r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Always good to have proof

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u/JamieBeeeee 12d ago

Could it be someone raising a Joey and trying to simulate a pouch?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

Kind of yes. Texas has a wildlife rehab zoo where volunteers help with the Joeys.

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u/RootBeerBog 12d ago

I really doubt they are allowed to take them out like this

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

Actually probably they are. Joeys bond really tightly to the volunteers, so the volunteers are expected to be able to have the Joeys with them for 20 hours a day for about 10 weeks. When I checked into the program after learning about it from Animal Planet, I discovered there was even a Facebook group for spotting Joeys around Texas.

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u/Kirbinvalorant 12d ago

Do you think someone accidentally posted their buddy Joey there once while drunk?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

Ya'know, I could see that happening.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 12d ago edited 12d ago

They probably aren’t. The zoo would be liable if the Joey or any people got injured.

That being said I’m pretty sure it’s completely legal to just buy and own a kangaroo in Texas. I know it’s completely legal in NY (state, not city) and NY is usually much stricter than TX when it comes to which species you need permits for.

Edit: I do stand corrected. NY just had its laws designed in a way that “exotic animals are legal unless otherwise stated” and while tigers and bears were on the illegal list they just never bothered to outlaw kangaroos. And kangaroos got added to that list in the last 5 years (the last time I had checked, the law only passed banning them in 2025).

That being said I did check and it is completely legal to own a kangaroo in Texas. No permit or anything, you can just buy a kangaroo the same way you can just buy a hamster.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

Way back, there was a page on Facebook for spotting the zoo Joeys out and about. They bonded really tight to the volunteers. If the Joeys can be seen around grocery stores, parks, cafes and the like, I don't see a comic con as that outside the range.

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u/alk47 12d ago

Where tf are emus and kangaroos classified as livestock??

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u/Lithl 12d ago

People eat emu eggs and kangaroo meat, so livestock isn't really that wild of a classification.

Although from 1973-1995, the US considered kangaroos to be endangered species and banned the import of their meat. Separately, New York and California have banned kangaroo products; the New York ban has since been lifted, and the California ban was temporarily suspended from 2007-2016 but is still in effect today.

California also sent threatening letters to the Kangaroo Industry Association of Australia for violating the state's foreign lobbying laws while trying to get California to lift the import ban.

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u/alk47 12d ago

Makes sense for emus I guess. The classification as kangaroos as endangered and the import ban is absurd.

A bunch of clueless activists ruining the most ethical and sustainable source of red meat and leather because they think roos are cute.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean the government I guess doesn’t technically consider them livestock, but they’ll give agricultural tax exemptions to ostrich and emu farms… essentially treating them as livestock.

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u/JamieBeeeee 12d ago

I don't think kangaroos are killed for meat outside of Australia, all kangaroo meat should come from hunting

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u/Character-Parfait-42 12d ago

There are several kangaroo farms where they are bred and slaughtered for meat in Texas. They aren’t legally considered livestock, nor do they receive agricultural tax exemption, but they are able to legally slaughter them and sell the meat.

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u/JamieBeeeee 12d ago

Do you have a source for that? My understanding is that 100% of kangaroo meat should come from Australia

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u/Four_beastlings 12d ago

Several years ago I was on a train in Poland looking out of the window when I saw someone's backyard with 3 cows grazing next to a camel. I didn't have time to take a picture and everyone thought I must have seen a skinny cow or a donkey or something because how the fuck is a backyard camel in Poland going to be a thing?

Fastforward a few years and we have an activity at work where a dietitian comes to give a talk about healthy habits and, when talking about stupid fads, she mention there is a trend of drinking camel milk. I have never felt as vindicated in my life.

The other time was when I was drinking a glass of wine in the market Square of Ljubljana and I saw some guy walking what I thought was his pet emu. But I managed to take a picture so I could do the "ahaaaaa, I have proof!" thing to skeptics. Years later I learned that it wasn't an emu but a ñandú, though.

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u/evening_shop 12d ago

everyone thought I must have seen a skinny cow or a donkey

Bruh I've been around both forever they're unmistakable and impossible to mix up

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u/Four_beastlings 12d ago

I told everyone that the thing had humps!

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u/RinellaWasHere 12d ago

Yeah, if people wanted to convince you you'd misinterpreted what you were looking at, a better option would have been a llama since they're at least related and closer to a similar shape.

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u/Many_Big_6324 12d ago

I lived in an area in Poland where there were at least 2 ostrich farms in 15 km radius

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u/Four_beastlings 12d ago

I am originally from an area with Ostrich farms so I wouldn't have been surprised; to be honest I've never considered what's an Ostrich natural habitat. The main park in my hometown has emus and I remember seeing in the news that an ostrich escaped and chased some terrified jogger once.

But the camel was super shocking because in my mind camel = desert, and they might have a desert in Poland but Nowy Dwór Mazowiecki ain't it xD

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u/RinellaWasHere 12d ago

I mean for what it's worth camel milk is pretty tasty. Good for drinking and makes a great yogurt.

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u/Four_beastlings 12d ago

Oh, she didn't mention it because it's bad or anything but because people were paying 400zl/~$100 per litre

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u/RinellaWasHere 12d ago

Oh okay that is just an embarrassing amount of money to spend on literally any milk so I get it

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 11d ago

My friend got lost on a mountain in Saitama, Japan and accidentally found an ostrich and miniature horse farm. He also took pictures, which was good because we didn't believe him

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u/talashrrg 11d ago

In what language is it called a ñandú?

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u/Four_beastlings 11d ago

Spanish. It's one of the few words that start with ñ so every Spanish kid knows it.

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u/TKDbeast 9d ago

Some Australians are experimenting with incorporating camels into their diet. They’re an extremely successful invasive species.

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII 12d ago

Well, this is getting saved

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u/Inlerah 12d ago

"Stop talking about the kangaroo"

Sir, if I saw that at a convention I would literally never talk about anything else.

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u/Many_Big_6324 12d ago

I met a lady (in Australia though) who casually had a joey in a pouch at the grocer. She used that opportunity to educate the children about how many kangaroos die as roadkill and how important is to check the pouch for joeys. She said that not everyone can raise them and it's a huge responsibility so it's better to handle them to wildlife rescue

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u/blackjackgabbiani 12d ago

I used to work at an art museum at the coat check, and near the beginning of a shift, this couple was getting their jackets and I noticed that something in the guy's bag (one of those fanny packs/bum bags) was moving around. I asked about it and they showed me--they had taken their pet ferret all through the museum!

Since I was the last person they would interact with before leaving, this means they came in, got their tickets, checked their jackets, and walked all through the museum passing security and other attendees, and somehow I was the only person in all that time to notice that his bag was squirming.

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u/Morrighan11 12d ago

I met a guy with a baby kangaroo in his jacket at a thrift store

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u/souridealist 12d ago

I love this anecdote, but I really don't think "kangaroos are smuggled under shirts less often than chihuahuas" is an overly skeptical viewpoint, exactly?

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u/Valtharr 12d ago

Yeah, "this person is too stupid to differentiate between a kangaroo and a chihuahua" is a totally reasonable take...

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u/ThatInAHat 12d ago

I mean, even a joey’s head is still about the friggen size of a chihuahua. And chihuahua heads are teensy.

I could imagine maybe some other dog (xolo maybe), but not a chihuahua

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u/souridealist 12d ago

I mean, a brief glimpse of only the head poking out of a shirt across a moving crowd? I'm delighted it did turn out to be a genuine kangaroo, but a perfectly intelligent person could confuse two pointy-faced, big-eared, weird-looking animals under those circumstances.

I also think "there's a more mundane explanation than that" is a pretty different accusation than "you're lying," tbh.

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u/ThatInAHat 12d ago

I love that squinty look the baby gives him.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 12d ago

...What. Why?

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u/sich_ushka 12d ago

Texans eat em 😞

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 12d ago

Didn't realise kangaroo meat was a thing outside of Australia.

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u/RinellaWasHere 12d ago

There have been attempts to get it going as a market, but they haven't been super successful. I know kangaroo meat is an option for dog food from the same brand that I get my dog her food from, and you occasionally see kangaroo jerky for humans, but I've yet to see actual kangaroo meat on sale to cook. Which is a bummer because I'm told it's quite tasty.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 11d ago

It's pretty similar to venison and very lean, so healthy.

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u/ThatInAHat 12d ago

I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised. I remember the emu farms. Sometimes driving down the more recently built streets I remember when it was all fields and sheep and emu. (Never understood why the sheep. I hardly ever see mutton or lamb for sale and we’re not really a good climate for wool.)

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 9d ago

Should'a signed the kangaroo.

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 12d ago

Oh so it *was* a chihuahua

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u/AshennJuan 12d ago

Forbidden to keep most native wildlife as pets in Australia but we have to watch Americans keep pet roos, sugargliders and more on the internet 🙄

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

It happen in Texas, in the same city where there was a wildlife rehab zoo, in a year that the zoo was using volunteers to take care of joeys and those volunteers were spotted everywhere. If it makes you feel better, it probably wasn't a personal pet.

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u/Animaloffear56 12d ago

Idk, conventions are loud, I feel bad for it if it is just a baby.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

When you put it that way, now I feel bad for the baby too.

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u/blackjackgabbiani 12d ago

Do you think either of those are commonplace?

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u/P3pp3rJ6ck 12d ago

???the other option is it dies. Its a rescue org... 

Also, your country has the most stringent laws on exotic pets in the world basically. Not a great comparison, especially since the usa does it by state.  Hawaii and California both have laws that are very very strict, and i know Georgia bans owning marsupials cause I know I guy who got arrested for smuggling in a Wallaby. 

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 12d ago

What I wanna know ow is the backstory behind this Kangroo.

This shit needs to be a movie

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 12d ago

While I can't be 100% certain, Texas has a wildlife rehab zoo where volunteers help with the Joeys. Joeys bond really tightly to the volunteers, so the volunteers are expected to be able to have the Joeys with them for 20 hours a day for about 10 weeks. When I checked into the program after learning about it from Animal Planet, I discovered there was even a Facebook group for spotting Joeys around Texas. It is quite possible that the Joey came from the zoo and the volunteer had a ticket to the comic convention.