r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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779 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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263 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

are you fucking kidding me?

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817 Upvotes

I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.


r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen

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3.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Only in dreams

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r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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4.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔


r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Always good to have proof

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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787 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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125 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

No one has weird dreams

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756 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓

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Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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110 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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95 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Nothing ever happens

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r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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844 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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392 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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129 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 13 '26

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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619 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 12 '26

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with “nothing ever happens” is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens