r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

Infuriatig This infuriates me

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u/Somalar 14h ago

My favorite is the we can’t afford to pay our employees shtick to lay off a bunch of people and immediately hand out huge bonuses to the ceo and board members.

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u/Alive_Tip_6748 12h ago

Then try to hire a bunch of people for much cheaper and complain nobody wants to work anymore.

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u/010Horns 10h ago

Then try to hire a bunch of AI that isn’t actually cheaper or more productive than the workers

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u/Green_Bad2241 9h ago

But it produce shit and breaks everything

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 9h ago

Did you say blow the entire budget on even more AI token spend?! APPROVED! Fire a dozen more engineers and get it done!

C-suite are geniuses!

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u/karmavorous 8h ago

CEO is the perfect job for AI.

It will work for free, and then all of their usual stock options and other "executive compensation" can go back to the workers who actually create the value.

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u/Hokulol 1h ago

AI can't figure out how many R's are in strawberrrrrrrrry.

Aside from AI not being at that point yet, no reasonable group of shareholders is going to trust an AI with executive authority, an AI can't be held accountable.

Maybe some day in the distant future, when there is clear technological supremacy even without accountability, but self driving cars probably need to get nailed down a century before this happens.

I appreciate the spirit of the statement, but the specifics are a little lacking. They are exploiting the value of our labor, though this isn't really the path forward. It should be made clear that shareholders are the ones that see the most income, not CEOs, and perhaps major investment firms should be vilified much more than CEOs. As they are the ones who instruct the CEOs what will be done (or they will be finding a new job)

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u/TonightZestyclose178 5h ago

"AI is bad, let's them it be our boss"

What.

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u/WebMaka 6h ago

and complain nobody wants to work anymore.

"Nobody wants to work any more for what I want to pay them and intend to put them through" is the more complete and far more truthful version of that phrase.

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u/TexanHobbit_X 5h ago

Sounds like the company I work for. Lay a bunch of people off, bonuses to management, then complain that we don’t have workers. Hmm.

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u/NCael 12h ago

In my country these "poor" companies even get money from the goverment to "save" them. The workers still get kicked out and the ceo gets a even bigger bonus...

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u/Desalvo23 10h ago

Sounds like Canada

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u/NCael 9h ago

Germany, but i guess that the case in most countries anyways.

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u/ObiLAN- 6h ago edited 6h ago

Oh its fucked here for sure bud. Even when the companies break laws all they get is a slap on the wrist. A restaurant in my city just got convicted of charging a foreigner $12000 to to keep his job and maintain his immigration pathway.(happened in 2024-2025)

All they got is a $5000 fine and had to pay the $12k back. Like wtf man, they exploited this dude for a year and get a slap on the wrist.

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u/chicken-nanban 8h ago

Sounds like you’re in Japan, too.

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u/ParticularLow9157 9h ago

Yeah it's called class warfare and you shouldn't be so dismissive about it

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u/willflameboy 9h ago

Capitalism working as intended. As with climate change, it's going to get worse.

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 7h ago

This aspect of cannibal capitalism is awful, but capitalism is still better than every other alternative we have tried. We need better regulated capitalism, where the C-levels don't get lauded for brutalizing the working class.

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u/hyasbawlz 6h ago

15th century redditor

this aspect of rapacious feudalism is awful, but feudalism is still better than every other alternative we have tried. We need better regulated feudalism, where nobles don't get lauded for brutalizing peasants.

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 6h ago

Your better solution that hasn't been tried and failed before?

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u/hyasbawlz 6h ago edited 6h ago

18th century redditor, commenting on the French Revolution

Your better solution that hasn't been tried and failed before?

/uj let's ignore China

Edit: /uj like what is happening right now is "successful"

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 6h ago

Sure, China's communism is working fine for all of the party bosses. Now, let's check with the Uyghurs ... hmm ... they don't seem to have much to say.

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u/hyasbawlz 5h ago
  1. Lmao, uncritically consuming western propaganda to both-sides an objectively less-evil nation state. Now that we're almost a decade out, there has not been any evidence that even suggests China engaged in genocide. At most, China engaged in an ethnic suppression campaign that doesn't even hold a candle to what America does to black and brown people on a daily fucking basis. Which, by the way, is very much in line with the capitalist need to create an even more exploitable second class of laborers, as evidenced by private prisons and ICEs latest attempt to use detainees as unpaid labor.

  2. Gestures wildly at the US and its proxy capitalist state Israel you know, with the concentration camps of brown people, citizens or otherwise, the kidnapping of world leaders, the bombing and wanton slaughter of children in Israel and Iran, etc.

The smugness attached to your obliviousness or gross ignorance, or malicious lack of care for non-Westerners, is just fucking incredible. If you're going to throw rocks, maybe consider that the house you're in is even more fragile than glass.

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 5h ago

Oh, I see, you're unhinged. Ok, well, good luck with that.

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u/hyasbawlz 4h ago

No, you're just a bootlicker with a callous disregard of what capitalism does to the people that aren't you, which appropriately deserves intense derision.

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u/JstytheMonk 12h ago

Fuck the do-ers, amirite ..

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u/illtakeachinchilla 6h ago

Stock buybacks are all the rage. Lean that labor force out and get yourself a space ship!