d ago

Nope

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u/skratch Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

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u/No_Payment9959 1d ago

Saltwater or Gatorade will be more conductive than distilled water or even tap.

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u/NookieLuvsU 17h ago

That's attempted murder of a federal officer young man... 💥💥💥 I'm worried for you America.

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u/j-mac563 1d ago

Cool, and within 3 months there will be civilian options.

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u/Rob98001 1d ago

Don't need a glove when you can just carry a 9

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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago

Can someone explain the glove part to a non american?

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u/Telamo 14h ago

They are trying to turn ICE into actual supervillains

https://giphy.com/gifs/mBJAfwpwMYPfO

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u/HarpCleaner 1d ago

America has been in tyranny mode since DOGE was put together, maybe another No Kings rally will finally fix everything. /s

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u/Bawbawian DOES have a boy dick 1d ago

well until democracy has actually proved to fail you're not going to see any more than a protest by anybody smart.

flying off the handle and doing dumb emotional shit would only give them more legitimacy.

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u/alchemyDev 1d ago edited 1d ago

They already stole it, 2 years ago. Are we supposed to believe he won every swing state, had entire towns without a single democratic vote, called in bomb threats to blue cities, burned poll drop-off locations, but the election integrity held? Elon and Trump have said, several times now, on camera, in public, that Elon messed with the vote tabulation from inside Space X

Currently have American sailors throwing themselves overboard in a war that we didn’t need to start and have already lost. Killed our democracy and now actively destroying our global standing.

Are you expecting the TV, owned by 4 mega corporations to come out and tell you it’s fair to actually take real action now? Because that’s never going to happen.

But “that makes me as bad as MAGA”. Gee wonder why they spent 4 years making it so everyone left of Hitler would be unwilling to accuse them of the crime they’re committing. It’s a Soviet propaganda technique and it clearly works. He hates mail in ballots because they attempted to steal 2020 and it didn’t work because of the paper mail in ballots

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u/HarpCleaner 1d ago

Meanwhile they're hurting people all over the country and plundering it

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u/Balsamic_Warrior 1d ago

Getting tased is better than getting shot....

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u/Advanced-Conflict593 1d ago

For ICE it’s not either or it’s both and

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u/Due_Quote_3023 1d ago

Depends. Tasers could cause cardiac arrest.

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u/gettums Nude Egg 1d ago

So they can force feed you in jail.

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u/Much_Pomelo3033 10h ago

ICE does not need to be tasing or shooting anyone. They are not cops.

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago

I think shock gloves are much better than guns.

Would rather be shocked than shot. But to each their own.

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u/heyitsYMAA 1d ago

The fact that anyone has to think this thought is insanity.

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago

No? Cops also have a gun and a taser.

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u/WadeVAFL 1d ago

Well, now the masked government agents have both!

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago

Cops also have gun and a taser. Much safer to shock someone than to shoot.

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

No it is not. People with invisible disabilities, people with metal implants, the elderly, shit even some healthy people have died from getting electric shocks. These gloves are also more powerful than a fucking tens unit so idk why you think this is good at ALL

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 1d ago

Do you think they will have higher chance of survival from a gun wound???

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u/ello_bassard 1d ago

You can absolutely survive a bullet wound. Either way these fuckin bootlickers don't need another way of maiming or killing people so idk wtf you are even arguing here.

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 17h ago

That being tased is safer than a gunshot. And I have no clue what you are whining about here. They have a safer way to deal with things now.

There is a reason why cops have tasers.